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FatHead
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 Posted: 11:36AM Dec 24, 2012 |
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I wish for more participation.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 05:39PM Dec 24, 2012 |
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Granted, but now 1,000,000 people post at once and you can't post because you can't keep track.
I wish I was awesome.
"I didn't have anyone to quote for my signature so I said this and quoted myself saying it." -- Thekid4 |
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corcon 
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Posted: 11:13AM Dec 25, 2012 |
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Granted. Every other awesome person on earth disappears.
I wish there was more happiness in the world.
Home of the 2012 NBA Champions, and the greatest team ever to play NBA basketball...the Miami Heat. |
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Thekid4
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Posted: 02:52PM Dec 25, 2012 |
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Granted. Everyone in the planet is now happy... except for you. You are eternally sad.
I wish 2+2 was 5 instead of 4
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kittygirl19
I'm an orangutan.
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Posted: 08:34AM Dec 26, 2012 |
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Math is screwed.
I wish this wish was perfect.
I've been bad, and they're coming after me. I did something wrong, and I fear that it was me! |
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JJPutz
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Posted: 11:13AM Dec 26, 2012 |
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Granted, but you can only use wish once. WISH VOID BY JJ.
I wish kittygirl19 didnt exist.
North Korea, eat a Snickers. You're a bit nuclear terroristic when you're hungry. |
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kittygirl19
I'm an orangutan.
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Posted: 01:25PM Dec 26, 2012 |
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Granted, but the universe dies.
I wish JJ died, never to be seen again.
I've been bad, and they're coming after me. I did something wrong, and I fear that it was me! |
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Thekid4
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Posted: 02:05PM Dec 31, 2012 |
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Granted. He dies, comes back as an invisible ghost (never to be seen again) and haunts you.
I wish there was more of the color blue in the world.
---This message was edited on 02:26PM Dec 31, 2012---
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corcon
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Posted: 04:35PM Dec 31, 2012 |
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Granted. Your skin turns blue.
I wish I knew why so many people play this game when all we do is crush each other's dreams.
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JQPublic
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Posted: 07:57PM Dec 31, 2012 |
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Granted - it's in your own mind.
BTW, we're not crushing each other's dreams. We're granting dreams and crushing everything else.
I wish I stopped losing things all the time.
'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens |
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Thekid4
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Posted: 09:11PM Dec 31, 2012 |
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Granted. Now everything sticks to you, including burning things.
I wish I could stop playing this game.
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FatHead
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Posted: 11:37AM Jan 1, 2013 |
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Of course you can, you just don't want to.
I wish for Bigfoot.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 08:19PM Jan 2, 2013 |
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Granted. You now have a big foot. Your foot is so big, in fact, that you cannot move, causing you to starve to death because you cannot reach the refrigerator.
I wish I had the Midas touch (You know, the guy from Greek mythology?)
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FatHead
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Posted: 09:09AM Jan 3, 2013 |
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Wish granted, but you touch the wrong thing, like your computer, and regret it.
I wish I could learn to say no.
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JQPublic
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Posted: 07:06AM Jan 4, 2013 |
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Granted. Now you can't accept.
I wish I were more careful in maths.
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FatHead
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Posted: 09:32AM Jan 4, 2013 |
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Wish granted, but now your spelling stinks.
I wish for a warp whistle.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 05:05PM Jan 4, 2013 |
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Granted. You blow the whistle, and your head warps. Then you are forced to call yourself WarpedHead instead of FatHead, causing all of your friends on Braingle to unfriend you, and then Jake bans you because currently you cannot change your username, so he assumed you hacked into Braingle to change your name.
I wish I was asleep.
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kitty-cat
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Posted: 08:03PM Jan 4, 2013 |
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Granted, but you slip into a coma and emerge 20,000 years later in the midst of an alien examination on you.
I wish I hadn't eaten that last cookie...
"How strange...this feeling that my life's begun at last." -Les Misérables |
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Thekid4
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Posted: 08:51PM Jan 4, 2013 |
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Granted. Instead of eating the cookie, you ate arsenic.
I wish this game was better.
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