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The Pope Has It

Riddles are little poems or phrases that pose a question that needs answering. Riddles frequently rhyme, but this is not a requirement.

 

Puzzle ID:#4569
Fun:**** (3.18)
Difficulty:** (1.55)
Category:Riddle
Submitted By:mad-adeAhu***
Corrected By:bigSWAFF_69_

 

 

 



The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?


Answer

A last name.
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Comments

einat16Ail
Jun 17, 2002

haaaaaaaaaaa.... I thoght it was something else ;-)
wouldilie
Jun 17, 2002

that was really good! i also thought it was something else and i wondered how it got on the site. great teaser, i really enjoyed it!!
missie
Jun 17, 2002

Before you read the answer it seems dirty, but I see that it's really not! Maybe it's just our minds.
hayleykins
Jun 18, 2002

dats a cool one but i got it yay me but still a good one!
Mogmatt16Ava*
Jun 18, 2002

This is an old joke, i heard it in third grade (which was 7 years ago)
(user deleted)
Jun 19, 2002

Good One!
Charliesangel
Jun 19, 2002

mad-ade I am beginning to think that you are on this site all day every day because you have new teasers posted every day and have loads of comments. I like your work but don't over do it, we don't want you to get bored and leave the site.
pinkie
Jun 20, 2002

I liked it. Like missie said at first you think it is something dirty but it is not. You are good.
Mogmatt16Ava*
Jun 21, 2002

OOOOoooooOOOOOooooooooOOOOOO!!! You said winky! and on the INTERNET too! daring!




(Please note the sarcasim)
Deucex2**
Jun 24, 2002

I was just thinking, Cher doesn't have one, does she?
Cascas
Jun 24, 2002

That's amazing!!! Great one...u had me guessing!!!
librashorty
Jun 25, 2002

i have a word that would fit this..Wicked!!
glennyboy02*
Jun 26, 2002

hehehehehehe, funny, i got it...but it wasn't the first thing i thought of!
curly*
Jul 01, 2002

So why don't nuns need a last name? I think they may need one to write out cheques or other such items of official documentation.....hmmmmmm!!!!!!
kool_lil_girl
Jul 02, 2002

hee hee
like everyone else, i am sure, i was thinking of "summit else" hee hee
but very kool

_________________
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
DAGER
Jul 03, 2002

IT is a wierd one
shoppergrl
Jul 04, 2002

Chill peoplez, this is not a violent website!!!!
Natalie_H
Jul 05, 2002

This was a great riddle MadAde! I really like it! Good job! And to you, HorriFend, you're so MEAN! How could you say something like that! MadAde did a good job to make that riddle, and people appreciate it, you FREAK!
elysium
Jul 06, 2002

NAME
doggyxpus*
Jul 06, 2002

I think the teaser's gr8, I asked the teaser 2 my mom and she didn't guess the answer right either. : )
zoltan_90
Jul 08, 2002

Kewl Teaser!! Yeh...
Hey Mogmatt, u never seem to have nething nice to say do you? Neway...awesome teaser, 'n' keep up the good work
bud_bobo
Jul 08, 2002

hey...that comment above was me...I was accidentally on my friend's account. I'm at his house at the moment.
Jasin*
Jul 08, 2002

Funny........I knew it wasn't what I thought it was but it was hard 2 get the answer.
Zazzar
Jul 09, 2002

I thought is was that little wiggly thing that hangs down in the back of your throat.
foryourinfo
Jul 09, 2002

excuse me, but this comment is for HurriFend... on your comment dated Jul 03, 2002, you gave this heinous speech about people who were able to solve this "puzzle". Well you should have proof read your already stupid comment because there is no way they could be taken away by "Social Security"... maybe your thinking of Social Services. Next time you try to put people down, why dont you at least say it right.
bludreama
Jul 09, 2002

this ones to horrifrend.
FUNNY!
frank0001h*gb*
Jul 10, 2002

This would have been a lot better if the answer wasn't given away in the comments. I do wish people wouldn't do that!!!!! A lot of us like to look at the comments while working out the puzzles, and it just spoils it to find the answer.
To Hurrifriend, you didn't get it, did you. Sour grapes get you nowhere.
BoldGold
Jul 12, 2002

I guessed it and for Hurrifend it didn't take me all day. Just a minute or two. Of course it wasn't the first answer that came to mind! But I knew that wasn't it. Isn't this a PG site?
AbdulAziz
Jul 16, 2002

Last Name. Really twisted my mind in the first place then i really got it.
Swazchenagger gave me the clue.
AbdulAziz
Jul 16, 2002

Last Name. Really twisted my mind in the first place then i really got it.
Swazchenagger gave me the clue.
Rayneeday
Jul 16, 2002

