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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 09:55AM May 23, 2012

granted, but everyone begins to type in an unknown language only you do not know.


I wish that I could know the last number of pi.


According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air.
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 10:30AM May 23, 2012

Don't we all. (Since there is no last number, what else could I say???)

I wish for a better one.


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coinjar876tus

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new Posted: 07:14PM May 24, 2012

Granted, but the new "1" looks ugly and doofish. Kind of like this: }\

I wish the whole world spoke the same language.


With kids you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.
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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 07:23PM May 24, 2012

granted, but every country develops wierd slang like "Tabllegasper" and "Smowzers" so the world eventually goes back to speeking, new, different languages and you are forced to learn the new languuage.

I wish I was holding a Sharpie.


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JQPublic

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new Posted: 09:06AM May 25, 2012

Granted, but someone snatches it from you and draws all over your face.

I wish I knew what 'Tabllegasper' and 'Smowzers' mean.


'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 09:10AM May 25, 2012

You regret learning it as soon as it happens.

I wish for a better search engine.


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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 12:38PM May 25, 2012

Granted, but you can only search in Romainian and give up in frustration.


I wish for more cheese.


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coinjar876tus

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new Posted: 12:21PM May 26, 2012

Granted, but its all "cut the" cheese.

I wish for a better book to read.


With kids you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.
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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 12:25PM May 26, 2012

Granted, but sadly it is part of a series and the rest of the books were discontinued, therefore you go mad trying to imagine what is supposed to happen.

I wish Justin Bieber never tried to rap.


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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 02:07PM May 26, 2012

Wish granted, and now he tries opera.

I wish for a better spam filter.


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JQPublic

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new Posted: 06:38AM May 28, 2012

Granted. Now people are sending you nonsensical messages instead.

I wish I could write all the Chinese characters.


'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 10:31AM May 28, 2012

Granted, but for some reason the Chinease then change thier language and you have to learn it over again.

I wish I could break the Code Breaker in 5 tries.(I did it in six....)


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JQPublic

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new Posted: 09:14AM May 29, 2012

Granted, but the Braingle computer system went down for maintenance just one second before you finished and this attempt was not recorded.

I wish the Chinese exams were easier (esp. the classical part. ) .


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'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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4wheelsAus

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new Posted: 02:04PM Jun 5, 2012

Granted but than you have to take the American exams

I wish my back would stop hurting


I'm on Braingle far too long, I stay on the computer from dusk to dawn. Playing games and chatting with friends, the novelity of it never ends.
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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 03:02PM Jun 5, 2012

Granted but it suddenly starts itching instead.


I wish I was not allergic to CATS!


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coinjar876tus

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new Posted: 05:16PM Jun 5, 2012

Granted, but you are now allergic to air and die.

I wish there were less commercials.


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With kids you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 11:07PM Jun 5, 2012

Wish granted, but now there are more of them, and you can't understand them! (Hey, in my defense, "less" is singular, while "fewer" is plural, so this technically means they're shorter!)

I wish I hadn't just said that.


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JQPublic

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new Posted: 05:10AM Jun 6, 2012

Granted - but you forgot to corrupt the wish.

(In my opinion, 'less commercials' is just incorrect unless there's some uncountable noun called 'commercials', e.g. a brand of cereals.)

I wish I knew what coinjar's 34 avatar meant.


'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 01:34PM Jun 6, 2012

Your wish is granted, but it makes you want to do really crazy things.

I wish for a woozle.


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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 04:38PM Jun 8, 2012

Granted but ... randomly a emu breaks in your house any uses its longbeakto steal your foozle.

I wishing knew what a foozle was.


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