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 Posted: 06:04PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Vampires are dead.
Therefore, death is the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:17PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Death is feared by many.
Therefore, fear is the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:21PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Fear is an emotion.
Therefore, emotion is the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:22PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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emotion id a state of mind..
therefore, the mind is the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:24PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Gaps need to be minded.
Therefore, gaps are the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:27PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Gap is a childrens clothing store.
Therefore clothing is the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:29PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Clothing keeps us warm.
Therefore, warmth is the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:36PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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warmth is caused by the sun *most of the time...*
Therefore the sun is the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:37PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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The sun nourishes life.
Therefore, life is the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:39PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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A question is frequently asked about the meaning of life.
therefore questions are the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:40PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Questions end with question marks.
Therefore, question marks are the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:43PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Question marks are a type of punctuation.
therefore, puncutation is the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:44PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Punctuation is a type of mechanics.
Therefore, sentence mechanics are the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:45PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Senatnce mechanics are a type of language arts.
Therefore, language arts are the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:49PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Language arts are taught in schools.
Therefore, schools are the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:51PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Schools are taught by teachers
therefore teachers are the root of all evil
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Posted: 06:54PM Aug 16, 2012 |
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Teachers are trained in colleges.
Therefore, colleges are the root of all evil.
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Posted: 10:43AM Aug 17, 2012 |
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Collages USUALLY have dorm rooms
therefore Dorm rooms are the root of all \eivl
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Posted: 05:40PM Aug 17, 2012 |
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Dormitories have toilets.
Therefore, toilets are the root of all evil.
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Posted: 06:27PM Aug 17, 2012 |
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Toilets are normaly white.
Therfore, white is the root of all evil.
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