piffle 
May 08, 2002
| hahaha, oh, i found this so funny. mogmatt, its not so much a teaser, i think, as it is a joke. i love this one. |
einat16 
May 10, 2002
| I really liked this one!! I guested them all correctly (I've heard the one about the elephant and the zebra before) |
Mogmatt16  
May 11, 2002
| this is going to sound stupid BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
When i clicked on this teaser nothing came up and so I thought someone had somewho gotten away with putting nothing up. And yes, it's a joke remake. But hey, it's a good joke. |
emmyluzam
Jun 04, 2002
| ha ha HA!!!
That is so funny!!
I'm putting it on my fave list! |
TurdFerguson
Jun 12, 2002
| See, I loved this one! There's no calculus or knowledge of years on Venus involved! Someone add some more like this one! |
angie
Jun 12, 2002
| i thought it was funny |
§*Chrissy*§
Jun 12, 2002
| OMG, that's awesome!! Excellent teaser!! I got it but after a lot of thinking!! This one is going on my favs!! |
rose_rox
Jun 12, 2002
| This doesn't specify exactly what you're supposed to do - say you figure out question 2. How would you know that the answer had anything to do with the answer in question 3? You don't explain anything. |
freerange_egg
Jun 13, 2002
| So Roserox That's Half The Fun Of This Joke. Well Done Mogmatt. This Really Made Me Laugh! |
WizardMagus
Jun 19, 2002
| I thought it had to do with chopping the animals up or something... |
pinkrose209
Jun 28, 2002
| Very cute riddle |
Kool_Kitty
Jul 06, 2002
| I thot dat woz so funny iv printed it off + given it 2 ppl 2 do well done! it already on my faves list! i agree der shood b more like dis coz dey r totally funny! hehe C ya xxx |
Natalie_H
Jul 09, 2002
| That's really cute! I luv it! i would've never guessed!
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phunatiq
Jul 10, 2002
| that is suuuuuuuuuuch an oldie lol... but it's always fun to see ppl's dumbfounded faces when they hear this one! |
millsbri
Jul 11, 2002
| good 1 |
something 
Jul 11, 2002
| natalie h? who are you? what is your last name? |
BoldGold
Jul 12, 2002
| ha ha ha. that was fun. |
(user deleted)
Jul 13, 2002
| I loved this one, it made my Saturday morning start off with a laugh, well done mogmatt |
Bintot
Jul 20, 2002
| I know this! I read it somewhere! |
bluebottle164
Jul 20, 2002
| i like it! |
glennyboy02
Jul 26, 2002
| I loved it! |
bmotts
Jul 29, 2002
| Yeah, this is such an old joke in Quebec Canada... learned that 10 years ago! |
(user deleted)
Aug 09, 2002
| that is the funniest thing iv herd in a v.long time! |
Drunky
Aug 11, 2002
| hm read this in my email before. |
bmotts
Aug 15, 2002
| If there's one bad jungle teaser, I haven't heard it! |
missie
Aug 20, 2002
| Oh, I get it, when I submit a joke-remake everybody hates me! |
dragon67867
Oct 26, 2002
| I already new that ONE!!!!! |
Pheonix_down
Feb 02, 2003
| I remember this one from 4th grade! it was origanally a joke |
desilu72
Apr 20, 2003
| That is hilarious! |
(user deleted)
Jun 12, 2003
| lololol loved it! |
chloe31
Jun 15, 2003
| hilarious |
clarkone68
Jun 22, 2003
| It would have been alright if I was in the 3rd grade. |
xiaobaby
Aug 24, 2003
| booooring. this is so famous. even back then when arij wrote this, my whole school probably knows about it. |
Smithy
Sep 07, 2003
| Good one. |
timmyboym
Nov 06, 2003
| This teaser was easy. I have heard it before, but still, good teaser!  |
timmyboym
Nov 06, 2003
| Drunky you must be drunk. You got it in your email because it was the teaser of the day. Derrrrrrrr!  |
timmyboym
Nov 09, 2003
| For question 4, he could have crossed a bridge! Where does it say there isn't a bridge?  |
mollamusic9
Nov 15, 2003
| i love this one! itslike your parents wathing old movies from, like year 1770! isn't there sopposed to be something about 'the lion king' in it, you know, like the movie? |
7catac7
Nov 15, 2003
| The answers were just simply halarious!! This is deffintely going on my favorites list! |
intelligence
Dec 28, 2003
| I am very sure I saw this teaser before. |
bbngk
Jan 12, 2004
| Fun  |
ghost09
