(user deleted)
May 18, 2003
| lol, Great Teaser! |
Fasil 
May 19, 2003
| How about to be scared half to death.  |
strathconn 
May 19, 2003
| I was thinking with Fasil. |
puzzled_puzzler
May 22, 2003
| I also thought of Fasil's answer. Good one though.
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dsquared   
May 23, 2003
| I also like Fasils answer, even still I love the teaser. I think the glass eye would have had a much more humourous result than everyone just dropping dead... can you picture it... they couldn't ;P . |
puzzled_puzzler
May 23, 2003
| On the other hand, if they all had glass eyes they ARE still able to kill you, via a lucky shot. |
horse_luver   
Jun 01, 2003
| puzzled_puzzler, it doesn't ask what can MAKE him get away safely, it's asking what can HELP him get away safely. Oh, and sunnyfunny, you shouldn't post comment's like that, it might get removed. Gr8 teaser. |
(user deleted)
Jun 02, 2003
| I thought it was that he asked for a second wish without the catch... Only because the Genie pops out in the beginning and then he's popping out again... That would give the Indians 2 wishes without a catch but then the Indians would run scared thinking it was some sort of sign from the gods !! LOL
Did I put tooooo much thought into this ??? ya think! |
na-iem
Jun 02, 2003
| Or what about having half of his body being paralysed for a few hours? |
brainjelly
Jun 02, 2003
| I would say he should of wished for a cowboy. Then each indian would have two cowboys to deal with. Fun teaser. |
dadaedrum
Jun 02, 2003
| he could also ask the genie to scare him HALF to death!!! |
whyme 
Jun 02, 2003
| i thought of a mild heart attack and the answer should be to have one eye replaced by a glass one because he could just hold it but it was good
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Codammanus
Jun 02, 2003
| I got the answer w/o much power used, but THIS WAS COOOL!!! |
madmrriddle
Jun 02, 2003
| Its really funny, because my 10 year odl sister thought of this... She said if he wishes for another cowboy, for each indian two cowboys would appear. Just thought I'd throw that in |
Codammanus
Jun 02, 2003
| ....sORrRy, Wrong teaser. I DIDN'T get this one. But its still Cool! |
stm8r1  
Jun 03, 2003
| He could ask for a day to rest and get a full day's head start on the Indians. |
jonnyonline
Jun 04, 2003
| what about a kidney failure? |
tissue   
Jun 09, 2003
| How about a Mother-In-Law? |
glenbo   
Jun 12, 2003
| How about remove one of his lungs? Then the indians would die of suffucation of no air. |
dsquared   
Jun 12, 2003
| Alrighty, so it looks like everyone's got the gist of the concept of the answer here ;). I am finding some of these extra answers rather amusing I must admit.. Tissue - tsk tsk! I love my mother-in-law ;). He could ask for one hand to be handcuffed  |
AmbushHottie
Jun 15, 2003
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AmbushHottie
Jun 15, 2003
| I think that Brainjelly had a better answer
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LilyBell
Jun 15, 2003
| I thought of the wish for a cowboy too. |
kara
Jun 18, 2003
| Ingenious! ;) |
MysticGohan789
Jun 19, 2003
| Good Teaser, I thought he asked the genie for a pile of rocks to fall on him |
billybob_thorton 
Jun 02, 2004
| He could always wish to sit through an opera. |
jojocranky
Jun 02, 2004
| GOOD TEASER!! like others i dint get the answer but came up with my own theory. He could wish for a broken leg, its still possible to get away wiv a broken leg. If the indians had two, it would be tooo much pain for them. oh wel i know what i mean!! |
Daywalker
Jun 02, 2004
| i agree with brainbelly. i was also thinking the same thing before reading the answer. why not wish for a cowboy to help him get away? |
BrenBeadSP  
Jun 02, 2004
| I like it just the way it is - it made me giggle to start my day, thanks. |
thegermangemini 
Jun 02, 2004
| Okay, since I read a joke with the same idea once, where the guy gets three wishes, but his arch enemy gets two times what he got, I went with the joke guys third wish...Beat me half to death. Oops, a tad morbid, but the joke was funny... Liked the teaser though. |
witness  
Jun 02, 2004
| Cheesy. this is not a teaser...it's a joke--the original joke is about getting beat half to death. |
shortstopsmile
Jun 02, 2004
| Awesome teaser! I thought it was just that he was blind in one eye!