Mad, great use of Double-Entendre, I also enjoyed the village phone call.
mistress
Jul 16, 2002

clever!i liked it!
Bintot*
Jul 20, 2002

That was great!
bluebottle164
Jul 20, 2002

clever! very clever!
SkinnySpace
Jul 24, 2002

i thouhgt it was a brain
SkEwL_gUrl*
Jul 26, 2002

fooled me!
strawberrihonei
Jul 26, 2002

omgi thought it was something else!! thats a really good 1!!
bronx
Jul 30, 2002

Are you serious?
Come on!
nuttyprince*
Jul 30, 2002

Hey mad, pretty kool teaser.
pilp07
Aug 06, 2002

This is a good one but at first it seems a bit ...dirty!
xiaobaby
Aug 10, 2002

i read the full version of this one, this is just a short one..
RayneeDay
Aug 13, 2002

BTW, my last name is Wisenhiemmerschmitmicjohnsondugal, does that mean I have a big one.
megnsvar
Aug 14, 2002

Not all wives takes their husbands last names, our family name is my mother's madain name.
Master_of_Mindz
Aug 16, 2002

very misleading
mrsknoxville
Aug 16, 2002

thats sooooooooo gd i no wotevery1 else thought it was !!!! lol i did 2 !
(user deleted)
Aug 16, 2002

to all those out there that are critisising this riddle lets see if you can come up with something better if not shut up there is no need to be nasty i rather liked it it has you thinking of many answers keep up the work
doggyxpus*
Aug 22, 2002

I thought of something else :-P
cronic_pain
Aug 22, 2002

very nice!
Galadriel*
Aug 28, 2002

Men, do we have dirty minds or what!!
Very nice!!!!!!
pretty4u
Aug 28, 2002

I knew this one it took me a while to figure out it wasnt what i first thought it was then i looked at it closly. LOL it was funny though
ccccc*us*
Oct 16, 2002

good 1
marinersrulz
Oct 19, 2002

funny
quinnomatic*
Oct 30, 2002

Brilliant!!! Sheer Genius, loved it!
dragon6786
Nov 04, 2002

That is a Very GOOD ONE
(user deleted)
Nov 12, 2002

Like the others i was thinking something else haha, dis was good! I enjoyed it hehe
gladiator1442
Nov 28, 2002

this is an old one. I've heard it a million times. So many times that I didn't even think of the bad thing everyone was thinking...
the_smart_one
Dec 02, 2002

Very Very Very Very Very funny. I saw how Arnold is really big, and I thought it was that thing too. LOL. I think we all have dirty minds. It sounded kind of weird at first though.
Gmoney-Gdog
Dec 04, 2002

i loved it: but my friend vhris saw it also, and when i told my best friends that i had a great brain teaser to tell them, chris told them the answer. ithis is on my favorites list. good job mad-ade, and keep up the good work i-)
Gmoney-Gdog
Dec 04, 2002

i ment to say chris, not vhris
owieswheels
Dec 26, 2002

Good job! I thought it was something else but we won't get into that. Good job! Really funny
SPRITEBABE44*
Dec 28, 2002

WOW ! theres soooooooo many commmments!!! p.s gud teaser but i dnt get the nun bit!
Gmoney-Gdog
Dec 28, 2002

1 of my friends said pants: who knows why? good 1 mad-ade 8^)
Julia
Jan 01, 2003

theres a longer version thats beter and by the way -- you were SUPPOSED to think that it was something else. So get your minds out of the gutter!
SourGir1986*
Jan 16, 2003

Wow... that's naughty. Too bad I've seen it before. Guess you shouldn't make fun of people posting unoriginal teasers when you do it too.
singcan*
Jan 21, 2003

Really Good!lol. I would have never guessed it. I've heard it lots of times before, but I didn't get the answer...............Maybe its because I heard it in a differnt version?
KhRiSsY
Jan 26, 2003

lol, I've heard this riddle so many times, ;)
jemmagrace
Jan 28, 2003

I thought the answer was something else (dirty) lol but as soon as i read the answer i had 2 kick my self laughing nice 1
melly*
Feb 03, 2003

This was hilarious,but I had a different answer in my mind!
smileysteve**
Feb 26, 2003

this is an awesome teaser
it makes you think
WaTeRbAbY
Mar 13, 2003

HA HA HA SHOT!!!!!!
WaTeRbAbY
Mar 13, 2003

HA HA HA SHOT, THT WAS AN AWSOME 1!!!!!!
kev-mac
Mar 16, 2003

an excellent teaser
one of the best
roed
Apr 13, 2003

easy once you get your mind out of the gutter!
spoiledbrat*
Apr 15, 2003

My mind was insulting your naughtiness before I looked Ta the answer! I thought it was something else, a male organ...
Rosey27*
Apr 17, 2003

MAN PEOPLE get your minds out of the gutter (just kidding,I thought of somtin dirty myself) :p Nice Teaser...Cut that GREAT teaser : )
WhAcKo1*
Apr 18, 2003

Hey, I don't think you made this one up yourself did u?
Sure hope you got the authors permission like the rules state. Anyway I got this one in an email. You forgot "Madonna doesn't have one".

