Help Me Eat!
Riddles are little poems or phrases that pose a question that needs answering. Riddles frequently rhyme, but this is not a requirement.
I have teeth but I don't eat.
I love to eat but whenever I do people get upset and spend countless hours trying to stop me from eating.
Comments
jo47
Jan 25, 2004
| haha, how is that anywhere close to a hint? |
eiennikirei  
Jan 25, 2004
| LOL |
Mogmatt16 
Jan 25, 2004
| hiow did this get past the editors? |
mad-ade
Jan 25, 2004
| it didn't get past me, must have been some other editor. |
dieblondboff 
Jan 25, 2004
| why on earth is this in trick?
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smithy 
Jan 25, 2004
| Why was this one excepted?  |
bluetwo
Jan 26, 2004
| the hint was ridiculous. in any case, an alternate answer could have been a gear/cog. |
RedRogue
Jan 26, 2004
| *sigh* seriously, how did that get accepted and at the same time how did it make an sense.
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PhilDunphy
Jan 27, 2004
|  Very Poor |
fishmed
Jan 27, 2004
| I was surprised to find out I got this "wrong" when I suggested rejection. |
joanie
Jan 27, 2004
| What are the names of the editors who inflicted this rubbish on us? |
just_moi
Jan 28, 2004
| *shrugs* not me |
SliceOPi
Jan 30, 2004
| OK whos taking bribes? heheh |
krishnan
Feb 04, 2004
| Ok, I confess. I was the one who allowed this teaser to pass through!  But, wait a minute, I am not an editor. How can this be? |
(user deleted)
Feb 14, 2004
| hahah, i laugh.  |
snaps 
Feb 17, 2004
| I have a sneaking suspicion that I was the editor who accepted this, HOWEVER, I am certain that I changed it so that it was more acceptable. Jake has been alerted to the fact that this teaser didn't properly record the corrections and edits that were made when it was accepted. |
OniChris
Feb 20, 2004
| Thats was possibly the worst...hint...ever.  |
mad-ade
Feb 20, 2004
| With all due respect to Snaps, and I means that most sincerely, even with your proposed edits, it was still extremely poor. |
MasterMind90
Feb 21, 2004
| I don't get why it says " I have teeth, but I dont eat." and then says "I love to eat." OK Weird!  |
mad-ade
Feb 21, 2004
| that is one of the main reasons that I voted to return it to the submitter for a rewrite based on our (the editors) suggestions. |
hacker
Feb 28, 2004
| I never would have thought of that one,Nice!!! |
Sammi107
Mar 03, 2004
| I didn't really like it because they gave you the answer in the hint. |
Tongue-Twister
Mar 12, 2004
| There isn't a hint |
just_moi
Mar 16, 2004
| not anymore tongues-twister ;) |
griphook
Mar 16, 2004
| good enough as is  |
Palsha
Apr 10, 2004
| I hope my zipper doesn't try to eat! |
cnmne
Jan 08, 2005
| Well, my answer was a comb. And if the comb was full of hair, some people might spend a lot of time trying to stop hair loss. |
seanlandrews
Nov 10, 2006
| Sorry, but I didn't like this one. It doesn't make sense to see it doesn't eat and then say that it does. |
calmsavior
Oct 28, 2007
| I've never really held my zipper open for hours, sorry if that's not normal. |
choirgirl926
May 14, 2009
| I thought it was a chain saw. The last part made me think of a fire, but that didn't really work with the first part. I agree with MasterMind90 |
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