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shortstopsmile
Jun 02, 2004
| Oh, and Witness, don't be rude!  |
shortstopsmile
Jun 02, 2004
| Oh, and Witness, don't be rude!  |
vbfreak55
Jun 04, 2004
| i love brainjelly's answer!! this was a really great teaser!! it was too hard for me, but still really great!! good job! |
cnmne   
Jun 27, 2004
| I found the comments more enjoyable than the teaser itself. Oh, by the way, Custer could wish for one leg iron and a lake with four feet of water. The Indians would get 2 irons and eight feet of water. Custer could slowly walk out of the lake, but the Indians would drown. |
crystalstar 
Jun 28, 2004
| Well I was thinking he could ask for "50 more people to help him." because it never said that the Indians get 2 TIMES more than him, it just said that they got "2 of the same thing". So I guess he could ask for 50 people and they would only get 2 more |
sillygirl  
Jun 07, 2005
| i thought it was cowboy also |
something   
Jun 07, 2005
| Yeah... A Cowboy would be good. |
tequila_roze  
Jun 07, 2005
| omg that was GREAT!! i wuz thinkin sumthin along tha line of like, one concrete shoe or sumthin... but urz wuz awesome!! oh and tissue, that wuz hilarious!!!  |
tequila_roze  
Jun 07, 2005
| mother-in-law indeed!! lol |
vikingboy   
Jun 07, 2005
| Old joke....but nice job turning it into a teaser. |
Kukmiester   
Jun 07, 2005
| Too, too many possibilities....good idea, bad execution....  |
zonahobo   
Jun 07, 2005
| Very funny twist to the old genie joke to give it and Custer new life! I liked the variation .. too late for Custer though..  |
tennistripleXXX
Jun 07, 2005
| I loved that one. favourite one so far! but i thought he would have wished for a cowboy then the cowboys the indians get are on his side. Hang that's stupid!  |
skimela 
Jun 07, 2005
| i was thinking "a bear trap stuck to his leg"...i suppose there are loads of answers to this. but still, fun teaser! |
Ozymandias  
Jun 07, 2005
| Great teaser & great comments!  |
phildunphy   
Jun 07, 2005
| I Wondered why there was a sudden flood of comments, then I saw it was teaser of the day. LOL.
Thanks for all the nice comments . |
gummbypal  
Jun 07, 2005
| I was trying to think of something to encapsulize them (not kill them). Maybe half a jail cell, he can walk out of his. Way to much thinking this early, good teaser. |
maka10 
Jun 07, 2005
| Cute! Made me laugh!
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mi2mo2tx   
Jun 07, 2005
| CLAP CLAP CLAP! I laughed out loud! Thanks for a good start to my day!  |
darthforman 
Jun 07, 2005
| This is Great!!!
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onlyeeyore  
Jun 07, 2005
| Does he need to wish for an object? How about, "I wish I was moved two miles east?" That would put the Indians two miles away from him and he could keep his eye! Whoever said earlier this teaser was bad because it had too many answers is wrong- it just makes it more fun! |
Curtis 
Jun 07, 2005
| 'A broken leg' was my answer. |
Yoyobug02   
Jun 07, 2005
| Very good  |
andrewjsmith 
Jun 07, 2005
| i liked it COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL  |
redneck_woman  
Jun 07, 2005
| andrewjsmith...what the heck is this crap above me?  |
babybabe1 
Jun 07, 2005
| that werent a teaser. that werent even a joke. i think fill must have either been drunk or sleeping when he wrote this.i dont mean to be rude but, come on, a GLASS EYE! : :  |
MNFats 
Jun 07, 2005
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FeaerFactorY666   
Jun 07, 2005
| That was good... I thought he wished to be scared half to death.... but a glass eye works too...... |
riddlelover  
Jun 07, 2005
| I heard a joke like thatm except every lawyer in the world got one- and the guy said he'd always wanted to donate a kidney...lol  |
MTK_90  
Jun 07, 2005
| OMG-I CANT BELIEVE EVERYONE GOT THAT. I WAS SO CONFUSED BUT HEY ITS A FUN AND CLEVER ONE!  |
yourmom0101 
Jun 07, 2005
| another answer would be, bad luck.