Nice one, anyway.
andrewcs*us*
Apr 25, 2003

I GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER! no... i did not think of the other thing until until i read all the dirty comments...if you think its something else thats nice, but you dont have to share it with the rest of us... ANYWAY nice teaser
dustomatic*
May 03, 2003

I heard this a thousand times and got it right each time but I'll look at your other ones.
mrmaniac10
May 04, 2003

mad-ade pleas look at mrmaniac10's new teaser ride to town it is cool
(user deleted)
May 18, 2003

It sounded rather rude when i first read it but then i worked it out
theteaser
May 18, 2003

This isn't really a coment on your joke but i'm new at this site and I Tried to post a new riddle and I was wondering if u could edit it and maybe accept it.
(user deleted)
May 27, 2003

That is a naughty riddle but turned out to be hirietle. Please keep up the good work dog.;)
lildud008
Jun 03, 2003

i thought that was a sick 1 but it turned out to be a good 1 ..... good job :-P
adoontourious**
Jun 04, 2003

lol umm i think we all know what i guessed =P but after i read all the comments i began to think... does arnold Schwarzenneger really have a big one =P i dunno... i wouldnt and shouldnt know hehe
Kougra
Jun 14, 2003

Exelent. exelent one! That was a great one, to try and twwwist the mind. hehe when i saw the answer it all seemed soo obvious!
candyblossom
Jun 29, 2003

Like almost everyone else, I thought that it was a nasty riddle, bu when I read the answer, it all of a sudden seemed so obvious! You make some really good riddles, mad-ade. ^_^
NuttieKiwis263
Jul 09, 2003

Whoa.... I had another answer in mind that fit it perfectly.... ohh... haha! Well great teaser! Good job!
(user deleted)
Jul 09, 2003

I guess I'm the only one on here not dirty minded, lol! I actually thought of a ring first, which would work, except the pope soes use his...sort of. Anyway, great teaser Mad-Ade
whozat
Jul 09, 2003

lol. i like it. it wasnt what i originaly thought.... =
prncsschels02
Jul 09, 2003

lol great teaser at first i thought it was sumthin nasty then i was like ummm maybe a gun lol i dunno but great one i loved it
dakini**
Jul 09, 2003

Grrrrr....You caught me with my mind in the gutter again...
sftbll4l
Jul 09, 2003

you know...not everyone's first impression was wrong. the last name is just another POSSIBLE answer. haha
mwpoohbear1
Jul 10, 2003

That was easy!
cccc*cn*
Jul 23, 2003

How long was this teaser on the site? I mean, 406 votes and 84 comments!!?
fishmedAus*
Jul 24, 2003

I got it right without having to get past the "other answer". I think it was a very good teaser. Thanks.
raccoon1235
Aug 12, 2003

That was a fantastic brain teaser!!! No matter how hard I would have tried, I never would've gotten that one! Keep it up!
brandih8
Oct 24, 2003

A car!
timmyboym**
Nov 12, 2003

This is one of the few MadAde teasers that are actually cool!
timmyboym**
Nov 12, 2003

This is one of the few MadAde teasers that are actually cool!
diwata1992
Dec 31, 2003

i thought it was something else that was way off. but its really a GREAT riddle. I guess its just the way we think.
jachiu
Feb 14, 2004

Funky!!!!!!
KatelinAus*
Feb 16, 2004

Good one, real funny! Lots of comments, too.
MasterMind90
Feb 21, 2004

Truthfully I didn't get it. After I decided it wasn't their dinky, I thought it was their "sense of humor." But it was funny.
quinton**
Feb 29, 2004

Very good
crystalstar*
Jun 29, 2004

Good one, and yeah, like a lot of you, I was thinking it was =ahem= something else.
mzpuddn**
Jul 09, 2004

Very Good One, Like Almost Everyone Else, My Mind Was In The Gutter, Lmao, Very Good Job
MrIxoliteAen*
Jul 09, 2004

You're my hero!
(user deleted)
Jul 09, 2004

i thought it was something else. i think that some of us weren't thinking hard enough.
sparkplug*
Jul 09, 2004

It is a very easy teaser.
kreed
Jul 09, 2004

Hahahaha very funny.I don't get it......
vbfreak55
Jul 09, 2004

wow! i thought it was something else, too. but!!!?!?! ok, i get it!! good one!
(user deleted)
Aug 09, 2004

Funny
CaNaDiAnGiRl**
Aug 22, 2004

Good one!.Very Funny!
unmellowyellow**
Sep 12, 2004

very funny!!!!!
ched4r*
Oct 05, 2004

"This is one of the few MadAde teasers that are actually cool!"

