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FatHead

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Posted: 12:34PM Feb 28, 2012 |
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Granted is wish your.
I wish for a better punchline.
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Sneakattack 

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Posted: 12:48PM Feb 28, 2012 |
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Granted but it's mean and you lose all your friends.
I wish for a chocolate bar.
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firefox99 

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Posted: 09:27PM Feb 28, 2012 |
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Granted but you eat it before you discover it's poisonous...
I wish not be sick
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. |
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JQPublic

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Posted: 08:40AM Feb 29, 2012 |
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firefox99 wrote: Ouch!
Granted... but then you forgot it.
I wish the world went round and round, like it does now but the opposite way so the sun would rise on the east!
Doesn't it already rise on the east?
Granted, but now you get into accidents all the time.
I wish 1 + 1 = pi!
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FatHead

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Posted: 01:07PM Feb 29, 2012 |
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Y-ur wish is granted, and n-w circles l--k funny.
I wish I was a GENIUS!
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Sneakattack 

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Posted: 02:03PM Feb 29, 2012 |
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Your wish is granted; however, you lose all your moral values.
I wish for the ability to write flawless essays.
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corcon 

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Posted: 02:29PM Feb 29, 2012 |
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Wish granted. Except the granter misunderstands you and you may no longer write "flaw" in your essays.
I wish for this wish never to be corrupted in any way.
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max318 

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Posted: 02:31PM Feb 29, 2012 |
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granted you LIFE is corrupted insted
I wish for ea A in 1 class
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JQPublic

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Posted: 08:31AM Mar 1, 2012 |
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Granted, but you cheated for it, and you're stuck in detention for the next three years.
I wish I didn't have to wish after corrupting wishes.
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FatHead

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Posted: 01:08PM Mar 1, 2012 |
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Your wish is granted! Now the game takes longer!
---This message was edited on 01:08PM Mar 1, 2012---
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Sneakattack 

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Posted: 12:07PM Mar 2, 2012 |
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Ungranted.
I wish for wish that grants me another wish that grants me another wish that grants me another wish... onto infinity.
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FatHead

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Posted: 01:01PM Mar 2, 2012 |
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Your wish is granted, and you don't have a life.
I wish for Winnie-the-Pooh.
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Sneakattack 

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Posted: 05:22PM Mar 2, 2012 |
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Granted, but it's a stuffed doll of winnie-the-pooh that is so old that it falls apart.
I wish for world peace.
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corcon 

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Posted: 08:04AM Mar 3, 2012 |
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Granted, billions of soldiers lose there jobs and are left homeless.
I wish for NBA 2k13 (basketball videogame) that is indestructable, has no glitches, and I am very good at. My console can not glitch or break either. I can't forget what the NBA is. I only spend 1 hour on it every day, after school on weekdays.
(HaHAHAHHAHAHAHhaHa)
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max318 

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Posted: 09:32AM Mar 3, 2012 |
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your bother sells it and the console because it is worth 1 billion dollars
I wish for the alphabet
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corcon 

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Posted: 09:46AM Mar 3, 2012 |
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You get some cheap, crappy fridge letters that break when you hold them.
I wish for the person who corrupts this will change his/her avatar to Phineas and Ferb for a month.
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max318 

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Posted: 10:37AM Mar 3, 2012 |
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Granet(give me a day I am typing with phone) but they are pn the dark side.
I wish for a thingy thing thing
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Sneakattack 

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Posted: 11:40AM Mar 3, 2012 |
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Granted but this "thingy thing thing" turns out to be a man-eating monster
I wish for supernatural powers.
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corcon 

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Posted: 12:19PM Mar 3, 2012 |
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Granted, you turn into werewolf and are shot by a silver bullet.
I wish Udonis Haslem had made the game winning buzzer beater that would have beat the Jazz last night.
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max318 

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Posted: 10:58PM Mar 3, 2012 |
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Gratned
Then he dies the next day
I wish for a normal wish
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