Apr 11, 2004
| I've heard it before so I knew the answer |
rckergrl87
May 18, 2004
| i know this from when i was little i always say it with an elephant and a giraffe though, hmmmm. the kids i babysit for didnt get it |
Daywalker
Jun 12, 2004
| Very good. i haven't heard of if before but a lot of comments it's old. It's good to hear the old as new again. |
vbfreak55
Jun 12, 2004
| That was soooo good!! I loved it! great job! I didn't really understand it, but when I read the answer, I got it! very funny!  |
vbfreak55
Jun 12, 2004
| I'm putting it on my fave list! |
ansh93
Jun 12, 2004
| The problem is that about 9 out of every 10 people should know this. Its very common teaser. Its known as the "IQ test" |
crystalstar
Jul 14, 2004
| Oldie but Goodie. |
(user deleted)
Aug 09, 2004
| Easy but xtremely fun |
collie07652
Sep 13, 2004
| That was so easy. |
goldmare
Jan 21, 2005
| I\'ve heard the first two before, but I completely forgot and didn\'t get it. Isn\'t that terrible? But the answer is halarious. I\'m putting this on my fave list. |
Master_Yoda
Mar 18, 2005
| I loved this teaser! Never would have guessed it. |
michelle192837
May 02, 2005
| That was really cool, and hilarious. I'm going to see your other teasers. |
darthforman
May 21, 2005
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Javian
May 23, 2005
| Yeah, this one was emailed around quite a few years ago based off a scientific study comparing kindergarteners' answers and adults' answers, but since you're the first to copy it onto Braingle, I'll give you some credit. I've always loved this one. |
jennyheo
Jun 12, 2005
| Ugh. I've heard this so many times; one more and it will be the hundredth time. 
Well.. still an OK one. |
wolfy68
Jun 12, 2005
| I loved this! Guess I've been out of the joke loop...this is the first time I've seen this May I use this as a fun quiz for my students? I'm saving this one...just great! Thanks... |
wolfy68
Jun 12, 2005
| I loved this! Guess I've been out of the joke loop...this is the first time I've seen this May I use this as a fun quiz for my students? I'm saving this one...just great! Thanks... |
gummbypal
Jun 12, 2005
| no point and not worthy |
Swordoffury1392
Jun 12, 2005
| Hilarious! |
tamjp
Jun 12, 2005
| I have never heard this before! Very funny! i felt a bit silly that I did not get it!  I will share it with my kids. Thanks |
Kukmiester
Jun 12, 2005
| it's been going around in e-mail for awhile... good tho... |
Lunar_Light
Jun 12, 2005
| This will be the second going on my favorites list. Even though it isn't your original teaser, It still made me laugh. I saw it before though, so it was no challenge. Well done. |
deadeye823
Jun 12, 2005
| I've heard that many times, but it's still good |
beerexs
Jun 12, 2005
| Interesting logic. I enjoyed it. |
JenniferM
Jun 12, 2005
| I acctually just got this one in an email.
Still funny though. |
blumerry
Jun 12, 2005
| Good Teaser, very funny |
positiveneutron
Jun 12, 2005
| i also got something like this in an e-mail, but it's till really funny! |
Yoyobug02
Jun 12, 2005
| yeah me too |
StOoPs
Jun 12, 2005
| OMG . . . . that's so old |
redneck_woman
Jun 12, 2005
| I found this one to be a bit of a groaner, but I'm in the minority I see! I found it to be more child-minded, but that's ok. It obviously put smiles on lots of faces, just not mine. |
tracknfield
Jun 12, 2005
| After I read the hint I was a-okay. I got them all right. That was a good one. Keep it up. |
(user deleted)
Jun 12, 2005
| That isn't a brain teaser or a riddle. it's a bad joke. |
gamegirl
Jun 12, 2005
| this is funny, but why do they keep showing old ones. Are there not any from 2005?????
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(user deleted)
Jun 12, 2005
| This is Very good It stumped a lot of my friends! It also stumped me! I do say good one |
embleer
Jun 12, 2005
| It's great, but I've seen it quite a bit before. ;P |
PBlover
Jun 12, 2005
| ive heard this joke a few times before, but it's a good one for no one who has heard it before  |
supersexysaf
Jun 12, 2005
| That was a great teaser!