Yeah, because it's not original... I've heard this like a thousand times
Skybet*gb*
Nov 09, 2004

Made me chuckle
thepenguinAus
Dec 10, 2004

compliments from thepenguin
sweetpeao4o3**
Dec 20, 2004

i thought it was pants!! good one, madAde. i did not think it wuz... ThAt ... so just like everyone else said, get ur minds out of the gutter!
passion**
Dec 21, 2004

Cute!
Rob2003**
Dec 21, 2004

knbrain**
Dec 24, 2004

nice...
I_am_the_Omega**
Jan 07, 2005

Well, I knew it definitely wasn't *that,* but I still couldn't figure it out..

Nice Rob, nice.
nemofan550
Jan 11, 2005

Cute totaly got me stumped you do have point
weirdness_-_-*
Jan 12, 2005

I thought it was something else too..but the i decided not when it said "Your father has it but your mother uses it"dirty..dirty mad-ade.
Kindaichi*
Jan 13, 2005

oops...thought of something dirty like many others .fortunately got it at last.
Kollonel_Rabbit
Jan 15, 2005

well thought out riddle
sexyxxl05*us
Jan 19, 2005

Dawg, Im tired of y'all stealin my teasers!
tiptoes007berbs*
Jan 24, 2005

Goes to show that we arn\'t simple minded but, indeed dirty minded.... ...thank you, I\'m adding it to my favorites!
melissaroxright
Jan 27, 2005

NEXT!
Blaque1Ajp*
Feb 21, 2005

~~~~#$!YAY!$#~~~~ that was fun
Blaque1Ajp*
Feb 21, 2005

~~~~#$!YAY!$#~~~~ i thought it was someting else i'm a bad girl, wait it's because of u, oh well nothing to do but
laurajo
Feb 28, 2005

Good one! Made me laugh! - I also had something else in mind!
DummyisDumbAus*
Mar 01, 2005

Ohhh.. I was thinking... Nevermind Uhhh... you don't want to hear it
ABBAS1
Mar 12, 2005

oh! how easy
i was thinking why YOU are putting all those names and come to think of it
I got the answer
ABBAS1
Mar 12, 2005

oh! how easy
i was thinking why YOU are putting all those names and come to think of it
I got the answer
Zehrapushu
Mar 15, 2005

I loved this. Its the best riddle I've seen on this site. I put riddles from here up on a board at work once a week and most people didn't get this one.
Zehrapushu
Mar 15, 2005

I loved this. Its the best riddle I've seen on this site. I put riddles from here up on a board at work once a week and most people didn't get this one.
Aphilipson37*
Mar 23, 2005

Haha! It seems like it will be something dirty, but it is really clever.
-chica-
Mar 24, 2005

its really good but I think I saw it sumwhere in the net
wordwizz**
Apr 01, 2005

lol! i definetly thought it was somethin else!
cehnehdeh
Apr 17, 2005

thats great i think it makes ever1 feel bad 4 what tehy thought but i agree with some1 taht nun's need it
logic_lover91*
Apr 29, 2005

hilarious! i thought it was pe.. oops! that is one of my favorites!
libra0890**
Apr 29, 2005

u know what? that wasnt very logical. logic lover
~libra0890
deadeye823**
May 01, 2005

i guess my mind is like everyone else's....
exterminatorAus*
May 16, 2005

great teaser! im gonna add it to my favorites lists
darthforman*
May 18, 2005

I guess my mind's in the gutter.
LaS17**
Jun 10, 2005

good one. i actually got it
iblondhaha
Jun 13, 2005

this is an awesome teaser, yeah, i thought it was something else at first, but the answer turned out great!!! - GOOD JOB!!!
trickyleprecaun*
Jun 19, 2005

haha, that one is so funny and tricky!
broomvsrooster
Jun 28, 2005

Haha. That's a good one. It's kinda like my teaser.(See Nightime)
DancAllNiteLong**
Jul 03, 2005

I have such a gutter mind *slaps forehead*. You had me stumped.
kgripp***
Jul 09, 2005

I had to get my mind out of the gutter.
tjsmom2005**
Jul 09, 2005

I WON'T EVEN SAY WHAT I WAS THINKING! !! LOL. MY MIND WAS IN THE GUTTER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S. LOL. THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD HINTS FOR WHAT I WAS THINKING THOUGH, AND ARE ALSO EXCELLENT HINTS FOR THE ACTUAL ANSWER!! ! THIS ONE IS GOING ON MY FAVORITES FOR SURE. MY FRIENDS HAVE DIRTY MINDS TOO! THEY WILL LOVE IT! EXCELLENT TEASER! VERY CLEVER, AND GOOD FOR TRICKING US DIRTY MINDED INDIVIDUALS OUT THERE! GOOD JOB!
Kim123491*
Jul 09, 2005

yeah just like every one else i have a dirty mind and i was thinking "i have got 2 check the answer" adn i read it a few more times and thought the same thing oh and by the way hello_02 is stupid (just 2 let everyone else know i know her she is 1 of my best friends in person not over the internet) i I LOVE SMILEYS!!!BYE oh by the way add my 2 ur buddie list plz and thank you and pm me!!!!
redneck_woman**
Jul 09, 2005

