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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6880


new Posted: 06:21PM Oct 23, 2013

Swim in a pool of acid (just acetic acid).

Get eaten by a dinosaur.


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pyroAus

Posts: 3592

new Posted: 07:10PM Oct 24, 2013

realized dinosaur is a museum piece


makes Bruce banner angry


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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6880


new Posted: 07:18PM Oct 24, 2013

Realize it's just a banner with the word "Bruce" on it.

Spontaneously combust.


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pyroAus

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new Posted: 07:58PM Oct 24, 2013

realize that is imposible.


gets mauled by a bear.


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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 08:00PM Oct 24, 2013

Take the bear to the mall.

Get a bear hug from Darth Maul.


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pyroAus

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new Posted: 08:22PM Oct 24, 2013

use a lightsaber to cut him in half.


gets lost at sea


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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 08:30PM Oct 24, 2013

Get found at sea.

Get lost at land.


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SaraGracetus

Posts: 485

new Posted: 08:43PM Oct 24, 2013

Just stay found at sea and not go to land.

Tutor a hungry Lion at midnight.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 03:59AM Oct 25, 2013

Tutor it in ethics: "don't eat humans."

A hawk swoops down and grabs you and takes you to its nest to feed you to its children.

Edit: Removed an improper apostrophe. It's early, OKAY?!


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 09:38AM Oct 25, 2013

Duck down dont get grabbed.

Eat a Pie that is actually a bomb.


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Chesters17tus

Posts: 1

new Posted: 11:41AM Oct 25, 2013

chew up the bomb before the bomb goes off.

insult a mob gangster
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 01:01PM Oct 25, 2013

The insult is witty and sarcastic, and he is too dumb to get it, thinking it is a compliment.

Choke on a Lego.


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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 05:10PM Dec 15, 2013

Pick up your toys.

Be a forgotten thread.


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hermygranger123tca

Posts: 219

new Posted: 08:11PM Dec 15, 2013

Force someone to post in it.

Eat too much food so that you explode.


Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open. ~Albus Dumbledore
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 08:17PM Dec 15, 2013

Easy. Just vomit.

Play kill-the-self.


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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1876


new Posted: 08:40PM Dec 15, 2013

Gets a cure to death.

Inserts yourself into Magical Death Machine 9.


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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
Posts: 694


new Posted: 06:22AM Dec 16, 2013

Realize that that was a terrible pun beforehand.



Get (gun)triggered by B'loody Mary Seer.


Like I always say, can't find a door, make your own!
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1876


new Posted: 08:57AM Dec 16, 2013

Die. (Oh, wait)

Confess to being the seer, but you're not the seer.


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kitty-cattus

Posts: 225

new Posted: 09:31AM Dec 16, 2013

Shoot all the wolves first.

Be a character in a musical. They have a pretty high death rate, at least in the musicals I listen to.


"I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but til I try I'll never know." -Wicked
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
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new Posted: 09:50AM Dec 16, 2013

Run. Fast. And far.

Go back in time and get on the challenger.


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