I was stumped for a while. I had originally thought about a bridge.  |
whoelsebutme09
Jun 12, 2005
| that is SOOOOOO cute!!! i luv it!! there should b more like this 1 def! |
Gadget
Jun 12, 2005
| cute... |
dogboy
Jun 12, 2005
| gj &n1 ive heard it b4 got it in one of them st00pid n00bzorz chain letters.....grrg. so i got it as i went real easy for me no thinking...which is good cuz i find extensive think to be painful ... |
(user deleted)
Jun 13, 2005
| I am adding this to my favorite list! Ilove it! |
skimela
Jun 14, 2005
| absolutely brilliant!!! i got the first 2 parts...but i didnt get the rest.
that is hilarious
the first one to go on my favourites!! |
babygurl4949
Jun 14, 2005
| i read this teaser yesterday, liked it and laughed and read it again today and laughed again!! loved it!!great teaser!! |
PCDguitar
Jun 14, 2005
| i have heard this soooooooooooooo many times and i have lost my intrest of its funnyness it would have been great if i hadnt heard it so many times |
FeaerFactorY666
Jun 14, 2005
| I have heard this before, but at least I got all of the answers!! |
smatypants
Jun 14, 2005
| dis is da losr amng v losrs |
bandnerdnproud7
Jun 14, 2005
| I've deffinately heard this one before...basically a cliche.    |
Question_Mark
Jun 27, 2005
| I've heard this before. Great teaser. Its not lame. NO! Definately not lame . |
madleon
Jul 10, 2005
| so not lame it is going into my faves |
widestar
Jul 17, 2005
| Its a very famose teaser, i've heard it hundreds of times so it was EASY!!!!! |
riddlelover
Aug 16, 2005
| LOL! Good job, and very funny! |
edgwood
Oct 10, 2005
| i really liked this one-cute.thanks |
jannie_delta
Oct 17, 2005
| It makes more sense with a giraffe because people think you have to fold it. |
bookworm91
Nov 26, 2005
| As this is my first teaser in this category i found it extremely hard. but O WELL. i smiled when i read the answer. |
PunnettSwears
Jun 12, 2006
| Hilarious! |
scallio
Jun 12, 2006
| I've heard this one a couple times before, but it sure is funny!
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aprilvirgo
Jun 12, 2006
| I've never heard any of that joke before, so of course I had no clue. Very funny! |
starnz
Jun 12, 2006
| Got the first two answers right off the bat, but the last two got me! I felt ... like DUH!!! |
paul726
Jun 12, 2006
| Apparently this is the third time this teaser has made "teaser of the day". Isn't it a bad idea to use a joke as TOTD, as it might encourage more people to submit jokes as teasers? |
lmurray
Jun 12, 2006
| EVEN I LIKED IT!! |
coachpisco
Jun 12, 2006
| Very old but good |
Badger
Jun 12, 2006
| Funny joke. I think we need more word squares, though. Just kidding imurray! Certainly more actual brain teasers... |
nellie188
Jun 12, 2006
| loved the teaser i have never heard it before . it was great and i got the answers the first one to go on my list. it was great please make more |
OldChinaHand
Jun 12, 2006
| There's a thin line between a joke and a teaser. Isn't Wocka for jokes?
It's just as funny here as there.
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feste
Jun 12, 2006
| Yesterday a dumb joke; today another; what's for tomorrow, the chicken? |
crzyness4lyfe
Jun 12, 2006
| LOL. loved it. |
bradon182001
Jun 12, 2006
| I've never heard this one before, but I do not consider it a teaser. It's a joke and you either know the answer or you don't.How do you know the answer? You have heard the joke before. Sorry, but I agree, this is not the forum for jokes.  |
yongrenjie
Jun 12, 2006
| heard it before but still quite funny. |
kukuzyavochka
Jun 12, 2006
| I heard this one, too. And as one of you said, with an elephant and a GIRRAFE instead. |
Cableguy
Jun 12, 2006
| Too funny! Loved it! |
luigibabe
Jun 12, 2006
| I like jokes, but not when I'm expecting a teaser... Is there a website for jokes? |
jazzmusician46
Jun 12, 2006
| I'm sorry to have to sound so negative, but I was hoping this would have been a brain teaser and NOT a joke. Perhaps the Webmaster could add a Joke Forum to this Website. Clearly this was an 'old' joke...I'm waiting for a 'chicken crossing the road' joke to come by very soon.... |
Deano1995
Jun 12, 2006
| hilaraus just hilaraus
i simply loved it |
Neek
Jun 12, 2006
| I agree with some. I think it was a cute joke. |
Bastet
Jun 12, 2006
| I've seen this one before, so I already knew the answers, but it's fun no matter how many times I read it. Love it! |
bstanbro
Jun 12, 2006
| You can look at the elephant through the wrong end of binnoculars, pick him up with tweezers, put him in a milk carton, and then put him in the fridge. That's the way I heard the joke many years ago. |
Vigo95
Jun 12, 2006
| that is hilaious ! |
akl21
Jun 12, 2006
| That's great! I loved it... |
nameisie
Jun 12, 2006
| this reminds me of old times, my dad used to tell me jokes like that all the time. another one is
how do you get four elephants into a volkwagen beetle? two in the front and two in the back.
how do you know that the elephants are in the movies?
the volkswagen is in the parking lot.
