Eagle-eye Ixolite, the world famous dart player, was at an exhibition match and was showing off to the audience.
"I can throw a dart and it will hit the board anywhere I want!" he cried. "Where on the board shall I put my next dart?" he asked the crowd.
A small boy came up to Eagle-Eye and passed him a slip of paper. Eagle-eye, who liked a rebus, took one look at the note, threw his head back and laughed, then threw the dart. Where did it land?

This is what was on the note:

Perfume Bottle R.I.P.