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jpaw*

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new Posted: 09:51PM Oct 28, 2007

I think you should focus on some camera puns.

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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 04:19AM Oct 29, 2007

I tried taking a photo of me making toffee and dropped the camera. I got a candied picture.

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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jpaw*

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new Posted: 09:12AM Oct 29, 2007

F-Stop me if you've heard this one before...

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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 10:22AM Oct 29, 2007

Doctor, every time I blink a photo shoots out of my butt.

Well let's have a look then. It sounds like you're developing Polaroids.


"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 05:32PM Oct 29, 2007

Good stuff you two!
I finally got a digital camera. I was tired of all the negatives with film.


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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 10:28PM Oct 29, 2007

I'm positive I lost an electron while laughing...*groan

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jpaw*

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new Posted: 10:31PM Oct 29, 2007

Puns about cameras develop over time

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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 11:24PM Oct 29, 2007

And then they're bad in a flash

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jpaw*

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new Posted: 11:42PM Oct 29, 2007

I shutter to hear the next pun.

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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 12:28AM Oct 30, 2007

I would how many in wanted pictures at the post office would say they were framed?

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Steve1973Aus

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new Posted: 01:03AM Oct 30, 2007

I would how many in wanted pictures at the post office would say they were framed?


Only the common ones. All the sophisticated ones were stuck up.


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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 01:18AM Oct 30, 2007

Photography is a great hobby but you need to take the time to focus.

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jpaw*

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new Posted: 01:21AM Oct 30, 2007

You also have to be in the right frame of mind.

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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 01:24AM Oct 30, 2007

It's a skill you have to develop. Those who are negative rarely succeed.

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jpaw*

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new Posted: 01:27AM Oct 30, 2007

You came up with that last pun in a flash.

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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 05:47AM Oct 30, 2007

I'm on a roll!

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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 08:17AM Oct 30, 2007

I once hired a ghost photographer, but was disappointed. The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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jpaw*

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new Posted: 11:36AM Oct 30, 2007

I'll let that one slide.

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MAvanziAgb

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new Posted: 12:19PM Oct 30, 2007

The shutter went down in a flash.

gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna make it right, you've got to reach out and try, gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna get it right, gotta put it all on the line.
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locked_in_hellAus

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new Posted: 12:24PM Oct 30, 2007

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.

Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,

"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".


-->* I shall follow the moon in the darkest of the night*
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