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dangerouspie101 

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Posted: 01:02PM Aug 30, 2012 |
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The answer to the life, the universe, and everything (42) is a number.
Therefore, 42 is the root of all evil.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. |
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JQPublic

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Posted: 06:32AM Aug 31, 2012 |
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The square root of 42 is around 6.4807.
Therefore, 6.4807 is the root of all evil.
(If you want the exact value of the root of all evil, get a number line and PLOT IT THERE! )
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dangerouspie101 

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Posted: 09:05AM Aug 31, 2012 |
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6.4807 is a decimal.
Therefore, decimals are the root of all evil.
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JQPublic

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Posted: 07:18AM Sep 1, 2012 |
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Decimal (dernary) is a kind of numeral system
Therefore, numeral systems are the root of all evil.
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sadface256 

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Posted: 08:48AM Sep 1, 2012 |
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i have no idea what that means.
therefore, not knowing is the root of all evil.
"so give us some figgy pudding..." HERE!!! TAKE IT!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! |
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JQPublic

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Posted: 09:58AM Sep 1, 2012 |
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Not knowing = ignorance = bliss
Therefore, bliss is the root of all evil.
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pyro 

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Posted: 03:59PM Sep 5, 2012 |
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bliss is a state i enter when i eat chocolate
thus chocolate is the root of all evil
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JQPublic

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Posted: 06:37AM Sep 6, 2012 |
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Chocolate is unhealthy.
Therefore, the lack of health is the root of all evil.
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wyse 

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Posted: 01:33PM Sep 6, 2012 |
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lack of health is caused by ignorance
so ignorance is the root of all evil
I'm WYSE, in name and in life application. |
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Rogue_Jedi 

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Posted: 04:44PM Sep 7, 2012 |
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ignorance starts with an I therefore the letter I is the root of all evil
So i was being a dinosaur the other day and........ |
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dangerouspie101 

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Posted: 08:41PM Sep 7, 2012 |
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The letter I is in Hi, and hi is a greeting.
Therfore greetings are the root of all evil.
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sadface256 

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Posted: 07:57AM Sep 8, 2012 |
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greetings end with closings
therefore, closings are the root of all evil
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dangerouspie101 

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Posted: 08:47AM Sep 8, 2012 |
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Doors can be closed.
Therefore doors are th root of all evil.
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JQPublic

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Posted: 07:45PM Sep 8, 2012 |
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Doors have doorknobs.
Therefore, doorknobs are the root of all evil.
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pyro 

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Posted: 12:14PM Sep 11, 2012 |
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doorknobs are made of metal
thus metals are the roots of all evil.
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dangerouspie101 

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Posted: 06:47PM Sep 11, 2012 |
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Metal are used as a type of trophy worn around the neck.
Therefore, trophys are the root of all evil.
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JQPublic

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Posted: 07:52AM Sep 12, 2012 |
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Trophies are prizes.
Therefore, prizes are the root of all evil.
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pyro 

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Posted: 03:47PM Sep 19, 2012 |
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prizes vary depending on place
thus varity is the root of all evil
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JQPublic

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Posted: 05:32AM Sep 20, 2012 |
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Variety is the very spice of life.
Therefore, spices are the root of all evil.
---This message was edited on 05:32AM Sep 20, 2012---
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pyro 

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Posted: 03:53PM Sep 26, 2012 |
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spices make food taste different.
Thus taste is the root of all evil.
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