a glass eye was better though. loved the teaser the first full happy face I have EVER given. |
yourmom0101 
Jun 07, 2005
| btw: the only comment that I loled, was redneck womans.  |
Araldite   
Jun 07, 2005
| I also liked "half dead" but glass eye works too.
BTW, Custer was a soldier not a cowboy.  |
mygreenday
Jun 07, 2005
| Good teaser! I agree with brainjelly.  |
mygreenday
Jun 07, 2005
| Good teaser! I agree with brainjelly.  |
chicken_girl 
Jun 07, 2005
| That is a very good brainteaser, very funny too.  |
dhenzy 
Jun 07, 2005
| Its a good teaser...i agree with fasil's answer.. .. keep it up!! A great idea!!!! |
Trickster1992   
Jun 07, 2005
| Wow great teaser!
Note to people: I noticed at the top, somebody was telling somebody else not to say something because it will get deleted anyways.
Well, guess what I just discovered last month?
I can report bad comments! Woohoo! I can clean up the braingle world!
ANYWAYS.... THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT TEASER!!!!! AAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...eheh...... I thought he was going to ask for a non-movable wooden leg.  |
Trickster1992   
Jun 07, 2005
| uuummm..... does anybody else here have that feature? Can anybody here tell me why before it was "this is a negative comment" and now it says "this is offensive"??
Anybody? Hello?
*sigh*
Man I wish I could come up with teasers that greight. oh wait... *great. I did get one through, but it sucks. May I ask you a few questions?
1: Whats the best type of teaser?
2: How many teasers have you submitted?
3: Do you think they should allow you to put drawings into your teaser, so people could make "visual" teasers?
4: How many points do you have?
5: Ever played a fun little message board game?
6: Why on earth is your teaser so amazingly great?
7: What else should I ask you?  |
XDaBlkPrincessX
Jun 07, 2005
| lol i would have never thought of that!! Very clever |
XDaBlkPrincessX
Jun 07, 2005
| lol i would have never thought of that!! Very clever |
ayelk
Jun 07, 2005
| Kinda of seemes like a kids joke to me, have to be more creative!!  |
deviant 
Jun 07, 2005
| I was also thinking of wishing for 1 cowboy, so the Indians each get 2 cowboys to deal with.  |
beenice  
Jun 08, 2005
| great teaser, especially because of all the different answers. i am new to this site so if anyone has any pointers, i'd love 'em. |
phildunphy   
Jun 08, 2005
| Trickster, if you click on someones name it tells you most of those things, and Ayelk it's easy to criticise when you haven't submitted a teaser yourself |
Neferjeane 
Jun 08, 2005
| I was thinking of a cowboy, too. But a glass eye is much more funny! Great teaser!  |
yagaloot  
Jun 08, 2005
| Fun teaser. Don't care if it's from an old joke. I like how many answers work also. Such as, 'to have one foot in the grave.' Sorry. Fasil's seems to be best for Custer. |
tequila_roze  
Jun 09, 2005
| what is the deal with all of the repeats?????  |
Swordoffury1392   
Jun 12, 2005
| Nice, but I agree that there is more than one answer. |
sassy_101   
Jun 22, 2005
| I like brainjelly's answer.
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sassy_101   
Jun 22, 2005
| I like brainjelly's answer.
