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No_Eyed_Fsh 
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 Posted: 08:03PM Jan 6, 2011 |
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But Decent People have jobs.
JOBS are the root of all evil!
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cookies466 
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Posted: 12:08PM Jan 9, 2011 |
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But jobs have bosses.
So BOSSES are the root of all evil!
Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can be Prince Charming no days a year. - Ryan Howard, The Office |
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pyro
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Posted: 04:29PM Jan 12, 2011 |
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But bosses are chosen by corporations
thus Corporations are the root of all evil
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No_Eyed_Fsh
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Posted: 05:25PM Jan 13, 2011 |
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Corporations conduct business.
BUSINESS is the root of all evil.
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shlee
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Posted: 05:41AM Jan 15, 2011 |
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But businesses need customers.
CUSTOMERS are the root of all evil
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pyro
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Posted: 04:01PM Jan 19, 2011 |
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but customers buy what the see in advertisements.
Thus Advertisements are the root of all evil.
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No_Eyed_Fsh
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Posted: 12:12AM Feb 28, 2011 |
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Advertisements are about getting your attention.
Thus, ATTENTION is the root of all evil.
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legotboy
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Posted: 09:09AM Mar 6, 2011 |
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But attention requires brain power.
Meaning that consequently, brain power is root of all evil
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? You lost the game. |
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tinypenguin
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Posted: 11:26AM Mar 8, 2011 |
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But brain power is contained within your head.
Therefore, YOUR HEAD is the root of all evil.
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noey5799
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Posted: 07:31PM Mar 8, 2011 |
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Heads most of the time :-p have hair.
Therefore, HAIR is the root of all evil.
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math321
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Posted: 01:50PM Mar 11, 2011 |
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Hares are rabbits.
Bugs Bunny is a rascally rabbit.
Bugs Bunny is a cartoon character.
Cartoons are made by cartoonists.
A cartoonist drew Garfield.
There was a president with a last name of Garfield.
Barack Obama is the President.
Therefore:
BARACK OBAMA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
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math321
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Posted: 02:00PM Mar 11, 2011 |
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Wait.
The root of a nation comes from it's leader.
BARACK OBAMA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
So. If √evil = √nation, evil = nation.
Our nation is not the ROOT of all evil, it's PURE EVIL.
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lolalots
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Posted: 12:37PM Mar 17, 2011 |
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pure evil comes from villans
villans are the root of all evil
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math321
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Posted: 07:14PM Mar 18, 2011 |
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Villains commit crimes, so...
Crimes are the root of all evil!
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pyro
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Posted: 04:13PM Mar 23, 2011 |
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Crimes occur due to Greed, Envy, Wrath, Pride, Sloth, Gluttony, and Lust.
Thus the seven deadly sins are the root of all evil
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lolalots
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Posted: 04:27PM Mar 25, 2011 |
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this is going to sound wierd but........ thew 7 deadly sins are in the bible
so....
the bible is the root of all evil
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No_Eyed_Fsh
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Posted: 06:35AM Apr 6, 2011 |
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The Bible is made of paper.
PAPER is the root of all evil!
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lolalots
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Posted: 03:23PM Apr 6, 2011 |
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paper is made in factories FActoirs are the root of all evil
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pyro
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Posted: 01:18PM Apr 7, 2011 |
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factories are runned by Robots
Robots are the root of all evil
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lolalots
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Posted: 04:02PM Apr 7, 2011 |
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robots are made by humans
humans are the root of all evil
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