An easy one -- and i got it at 6:17 in the morning! YAY! But very cute!
bobbet**
Jul 09, 2005

I thought that was a good one.if some of the people thought it was bad to make their own up
Kukmiester**
Jul 09, 2005

I was thinking it was a HOME! HA! Good one tho...
sambean**
Jul 09, 2005

That was really good. People are so sick sometimes.
skimela*
Jul 09, 2005

OF COURSE i thought THAT at first, but then the correct answer struck me immediately!! brilliant teaser!! and really funny too!!
lucylizzy*
Jul 09, 2005

that's really clever I thought! also to frank0001h, I understand that you might find it annoying that the comments give away the answer, but you can't really blame people cause its not really their fault - if you don't want the teaser spoiled, then don't take the risk of looking at the comments beforehand! isn't that like the whole reason that they're covered up in the first place?
FeaerFactorY666*us*
Jul 09, 2005

HA HA HA!!!!
alissa3210**
Jul 09, 2005

good one
alissa3210**
Jul 09, 2005

good one
MTK_90**
Jul 09, 2005

WOW THIS IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE READ! LOL-I THINK EVERYONE WAS THINKING THE SAME THING ! BUT I KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. AND THEN I KNEW IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE IT WOULD'VE BEEN TO INAPPROPRIATE
ricangrl787*
Jul 09, 2005

at first my mind was in the gutter but then i kinda guessed the answer would be an ego.... i was way off. it was great one though. keep em comin boy!
luckyseven**
Jul 09, 2005

i really lliked it . good one
irock3001Aus**
Jul 09, 2005

at first i thought it was something else...... but then i realized braingle wouldn't allow it. good job! also, there are some faults in it, where things don't always go that way. when i get married, i don't plan on taking my husband's name, for instance.
riddlelover**
Jul 09, 2005

Great one! Of course EVERYBODY had a different answer in mind. LOL!!! Great job! And the answer was perfect...or at least I thought.
daffy*
Jul 09, 2005

Extremely old joke!!!
PBlover*pt
Jul 09, 2005

wow, i usually like have no clue wut in the world the answers are to one with riddles.. but i got this one!!
BastetA*
Jul 09, 2005

Oh, I do love double entendres! It was an easy riddle, but it was so much fun.
Dustar90**
Jul 09, 2005

intresting


VERY SHARP
(user deleted)
Jul 09, 2005

it was easy.. i got it the first time i read it... hehe... keep 'em coming...
shawnreed25*
Jul 09, 2005

it was funny but very easy
shawnreed25*
Jul 09, 2005

it was funny but very easy
shawnreed25*
Jul 09, 2005

it was funny but very easy
hockychic
Jul 10, 2005

i was thinkin that it was a dirty joke but i guess its not!!! lol its funny
Swordoffury1392*us*
Jul 11, 2005

I wondered how it got on the site before reading the answer. Oops!
Good teaser.
gottalovetacsc*us*
Jul 11, 2005

First I thought it was a cane.Then,I thought it was something else It was cool.
gottalovetacsc*us*
Jul 11, 2005

First I thought it was a cane.Then,I thought it was something else It was cool.
gottalovetacsc*us*
Jul 11, 2005

First I thought it was a cane.Then,I thought it was something else It was cool.
jodocrocoAen*
Jul 19, 2005

I LUV THIS ONE OMG OMG ITS EASY THOUGH SO I GOT IT (PROBALY Y I LIKE IT LOL)
lostshot
Jul 19, 2005

ive heard a bunch of jokes like this, so i got it. still funny
FulanitoGM*sv*
Jul 21, 2005

Awesome! I got it right, but dirty minds will always prevail...
Ozymandias**
Jul 24, 2005

I read this to my wife and 18 year old daughter. Both had their minds in the gutter!! Butb then, so did I!
fall_out_boy
Aug 01, 2005

very misleading but funny answer...
fall_out_boy
Aug 01, 2005

very misleading but funny answer...
deepseaAus*
Aug 02, 2005

heheh i also thought well yeah at first but then decided on a house
runscapekiller**
Aug 31, 2005

wow lots of coments :: ok i make 175
smarty_blondy*ro*
Sep 23, 2005

I have read many of your teasers and consider them very good but, after reading half way through this one i got a bit scared... creative and very original but, tricky as well. Good job + faves.
strum_me_awayAit*
Oct 03, 2005

wow.... umm that show how much of nasty thought go through Drea;s mind. VIRIGN BRAIN!!!!
strum_me_awayAit*
Oct 03, 2005

wow.... umm that show how much of nasty thought go through Drea;s mind. VIRIGN BRAIN!!!!
markmonninAus*
Oct 05, 2005