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sassy_101   
Jun 22, 2005
| I like brainjelly's answer.
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sassy_101   
Jun 22, 2005
| I like brainjelly's answer.
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baby4034  
Jun 30, 2005
| i got it after a while, good one!  |
(user deleted)
Aug 08, 2005
| two glass eyes!!! that's funny!!!  |
GebbieRose   
Jun 07, 2006
| Okay, then! Clever indeed.  |
mercenary007   
Jun 07, 2006
| I'm sorry but this was lame... and I agree with Fasil and witness... this is based on a joke where the wisher wishes to be scared half to death...  |
lmurray   
Jun 07, 2006
| NOT MUCH OF A "TEASER," BUT CUTE.  |
TheEarthling   
Jun 07, 2006
| Cool.  |
brainster   
Jun 07, 2006
| Nice one! Hilarious!  |
OldChinaHand  
Jun 07, 2006
| This one or a derivative of it is probably as old as Gen. Custer. It's funny as it is. Good answer. It looks like you out did the masses with this one.  |
jazzmusician46    
Jun 07, 2006
| I liked this teaser very much! It was cute and appealed to all ages young and old. I think BABYBABE1 can keep her negative and offensive comments to herself! I'm eagerly awaiting her teaser!
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bradon182001   
Jun 07, 2006
| I have to agree with Imurray. Cute joke but not much of a teaser.  |
feste 
Jun 07, 2006
| a bottle of booze would work |
nu_rob_roy   
Jun 07, 2006
| Comments sure do get out of hand. I think this is a joke, but what does a Scot know of cowboys and Indians. But it was funny.
Who keep playing with these comment. |
BeckyD 
Jun 07, 2006
| This was a really fun teaser, and I like all the additional solutions posed here in the comments, too! My first guess would be an hour's sleep. Then, the Indians would be asleep for another hour, while Custer (being rested) could get away unnoticed. He'd keep his eye, and wouldn't endanger the lives of any cowboys... Still, I give this one five stars!!*****  |
bambam 
Jun 07, 2006
| I would wish for an American Soldier. |
cassiemark   
Jun 07, 2006
| So many possible answers but the glass eye answer is funny! Good wake up, get your brain going, fun!
Thanks!  |
kimnbri
Jun 07, 2006
| There are hundreds of possible answers if you think about it. He could have wished himself half dead, to be half lame, to have partial memory loss, how about wishing for an american soldier. the possibilities are very intriguing.
BRIAN |
shawneeo   
Jun 07, 2006
| Yeah, that's pretty good, although it's on a thin line between a joke and a teaser, but I guess still a teaser. Custer wasn't really a "cowboy", he WAS an American Soldier. He was in the military. I don't know where this cowboy notion came from. Except that you always hear about "cowboys and Indians".
Racist? I don't know. The Indians did win the last one with him. But if I was Native American I might not be very happy about this. Yes, I know, "it's just a teaser, blah blah blah" Fine, but like I said, maybe IF I was "just" an "Indian" I wouldn't like it much.
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danny1
Jun 07, 2006
| I thought he would ask for a wife! |
NCgurl94  
Jun 07, 2006
| cool & clever teaser.  |
katn255 
Jun 07, 2006
| Custer didn't ask for one of his eyes to be replaced with a glass eye, so wouldn't the indians just be holding 2 glass eyes, with their normal ones still in their sockets? Then they could throw them @ him and he would die from severe injuries to the head. Nice scenario, isn't it?  |
miss_mary_b 
Jun 07, 2006
| I thought he asked for a day of blindness...
Fun teaser.  |
kistin14   
Jun 07, 2006
| The person 2 above me has a good point, but it was really funny! |
tonjawithaj   
Jun 07, 2006
| The comments are definitely as amusing as the teaser itself!  |
auntiesis   
Jun 07, 2006
| I must be very morbid or sick, I thought he should wish one of his hands would fall off. Then the Indians would lose both hands. Bloody mess. What was I thinking? Any way, I liked your answer better thanmine, or anybody elses for that matter. Keep up the good work.  |
scallio   
Jun 07, 2006
|
That's hilarious! I was thinking along the lines of 1 broken leg or to be shot in 1 knee.