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auntiesis
Jun 12, 2006
| Very funny. I never heard it before, but I got the elephant part right away, the zebra took me a little longer, but I didn't get the last two. But it was hilarious. Thanks. , |
auntiesis
Jun 12, 2006
| Very funny. I never heard it before, but I got the elephant part right away, the zebra took me a little longer, but I didn't get the last two. But it was hilarious. Thanks. , |
tonjawithaj
Jun 12, 2006
| one of my faves! |
mimigolfer
Jun 12, 2006
| lighten up folks it's a FUN site. |
AwwwSweet
Jun 12, 2006
| As a joke, this is a terrific oldie that is definitely good for a few laughs. I have enjoyed this particular joke on several occasions, and it rarely gets old.
However, it's not a teaser. The teaser submission guidelines (http://www.braingle.com/faq/index.php?cat=1) clearly state (in the fourth box down titled "Jokes") that Braingle.com does not accept jokes, and jokes should be submitted to Wocka.com.
I've seen several examples in the past few weeks of jokes submitted as teasers. Sorry guys, but if I want jokes I'll go to a joke website. Hopefully the editors are watching out for this in the new teasers being submitted. |
noladude
Jun 12, 2006
| lol two thumbs up wow best yet 20 stars that realy fools u cause u think they are all diffrent good
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shawneeo
Jun 12, 2006
| ????????????????????????
um...
anyway, why does everyone keep saying: "good one, mogmatt"? when it says it was submitted by arji?????
Yeah, yeah,, it's funny, but not a teaser really, and then sometimes you see other borderline teaser/jokes and some people here get all IRATE that someone dared to submit a joke to this website. Oh well...
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kwelchans
Jun 12, 2006
| I can do the first 2 parts in 2 steps each:
1. Step 1: Open the refrigerator.
Step 2: Put the elephant inside.
2. Step 1: Take the elephant out.
Step 2: Put the zebra inside.
It just says put the elephant and the zebra in the refrigerator. It doesn't say anything about closing the door! |
hottie726
Jun 12, 2006
| i am adding this one to my favorites! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! |
utnative
Jun 12, 2006
| will some of you smarter people please tell me the difference between a "joke" and a "teaser"?
they are both funny are they not? a very good job Arij, i knew the first 2.any time someone brings a smile to your face, thank them don't try to make them feel bad..... OK sermon over. it was fun for me!!!!!!!!! (the teaser, not the sermon) have a good life
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soccer_chick70
Jun 12, 2006
| i got it! hehe i'm proud of myself, and i love the joke/teaser or whatever it is! i too have heard the elephant/zebra joke before, and figured it out from there... very cute! |
temisho
Jun 12, 2006
| its so old! my 4 year old brother and his frenz tell that joke! |
tdbrsun
Jun 12, 2006
| I thought on this a bit. The hint helped . Then I laughed when I found it to be a kind of funny puzzle. Thanks |
azbee123
Jun 12, 2006
| I LOVED IT!!! very very cute!!! |
patm
Jun 12, 2006
| This was a real groaner! I loved it, but had to peek. |
Smart_Alex
Jun 12, 2006
| The only answer I didn't get was 3 and 4, but those are hilarious! Keep up the GREAT work. Wonderful teaser. Very cute. |
nu_rob_roy
Jun 12, 2006
| What is such funny is how this joke can on so different many places on the internet at the same time under so much different names. I just found it in Wocka. Maybe no one checks these so good. It was a funny joke. |
Musikman212
Jun 12, 2006
| That was funny when I was fourteen. It's still cute, but very old. |
syracuse945
Jun 12, 2006
| haha... nys... i remmbr these jokes from b4, n i was rili try'n 2 remmbr the answrs, but, alas, i cudn't... o well... ... still, nys job!
