(user deleted)
Apr 19, 2004
| Okay, nice idea, but not seeing another sunrise has little to do with not having a rooster. Lots of rooster-less people never see sunrises. Still, great effort.  |
(user deleted)
Apr 19, 2004
| I agree with CMonkey, although that's the first time I've seen the word rooster as a part of an adjective. CMonkey may deserve mook status, but your teaser was alright.  |
bluetwo 
Apr 19, 2004
| i thought he shot AT the rooster, missed, and had his eyes pecked out as payback.  |
VaLeRiY 
Apr 20, 2004
| or he shoots an intruder, mises, and the intruder kills him |
cdarnsept1
Apr 22, 2004
| Or the gun powder explodes out of the gun, blinding him...  |
mosoh
Apr 24, 2004
| I thought it was hillarious |
toast9897  
Apr 26, 2004
| or the rooster pecks the cow and makes the man wake up anyways. lol  |
toast9897
Apr 26, 2004
| let me elaborate. working off of bluetwo's answer: he missed, but the rooster gets mad. or the guy... nevermind everything i just said.  |
crystalstar
Jun 23, 2004
| This was a really good one, but I got it though. But when I told this to my friends, they thought that he had killed his son, because he never saw another "son" rise. |
cute_lil_niamh
Jul 03, 2004
| He shot his rooster?? therefor he did not hear the rooster at sunrise... so he slept in?? probably not the answer, but its a possibility |
oosunshyneoo
Jul 11, 2004
| Clever! |
I_am_the_Omega
Oct 14, 2004
| I just can't figure out how editors let teasers as obscure as this through?? |
babygirl35
Dec 02, 2004
| I going to have to agree with omega because where in there is no way you can come up with that rooster stuff. I did understand it though. But I guess i didn't like the wording. |
Riddler
Feb 22, 2005
| weird  and funny!  |
michelle192837
Apr 25, 2005
| Copycat! I have the book you got this from!!!!!  |
xmadnetx
Jul 05, 2005
| If he become retire he wants to live longer.
to live longer you must wake up early and be healthy!
so he might still keep that poor rooster!
I dont think he would shot that rooster...he could give to his grandson or someone.
I thought becouse he shot his eye |
irishthistle
Sep 08, 2005
| Poor rooster, all he did was do his job and look at the thanks he gets.
Great teaser, I thought he blinded himself. |
violingirl77
Dec 09, 2005
| i thought he went to jail  |
natureluver 
Nov 27, 2006
| Me too |
cartoonmaster
Mar 03, 2007
| Maybe there should be a part in it that states that he is not blinded, because that's something people usually ask. If this were done in person, that wouldn't be a problem, though. I was thinking maybe he shot down a dead tree or something that obstructed his view of the sun from his angle... |
cyberstar5150
Apr 24, 2007
| I swear, after teasers like this the only reason *my* teasers should be denied is solely if they're duplicates. |
4demo
Jun 01, 2007
| It seems a little mean to kill the poor rooster, but nice teaser nonetheless! |
Light 
Mar 17, 2009
| Poor rooster...  |
dangerouspie101 
Jun 16, 2012
| wel, maybe he shot somebody ELSE and then got a life sentance in prision, with no windows and therefore never saw the sunrise again. and what if he acidently got up early ONE day? it;s highly unlikely he would of NEVER saw the sun rise again. There is also more then one possible answer. |
KillerQueen
Aug 05, 2012
| Gosh.... isn't that animal abuse? Why didn't he just sell the rooster? |