Loved this fun teaser! |
donfrench 
Jun 07, 2006
| Umm, Custer didn't get away, remember? Whatever he wished for it didn't work. |
noladude 
Jun 07, 2006
| 2 be scared half 2 death |
vlerma   
Jun 07, 2006
| So many comments, some good, some not so good. I thought this one was another real groaer. Funny, enjoyable, whether it was a rewritten joke or whatever. The answer was a hoot! Nice job. As for racist, this is a fun family site and if you can't laugh at yourself then you don't belong here I don't like the poorly shortened reference in that particular quotation. How did this slip by without someone else objecting? Keep it clean folks!  |
hamsterchc
Jun 07, 2006
| this really was a joke
tho i heard it a couple times and it was normally something along the lines of
a ___ man found a lamp and rubbed it
a --- genie came out and went u get 3 wishes but whatever u wish for my race gets 2
so the man ask for a car a mansion and then to be beaten half to death
its a mean joke but ive heard like atleast 3 different races use it so it evens out right? |
hottie726
Jun 07, 2006
| i didn't get it but other people probably did . i thought it was boring. sorry  |
iteachkids    
Jun 07, 2006
| Vierma - again I agree with you. GREAT MINDS!
You are right, Kweestyaye got away with something way over the edge. I wanted to report the comment to "the authorities" whoever and wherever they are, but I couldn't figure out how.  |
mover16 
Jun 07, 2006
| that was a cool teaser, i got similar answer, i said one blind eye, it was a good teaser though  |
kcheer2493  
Jun 07, 2006
| i thought for a broken leg. Oh well! good answer. |
POPS  
Jun 07, 2006
| COOOOOOOL, That was funny and cute Made my day,nice going.  |
xxrid3_str0ngxx   
Jun 07, 2006
| oh em geez tht was the best teaser i've read so far excellent job!!  |
jabdr   
Jun 07, 2006
| I saw this one on this site last summer but enjoyed seeing it again. Liked it then and like it now.  |
tdbrsun 
Jun 07, 2006
| Two thumbs Up! |
xxilove_ihatexx   
Jun 07, 2006
| that was the best one i have read!!!!!!!!! it was so so so funny and good... dunno why but i said a half.. so each indian would get a "hole" n' fall... idk... im retarted!!!!!!!! lmao.... pm me peeps!!!  |
Smurf1978
Jun 07, 2006
| I agree with Kweestyaye and when are we going to learn, it's Native American not Indians. Gosh  |
tintiniscool   
Jun 07, 2006
| I thoght it was to be able to leave, so if he left the Indians would leave, and then leave again.... |
(user deleted)
Jun 08, 2006
| is that a brainteaser or a joke? |
Moharraqi
Jun 08, 2006
| I liked the 'cowboy' answer better than 'half to death' one. However my answer was to wish to be, say, 50 miles away! |
doka13   
Jun 08, 2006
| ewwwwwwwww  |
utnative 
Jun 08, 2006
| i sure didn't see that one comming.
it was fun anyway.  |
matthewmurch  
Jun 13, 2006
| My guess was somewhat less permanent. I had him ask for one hand tied behind his back. |
learningchinese  
Jun 20, 2006
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calmsavior   
Dec 16, 2006
| Fasil's wrong anyway. If you were to be scared half to death twice, you'd be left with a quarter of yourself. |
riddle_of_fate   
Jun 07, 2007
| so you lose one eye but all the indians lose both of their eye? bizzare |
phyllisa   
Jun 07, 2007
| This one was too silly for me. Anyway Custer wasn't a cowboy he was military man.  |
cloughme   
Jun 07, 2007
| Hilarious teaser and great comments to boot! |
peeve30 
Jun 07, 2007
| I, like some others though of a broken leg....very good teaser! Just because there are other possible answers doesnt mean its a bad teaser, just keeps ya on your toes! I loved it! |
NotKday  
Jun 07, 2007
| I went with "cowboy" - and liked the "scared 1/2 to death" suggestion - but definitely a good one. |
cnahorses
Jun 07, 2007
| I've heard the exact same thing before, only the answer was a broken leg. nice teaser  |
puttumup  
Jun 07, 2007
| you call that a teaser?cmon peaple get real......  |
cassiemark   
Jun 07, 2007
| doehead - you really come across as a mean spirited person - do you ever actually have anything nice to say?  |
2ndhandrose  
Jun 07, 2007
| Oh a lot of fun PhilDunphy?