I like it. I thought I'd comment after soooo many others did .
hamburger*us*
Oct 08, 2005

Good teaser.
Celanba*
Oct 26, 2005

Okay, nevermind my answer...
peppamintp*us*
Nov 22, 2005

You could have a lot of different thoughts with that one Loved the riddle. One of my fav's
metallicman*us*
Nov 27, 2005

Terrific teaser. I knew it couldn't be dirty, and I got it. really funny!
bamfan*gl*
Nov 28, 2005

medster99*
Dec 03, 2005

hehehe 200th comment
mrguyguyAus*
Dec 12, 2005

man, this teaser is old. (yay! i am #201! -dances-)
TryerAen*
Dec 30, 2005

I loved the inuendo very clever
sugarnspice4u7*us*
Jan 03, 2006

ive heard this b 4 :?
shadowdark*
Jan 11, 2006

nice riddle
SPUTNIK2Aus*
Jan 19, 2006

This was hilarious, and very clever , and the last name I was not thinking!!
great teaser, thanks
ragethe3rd**
Jan 28, 2006

Hehe. Until I saw the answer I thought it was kinda rude.
Ouchy1*us*
Feb 11, 2006

I have heard it before. Another thing is Bill Clinton uses his a lot (everyone calls him Clinton.)
ilikejake*
Feb 24, 2006

I thought it was.......... well you know!
charles445*us
Mar 13, 2006

I'm glad im not the only one with the "other" answer.
tintiniscoolAus*
Mar 19, 2006

L L

I thought it was...**cough**...something else, like most people....
lukeschettAus*
Mar 21, 2006

I don't care what you say. My mommy says it's cool.
-Jimmy Dean
calmsaviorAus*
Apr 18, 2006

wow there are over 200 comments on this teaser!

anyway great teaser
calmsaviorAus*
Apr 18, 2006

well, all the comments are related by which they thought it was something else...
ahpuppyeyes
Apr 19, 2006

cool yo
Mellew*us*
May 12, 2006

Of Course that was the answwer
What were U thinking?
GebbieRoseAus*
May 26, 2006

very suggestive... until i remembered we "can't go there" on this website. btw, i've been around a long time & haven't heard this one, so i thoroughly enjoyed it's creativity. kutgw
warmonkey318Aus*
May 30, 2006

haha...I loved it!
triskit*us*
Jun 02, 2006

I thought it was something else
surfxlikexaxgrl*pr*
Jun 10, 2006

WOW
surfxlikexaxgrl*pr*
Jun 10, 2006

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
PunnettSwears*au*
Jun 24, 2006

I thought it was something else as well, but then I knew it couldn't possibly be right. Great teaser!
Psychic_MasterAnz*
Jun 30, 2006

Haha, great teaser! I thought it was something...else.
bluehawk*us*
Jul 09, 2006


That was a rather good one. enjoyable to the hilt.
lmurray*cn*
Jul 09, 2006

DufusXus*
Jul 09, 2006

HAHAHAHAHA DEFINATELY ON MY FAVORITES LIST!!!!
king_leonardau*
Jul 09, 2006

Glad it wasn't just me who was thinking of something "else". Great Teaser!
coachpisco*
Jul 09, 2006

Leading one down a dark alley and then coming out on Main Street...Excellent!
shawneeo*us*
Jul 09, 2006

HA HA HA HA! vERY, Very funny!!!

I got it after the first two lines! I knew it couldn't be the *clears throat* other... thing, because fo' reaal fo' real, lol, the Pope DOES use that. and, I didn't see how, for the other answer, you could really say that your Dad has it but your Mom uses it, although, very, veeeerrrry thin ice there! LOL! Def one of the funniest! Thanks!
RRAMMOHAN*in*
Jul 09, 2006

A great teaser! Didnt get it!Misleads most at first reading. Very cleverly worded! Thanks for thinking up such nice teasers.
bobbet**
Jul 09, 2006

Since when is males noodly appendage dirty almost all males have one. hooray I am last
HScott13Aen*
Jul 09, 2006

Easy, but funny.
speedqueenkmwAus*
Jul 09, 2006

got it right away but it was a really good laugh. It's fun to once in awhile get a teaser immediately.
iteachkidsAus*
Jul 09, 2006

Yeah, I'd heard something like this before, too. I think Madonna or Cher was in that version.
It's a FUN one!
doka13*ml*
Jul 09, 2006

haha, wondruffle!
bradon182001*us*
Jul 09, 2006

This is as old as the hills. Still funny though.
Stuff1us*
Jul 09, 2006

Everyone settle down! That was fun!
vlermaAus*
Jul 09, 2006

Since we are a PG site my answer was a wallet! I've been aroud a few years myself and I had never heard this one. Lead too shelter a life?
kukuzyavochkawa*
Jul 09, 2006

