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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 05:51PM May 17, 2012

Why are you so gosh darn happy?

It's a cake.


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Amaranthinegb

Posts: 159

new Posted: 06:00AM May 18, 2012

What's a potato?

"I didn't know, I swear!"


If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
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dangerouspie101tus

Posts: 397

new Posted: 08:11PM May 20, 2012

Why didnt you tell me there was a fish in my cake?

Umm... no, I didn't put mashed potatoes in your gutair... I think.


Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
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Melanmel16us

Posts: 205

new Posted: 10:14PM May 21, 2012

????? I WANT MY FREAKIN BACON

LOL U ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT HERE!!!!!! ...DONT JUDGE ANYONE!!!!!
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 05:34PM May 22, 2012

dangerouspie101 wrote:
Why didnt you tell me there was a fish in my cake?

Umm... no, I didn't put mashed potatoes in your gutair... I think.
Do you wish to confess to anything?

(Sorry, Mel, but yours didn't look like a question.)

But I had a hippo.


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Amaranthinegb

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new Posted: 05:38PM May 22, 2012

-sigh- Here, d'you want my iguana?


No; it only tastes better if you lick it.


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dangerouspie101tus

Posts: 397

new Posted: 05:52PM May 22, 2012

DOES MY BANANA TASTE LIKE BACON IF I LICK IT EXCESIVELY?????


Milk is cheese's cousin.


Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 07:09PM May 22, 2012

Does Swiss cheese (with holes, so it's holey) have relatives?

Ka-boos. I mean, uh, caboose.


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pyroAus

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new Posted: 03:22PM May 23, 2012

What is the car on the end of the train called?


Free Bacon!!!
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 03:36PM May 23, 2012

Whom should I release?

Every few days.


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pyroAus

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new Posted: 03:37PM May 23, 2012

What are your instrucitons for feeding the cat?


don't tell any one, but I'm batman
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 03:47PM May 23, 2012

Got any secrets, Superman?

Dude, please. Sheesh.


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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 06:21PM May 23, 2012

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP DO YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP DO YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP?


If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...


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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 09:51AM May 24, 2012

What are the instructions for the birthday party?

A steak, a steak...ooh, it's a steak.


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coinjar876tus

Posts: 218

new Posted: 07:10PM May 24, 2012

OMG! Could it possibly be????


Sure, its possible. I've done it.


With kids you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.
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dangerouspie101tus

Posts: 397

new Posted: 07:26PM May 24, 2012

DO you know if it's possible to go hanggliding, zipplining, and swimming at the same time while eating a banana muffin?

"WHAHAHA!!!" *malicious smile and more evil laughing*, "I am EVIL!!!"


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JQPublic

Posts: 1756

new Posted: 09:16AM May 25, 2012

So, what are you planning to say when superman comes to town?

Ouyay ouldshay eakspay inyay Igpay Atinlay.


'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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Amaranthinegb

Posts: 159

new Posted: 11:46AM May 25, 2012

Shhh, the kids are around! What should we do?

No! It's a fortress! And it's MY fortress!


---This message was edited on 11:47AM May 25, 2012---

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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 02:08PM May 26, 2012

Should I sell this book?

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JQPublic

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new Posted: 06:40AM May 28, 2012

You seem to have forgotten the answer, FatHead.

'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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