I thought of striking hime blind
and then running like stink. It's sound even sillier written down. But close with the eyes.
When I saw the answer I cracked up. EXCELLENT  |
Brock   
Jun 07, 2007
| that was so coooooooool  |
locutus13ds  
Jun 07, 2007
| I would have wished for one cowboy surrounding each indian, therefore there would be three surrounding each indian. Checkmate!  |
auntiesis   
Jun 07, 2007
| My , what a lot of comments ! Nice to see people discussing this teaser, I guess it means we are still thinking.  |
lkp68  
Jun 07, 2007
| gjood one! |
hradilv  
Jun 07, 2007
| Fun teaser I'd have to disagree with the others that said "to be scared half to death". The Indians would just be scared half to death twice. I've been scared half to death many times. I think he really had to ask for someTHING. BTW, I like the "wife" answer, too - or maybe "mother-in-law"...  |
cutie_pie11
Jun 07, 2007
| That one was kinda confusing but I
adventually got it after a little while. My friend got it right away she called me dumb
.....I am not really dumb the teaser was confusing  |
Shikamaru   
Jun 07, 2007
| that is not a fair question since there are so many other answers possible.  |
anniebee   
Jun 07, 2007
| COOL TEASER! IHAD TO PEEK AT THE ANSWER VERY CLEVER  |
LeonRes-Evil2   
Jun 07, 2007
| I was thinking he would ask for "a wooden leg". They would all get two, and he could get away faster.  |
coolguy5678   
Jun 07, 2007
| Good teaser, but there's too many other possibilities that work. |
(user deleted)
Jun 07, 2007
| I would have said "Beat me half to death".. Duh! |
mondayschild59   
Jun 07, 2007
| I thought it was funny. I didn't get it right but I got a good laugh. Loosen up people it was just a game.  |
Shaylais2kool 
Jun 07, 2007
| I thought the same as jelly brain!! great teaser, really funny too  |
khedron   
Jun 07, 2007
| I want to add my voice to the people bringing up the fact that Custer was not a cowboy, he was a soldier. Also, he was not a general, as stated in the question, he was a lieutenant colonel. He was temporarily a brigadier general during the Civil War, but this was a temporary rank that was rescinded at the end of the war. At the time of his death, he was, as I said, a lieutenant colonel. |
oxymoron
Jun 07, 2007
| doehead, last time I checked. comments were not used to slam or diss other people. It's to praise or to criticize in a nice manner. Yes you can tell the truth, but do it respectively! |
oxymoron
Jun 07, 2007
| Oh, && AWESOME teaser by they way! I loved it! But I too thought that he wished to be beat half to death!  |
zaya 
Jun 07, 2007
| I thought bullets (Custer used guns, Indians used bow & arrow so bullets would be useless). Either way a bad teaser with too many possible answers. |
breathesunshine   
Jun 07, 2007
| I thought I had it right away when I said he should wish for another soldier of course! I had to laugh at the answer. Good one!  |
jacstop 
Jun 07, 2007
| The possibilities are endless, especially if you get to see the same teaser every other year |
reptile5000   
Jun 07, 2007
| OMG!! I MADE THIS UP LIKE A YEAR AGO!! YOU JUST CHANGED A FEW THINGS! I POSTED THIS ON THE FORUMS ALSO, A COUPLE OF PLACES, A LITTLE LESS THAN A YEAR AGO!
