Humorous Quotes III
In Cryptography teasers, a phrase or expressions has been encoded in some way (frequently by replacing letters with other letters). You need to figure out the encoding method and then decode the message to find the answer.
The following humorous quotes are from various people. Try and decipher them. R=H and X=V
WRSI UQUCYKQFB SI XCYO SDWCYCIWSDE, KMW S TSDN SW PSZZ DCXCY YCUZQFC Q RQYNFJXCY KJJB- SW VQBCI Q XCYO UJJY NJJYIWJU.
S FJMZND'W YCVCVKCY PRCD S RQN KCCD IJ NSIQUUJSDWCN. CGFCUW UCYRQUI WRC WSVC S TJMDN JMW WRQW V&VI YCQZZO NJ VCZW SD OJMY RQDN...
S QV WPJ PSWR DQWMYC.
WARNING: The hint gives all the vowels.
HintQ=A
C=E
S=I
J=O
M=U
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Answer
THIS PAPERBACK IS VERY INTERESTING, BUT I FIND IT WILL NEVER REPLACE A HARDCOVER BOOK- IT MAKES A VERY POOR DOORSTOP. ~Alfred Hitchcock
I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHEN I HAD BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED. EXCEPT PERHAPS THE TIME I FOUND OUT THAT M&MS REALLY DO MELT IN YOUR HAND... ~Peter Oakley
I AM TWO WITH NATURE. ~Woody Allen
Encrypted/Plain
A=Q
B=K
C=E
D=N
E=G
F=C
G=X
H=Z
I=S
J=O
K=B
L=J
M=U
N=D
O=Y
P=W
Q=A
R=H
S=I
T=F
U=P
V=M
W=T
X=V
Y=R
Z=L
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Comments
kayleeskitties   
Sep 03, 2006
| Great teaser!
I hated the false advertisment of M&M's....the did , always have, and still do melt in your hand. The slogan should have been "Melts in your hand so hurry up and put 'em in your mouth" |
sourdough
Jul 06, 2008
| Yowzah! 
$D  |
doehead 
Jul 06, 2008
| FGHHSKJG FGQIGH  |
me07777777 
Jul 06, 2008
| Umm... How did you decrypt all those letters? How can this be done with or without the hint?    |
bradon182001
Jul 06, 2008
| Nice teaser. I'm not very good with this kind of teaser--not enough patience, but I enjoyed working on this one. Thanks for posting. |
smartymarty
Jul 06, 2008
| I did very well for the amount of time I spent, but soon became bored and impatient. The reward does not justify the investment. Thanks anyway. |
jcann
Jul 06, 2008
| I like to do cryptograms, but I need to have them on paper and I just didn't have the ambition to copy this all down. I enjoyed the quotes though!  |
UptheHill
Jul 06, 2008
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bigSWAFF_69_
Jul 06, 2008
| Reading this teaser I can honestly say I don't remember doing this.
Oh well, kind of funny it became a TOTD. |
wijik  
Jul 06, 2008
| good teaser, takes a bit of thinking though(try not 2 use my brain in de morning) lol |
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