Nice Teaser! I loved it. It was very fun, but at first I thought it was the OTHER THING-lol-so...it was a bit tough.
bandnerdnproud7*us*
Jul 09, 2006

That is a good one! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that it was something else! I wonder if mad-ade knew that it sounded like something else? Very tricky
lindquist_25Aus*
Jul 09, 2006

Loved it
buenos*us*
Jul 09, 2006

i thought "Schwarzenegger" only had one N

but very nice... i got a laugh
theresabbealeus*
Jul 09, 2006

I also thought of something else at first then I thought of middle names before I finally thought of last names
kazuo*
Jul 09, 2006

\i thouht it was something else
Neek*us*
Jul 09, 2006

Very clever! My husband got it and had to give me clues until I got it--kind of annoying.
Pizzazz2uAus*
Jul 09, 2006

Absolutely fantastic. I believe the teaser difinitely needs a hint to be known about it. It shows you the range of what answers ALL humans can assume. Otherwise, the teaser is too good to put into words.
cox_94*us*
Jul 09, 2006

o0o0ohhh... i thot it was something else.... good one !!!
1blessedgirl*us*
Jul 09, 2006

It was a great teaser. Sadly our minds have been warped to think of something else. That could have been a completely fun teaser had it not been for the thoughts we thought
Moon_Girl_
Jul 09, 2006

lol too bad i had my mind in the gutter still a great teaser though
temishoau*
Jul 09, 2006

wow! i was thinking along diff lines and wondering who put up a dirty brainteaser and then i saw the answer! hehe! good one!
danielzermanAau*
Jul 09, 2006

fantastic one
kcheer2493us*
Jul 09, 2006

Cute. aT first I thought it was likea paycheck or something, but your answer is SO much better.! thanks
nikleAus*
Jul 09, 2006

awesome!
jollylolly
Jul 09, 2006

ive heard this one before but this version was sort of diferent but i got it right away. the first time i heard it they had me going, i thought it was somthing else! u know what i mean! what i think thats what its meant to do!
Unstumpable*us*
Jul 09, 2006

At first i thought it was something different too. maybe u should change it to "your father has one, and your mother took on your fathers." or something to that extent
Badger*us*
Jul 09, 2006

Way way old, but still humorous! Thanks.
tdbrsun*
Jul 09, 2006

I was really puzzled by this one. A very good one. I must admit I was on the wrong track , but, knew it had to be something different/!
scallioAus*
Jul 10, 2006

Hilarious! Of course my mind also went the wrong way initially! Then I guessed it might be CAR. You got me!


FatHeadAus*
Jul 10, 2006

I fell for it like everyone else did. Then those last two gave it away.
shadow-x*us*
Jul 11, 2006

Strange shy people have these bad thoughts! oh wait im one of them too uh-oh
jacstop*
Jul 12, 2006

Unfortunately, I thought this was very average and untrue across the boards for those who don't subscribe to the "standard nuclear family" Every one's mom doesn't take their dad's last name, especially if they never married. And nuns use last names as well
xxilove_ihatexxAus*
Jul 15, 2006

i liked it.. and to all the people who have to critique.. lets see u do any better! BRAVO!! great teaser.. pm me sometime and gimme pointers!!!!
spazzyjazzy93Aus*
Jul 15, 2006

hey!
mmmcla01A*
Jul 17, 2006

Julia, what were we supposed to think it was?
LegalMumboJumbo*nl*
Oct 22, 2006

That was very misleading
soccerfreak*us*
Nov 09, 2006

lets just put this in a simple way............... weird!
dex356*zw
Dec 15, 2006

seen it elsewhere on the internet. good tho
sftball_rocks13*
Mar 19, 2007

Ha that was really funny
At first I said "ego" but that didn't make any sense. Then I thought of the dirty answer...and that was just gross So I read the answer and laughed
luckyduck
Mar 31, 2007

hahahahaha! That was soooooo funny! I thought of the dirty answer first and I was like... oh wow ummmm...then I realised that you couldn't possibly get something like that onto a site like this! I laughed and laughed when I saw the answer and I still kind of am! lol lol lol! SERIOUSLY...GREAT RIDDLE! I loved it!
baomq*
Jun 08, 2007

the best riddle
Jamerican_Gurljm*
Aug 02, 2007

yea.. jus like erybody else i thot it wuz something else.......


realli funni
4demo*
Aug 16, 2007

Great teaser! I must admit, I felt rather appalled as I read the teaser but the answer was a pleasant surprise!
Jessrox97tau*
Sep 28, 2007

Dats AWESOME!!!!