ALL YOU DID WAS CHANGE THE SITUATION!
I ALSO COPYRIGHTED THIS WORK TO.
PLEASE NEXT TIME WHEN YOU COPY SOMETHING, ASK THE WRITER/PUBLISHER! |
Hrsemn4   
Jun 07, 2007
| Won't do a bit of good if they are all holding a glass eye in their hands...no one ever said the glass eyes would replace their existing eyes. And I wouldn't get so hot and bothered about being "plagerized" I'm betting the "original" was just as lame. |
J4nu5 
Jun 07, 2007
| The answer wasn't too good. I've heard many variations on this riddle, and my favorite answer by far is a 100 degree temperature. |
J4nu5 
Jun 07, 2007
| tissueAus*
Jun 09, 2003
"How about a Mother-In-Law?"
A) You're European, aren't you?
B) OUCH TruDat |
shannmo   
Jun 07, 2007
| reptile5000 how did they copy you?
Unless I missed time travel being invented. this was posted in 2003!
good teaser by the way!!! |
oddrey  
Jun 07, 2007
| Its so much fun coming up with all kinds of silly answers. Great teaser!! |
j9mattfield   
Jun 07, 2007
| I went with the cowboy too. |
davidrools 
Jun 07, 2007
| If they Indians got scared half to death, then half to death again, they'd still be 25% alive!
The half-to-deaths would have to be simultaneous and not overlap  |
chickenzRcool   
Jun 07, 2007
| LOL Noice teaser ;-) I guess there's plenty possible answers :-)  |
ManiKatti  
Jun 07, 2007
| Theres like, a gazillion answers to this... My friend told me this one before, but his answer was "I wish to donate a kidney." His sounds more reasonable. |
SweetPotato   
Jun 07, 2007
| I said "a broken leg." |
khedron   
Jun 08, 2007
| Zaya, the Native Americans that Custer fought actually had better guns than his soldiers, one of the many reasons for his loss. |
theresabbeale  
Jun 08, 2007
| I had the same thought Sweet Potato |
puzzler125 
Jun 08, 2007
| How about "I wish I were 100 miles away from you?" |
siskiu 
Jun 09, 2007
| clever...and fun...the question is more fun thatn the answer though...actually...there are many possibilities  |
brainglewashed 
Jun 25, 2007
| yes, yes there are. i thought he wished to be blind in one eye?!?! i was close though. Great teaser!  |
coolkcoolk   
Dec 01, 2009
| complete genius!Great one! |
precious1026   
Jun 07, 2010
| This was a Wonderful Teaser, and so many comments, but there is only one perfect answer to this teaser.
I of course got the perfect Answer. That is: A Day of Rest....
A Cowboy trained to kill Indians. He would have ONE day of Rest, giving the Indians TWO days of Rest. He would get One Cowboy trained to Kill Indians and each Indians would have to fend off TWO cowboys trained to kill Indians.
Excellent Teaser. I just wished he could have created a different subject matter and not Indians.
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doehead   
Jun 07, 2010
| Jack and Jill went up a hill, oops that's old just like the teasers .  |
katamaster 
Jun 07, 2010
| I was thinking he wanted to be a mile away from the place. That would place him at least a mile away from any indian. |
beyonce123 
Jun 07, 2010
| I second shannmo. Tissue and Trickster, you guys are hilarious. I thought of the broken leg thing but I like the answer that he wishes for a cowboy better. |
phyllisa   
Jun 07, 2010
| LOL, Good teaser, old joke. Gen. Custer was a General, not a cowboy. |
bluemage
Jun 07, 2010
| That glass eye answer is bad. I thought of wishing for a cowboy too, that answer is much much better. |
lizardtail  
Jun 07, 2010
| i dont get it.....at all....  |
LogicalRoger   
Jun 07, 2010
| Meh. Too many possibilities. Plus I don't understand why Custer's in India.  |