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vlerma
Jun 12, 2006
| Animals renamed, but an old joke, but it still makes you think for a minute or two. In defense of the editors, these were questions, right? One must use your brain to answer questions, granted maybe not too hard in this case, but hey, step up to the plate and put your money where your mouth is. Hey Imurry, glad were argeed on this one. |
doghouse270
Jun 12, 2006
| omg, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! its so going into my favs |
hahasosofunny
Jun 12, 2006
| how odd |
scr26
Jun 12, 2006
| good 1! i've heard it b4 but it was still really great! |
jbuttmonkey
Jun 13, 2006
| That's freakin' stupid, couldn't you come up with a more logical scenario??? |
doka13
Jun 13, 2006
| sooooooo easy!! totally got it, arely even needed to read it |
RRAMMOHAN
Jun 13, 2006
| Very funny! No luck again - didnt get any right.. Was wondering where it says that the answers for #2 onwards are linked to the earlier answers! Needs some different thinking. |
amc7996
Jun 14, 2006
| lol |
aaks94
Jun 16, 2006
| lol, i loved it! |
mmmcla01
Jun 19, 2006
| That was so confusing!! I didn't read the hint so I didn't know that the questions were linked together. It probably would have helped--a lot.......good one though |
learningchinese
Jun 20, 2006
| Very cute, I really liked this one. Thanks!! |
schoo
Jun 25, 2006
| I have heard the Zebra one, but the one about the King's Wedding and the river were a new twist. Very clever, yet easy |
grungy49
Sep 12, 2006
| Heard it before - nice teaser though. |
dishu
Nov 27, 2006
| I knew till 3rd question but the last one was new to me. |
Harmony_Girl
Jan 04, 2007
| That's really good!!! I just love teasers that are funny. Keep writing 'em! |
lukeschett
Jan 25, 2007
| AWESOME!!!!!
Oh, and if you leave the door open, the cold will get out and the elephant will get warm and nobody likes a warm elephant. |
dowinka
Jul 08, 2008
| it was easy 4 me bc i took it on youtube but it was really fun |
puppylover11396
Jul 16, 2008
| Hehe very nice! I like it a lot. |
Bebophitchhiker
Jun 12, 2009
| WAY too funny!!! Great! |
crazy10man
Jun 12, 2009
| An old joke that people are going on about like it was the winning lottery ticket.
This worries me.
Can we get back to real teasers now? |
emu77alu02
Jun 12, 2009
| I think I'm going to agree with doehead on this one...
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doehead
Jun 12, 2009
| Thanks emu77 for agreeing with me before I commented. This was the dumbest,stupidest, and biggest waste of time ever on briangle.The editors need their heads screwed on straighter. Enough said!!! |
nailteachd
Jun 12, 2009
| I used to use trick questions like these to prepare my students for their state board exams. It was fun as well as being a great exercise for them. |
harrypotternerd
Jun 12, 2009
| hmm very clever. i liked it. definetly going in my favs |
bestgirl
Jun 12, 2009
| Since most people agreed that this is a job, not a teaser, why is Braingle rerunning it after all this time? Does anyone know? |
weizhong
Jun 12, 2009
| i love this teaser. I've seen it years ago, but it's always funny. |
UptheHill
Jun 12, 2009
| Love it!!! |
muse
Nov 20, 2011
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
love it!!!!!! |
Babe
Jun 12, 2012
| Everybody has said it all. Funny if you have never heard it before and boring and lame if you have. It really is an old one. I could not even crack a smile. Sorry. Glad a lot of you liked it though!!! |
cutebug
Jun 12, 2012
| If you look at how many people responded in 2005 & 2006 you will notice how this site has eroded. All because the teasers are 98% repeats!!! |
bestgirl
Jun 12, 2012
| Same remark I made in 2009 applies, except job was meant to be joke. |
GWeb64
Jun 12, 2012
| I have so many comments: but I'll just say If I wanted a stupid grade school riddle I would have logged onto a different site. |
thecatladycac
Jun 12, 2012
| I am an old, retired grandma, and have always been a fan of jokes - I have never heard this one before. No, I didn't figure it out. I liked it very much! - If all of the people who complained for some reason would just leave a quick comment, then find a teaser more to their liking, we who enjoyed it could enjoy it even more by not having to slog through all the complaints.
Good job! |
iggy39
Jun 12, 2012
| I just read this one on the internet. I already new the answers. I'm wondering if I can submit something like this too. I really didn't know that you could. I wish I could remember where I read this one. It is cute though.
Wish I could remember but I won't.
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dangerouspie101
Jun 12, 2012
| OMG! Most epic riddle ever ! Anyways, I loved this riddle! Going on my FAVS! |
dangerouspie101
Jun 12, 2012
| GWeb - if ya dont like it, go complain to somebody else because THERE ARE PEOPLE WO LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS THAN YOU, If you dont want a 'stupid middle school joke' than dont read it. |