I hope my pic worked.
spinnercatAus*
Oct 01, 2007

I seem to be the only person here that doesn't have a sick mind... EASY! But very clever all the same!
CatatKHOP*
Oct 24, 2007

This is absolutely my favorite teaser on the whole site! Well, it's between this one and the B-day song one.
adrianlvr1123*
Jan 26, 2008

ooooo srry my sister wrote that bottom stuff!! LOL!! GREAT BRAIN TEASER!! BUT EVERYONE GO TO LINERIDER.COM and play today!! Have a blast draw ur wildest lines and have a dude with a sled ride it!! IT's awesome. Then on comments, COMMENT ON LINERIDER!!! Cuz u know it's AWESOME!!!
PsychoMikey*gb*
Jul 09, 2009

I was thinking of something else (probably just like many people)
Anyway, just to add to the dodginess, I rated it as fun and hard
sammydjAau*
Jul 09, 2009

I had a naughty answer
doeheadAus**
Jul 09, 2009

This one has been around way too long!!!!
shannmoAus*
Jul 09, 2009

just like you have been
jcann*us*
Jul 09, 2009

I don't think our minds are in the gutter. I think riddles and jokes like this are intended to put them there. I was surprised to see it on this site.
auntiesisAus*
Jul 09, 2009

Very funny, I got it right away and never thought of a dirty answer til I read the comments.
doeheadAus**
Jul 09, 2009

I notice some people mentioned about the minds that are in the gutter.You really don't want a private message from shannmo.You would really know how warped a mind can be!!!!
EMB92*
Jul 09, 2009

Wow....Great Teaser, mad-ade. I, like many others, thought it was dirty at first. That's actually really funny, now that I think about it...
tahomacAus*
Jul 09, 2009

I got it right away.
UptheHillA*
Jul 09, 2009

Haaa, Nice!!!
shannmoAus*
Jul 09, 2009

its nice to see that someone has to resort to lies when they don't get the reaction they want!
trumpetmansamAus*
Jul 09, 2009

Honestly, first I thought it was something dirty, then I realized that wasn't it because nuns don't have what I was thinking of. My next guess was a brain because women always say that men don't use their brains. Really funny though.
avonmaAus*
Jul 09, 2009

I remember this from before - I don't know where. I didn't get it then, but I got it this time! I still think it is a good teaser.
tova_ltus*
Jul 12, 2009

I am disgusted with the fact that people mention the *other thing* although it did cross my mind too!
Great teaser!!
Omaha345*us*
Dec 15, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHA


I loved the second answer everyone had.
But remind me never to ask this to my boyfriend EVER AGAIN
KronosAus*
Jul 28, 2011

hahahah...I got it wrong. lol
GreenApples27*nz*
Oct 28, 2011

Tsk, tsk, putting dirty thoughts into our heads. Good one - heard it years and years ago, but it's still funny!
thebrain789tus*
Nov 16, 2011

I love teasers that show just how dirty peoples' minds are.
NooDLESrAMAZiNG*
Feb 19, 2012

Hahahahah that's great.
Babe*
Jul 09, 2012

Wow! I got that one before I even finished reading it. I don't usually do that until I have read it over a few times. but this time I was spot on immediately. Yeah me!
HABS2933Aca*
Jul 09, 2012

Very easy but fun. Not too taxing on the brain, which is nice at 0300 in the morning.
lukasiwicz*
Jul 09, 2012

I thought we were way past being able to refer to the genitalia of either sex, without smirks and tittering. Come on, people, grow up. There's nothing inherently smirk- or titter-worthy about the male or female organs of copulation. They are simply anatomical facts, no more, no less.
bestgirl*
Jul 09, 2012

Used every year since 2002, except for 2010. What happened then?
iggy39Aus*
Jul 09, 2012

Our minds were all in the gutter but the answer was so obvious to me anyway. I usually don't get them that fast so it really was an easy one.
wordmama*
Jul 09, 2012

I rated this fun & easy! First of all, 10 yrs is a long time for this to be up, but I'm glad it was, since I'd never seen it before! Of course the double entendre was intentional, so first I enjoyed the double entendre, and then I solved it easily! I was so confident that I never even checked the answer; it was that obvious. The nit-picking about 'not every woman takes husband's name' was annoying--can you say 'traditionally' or 'customarily' or 'generally'? Anyway, a riddle enjoyed by hundreds of people must be considered pretty darn good!
dsjtus*
Jul 10, 2012

Deucex2

RE: Cher

Cher has one but she does not use it.

Cher Bono.

Her birth name is Cheryl Sarkisian.

You can see why she does not use a last name.
dsjtus*
Jul 10, 2012

This one gave me a dickens of a fit.
I guess I was being too cocky.
I got it but my pen is out of ink.
eighsseAus*
Sep 02, 2013

This teaser should have never been approved. It's obviously dirty. Even if the answer is "innocent," the whole thing was written to imply an inappropriate answer. And of course plagiarized by the poster.
Mad-AdeAhu*
Sep 03, 2013

depends what you mean by plagiarized, I wrote it over ten years ago and I have seen it appear on hundreds of other sites since then, like many others of the 500+ teasers I have on here.



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