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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:40AM Jul 29, 2014

Granted, you are safe now, but tommorrow you're gonna get mugged and murdered.

I wish I was a car.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 10:47AM Jul 29, 2014

Granted. You're a Matchbox.

I wish I was dead before the mugging and murder.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:57AM Jul 30, 2014

Granted, the mugging and the murder never happened, so you died for no reason.

I wish I could be inside the Jelly Bean Factory.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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FatHeadA

Posts: 1867

new Posted: 10:54AM Jul 30, 2014

Wish granted; you fall in the vat and nearly drown.

I wish I had lots of money.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 08:07PM Jul 30, 2014

Granted. It's all Canadian.

I wish for it to be cold again.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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JQPublic

Posts: 1836

new Posted: 10:55PM Jul 30, 2014

Granted, your house is buried in snow and you can't leave your house.

I wish for full marks in every single test and exam.


'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:10AM Jul 31, 2014

Granted, many colleges want you in your college and end up tearing you apart.

I wish that I could fly, without transforming an animal, like a bird can.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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JQPublic

Posts: 1836

new Posted: 09:11AM Jul 31, 2014

sciencesteven wrote:
Granted, many colleges want you in your college and end up tearing you apart.

I wish that I could fly, without transforming an animal, like a bird can.


Granted. You don't get the ability to transform animals, but you do transform into an animal, and you become a flying cockroach!

I wish I weren't so close to my college entrance exam so I have more time to study.


'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:13AM Jul 31, 2014

Granted, you in the Precambrian Supereon.

I wish for World Peace.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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FatHeadA

Posts: 1867

new Posted: 09:43AM Jul 31, 2014

Wish granted, but in order to do it, everyone had to be made dumb as toast.

I wish I wasn't sick.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 01:04PM Jul 31, 2014

Granted, you have a broken spine.

I wish I could tell them to do what I want them to do and they would do it.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 11:11PM Jul 31, 2014

Granted. They aren't capable of doing anything you tell them to, therefore creating a paradox which rips apart space. You're dead at this point, so it doesn't really matter whether they listened to you or not.

I wish I could trade my mistakes for sleep, count them away before I still, and that I could stay awake and trade my mistakes until they fade away.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:08AM Aug 1, 2014

Granted, I kill you for confusing me.

I wish for a Vulpix.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 09:29PM Aug 2, 2014

Granted. You don't have any badges, and it's level 50. Good luck not dying.

I wish you listened to Panic at the Disco.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:42AM Aug 3, 2014

Granted, you can't ever stop dancing, you die, and then your ghost endlessly dances alone.

I wish that I was a bird that was an apex preditor.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 03:20PM Aug 3, 2014

Granted. You get shot.

I wish you lived in Delaware.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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FatHeadA

Posts: 1867

new Posted: 12:14PM Aug 4, 2014

Wish granted, but I can still use the Internet to harass you.

I wish for a solution to my problems.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 12:16PM Aug 4, 2014

Granted. It involves spending your life as a monk, getting seventeen body peircings, and owning forty seven elephants. Huh.

I wish it would be tomorrow.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1872


new Posted: 09:29AM Aug 6, 2014

Granted, every time you go to sleep you live through tommorrow all over again, thus creating a groundhog day scenario.

I wish for something cool.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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dangerouspie101tus

Deepy the Soul Mushroom
Posts: 4175


new Posted: 07:32PM Aug 7, 2014

Granted. It's an ice cube.

I wish for a new phone charger.


Also, I lit your fridge on fire. It was upsetting me.
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