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jpaw

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Posted: 09:51PM Oct 28, 2007 |
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I think you should focus on some camera puns.
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FreddyPharkas 

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Posted: 04:19AM Oct 29, 2007 |
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I tried taking a photo of me making toffee and dropped the camera. I got a candied picture.
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jpaw

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Posted: 09:12AM Oct 29, 2007 |
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F-Stop me if you've heard this one before...
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FreddyPharkas 

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Posted: 10:22AM Oct 29, 2007 |
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Doctor, every time I blink a photo shoots out of my butt.
Well let's have a look then. It sounds like you're developing Polaroids.
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zonahobo 

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Posted: 05:32PM Oct 29, 2007 |
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Good stuff you two!
I finally got a digital camera. I was tired of all the negatives with film.
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Radioguy 

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Posted: 10:28PM Oct 29, 2007 |
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I'm positive I lost an electron while laughing...*groan
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jpaw

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Posted: 10:31PM Oct 29, 2007 |
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Puns about cameras develop over time
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Radioguy 

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Posted: 11:24PM Oct 29, 2007 |
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And then they're bad in a flash
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jpaw

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Posted: 11:42PM Oct 29, 2007 |
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I shutter to hear the next pun.
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zonahobo 

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Posted: 12:28AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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I would how many in wanted pictures at the post office would say they were framed?
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Steve1973 

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Posted: 01:03AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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I would how many in wanted pictures at the post office would say they were framed?
Only the common ones. All the sophisticated ones were stuck up.
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zonahobo 

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Posted: 01:18AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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Photography is a great hobby but you need to take the time to focus.
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jpaw

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Posted: 01:21AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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You also have to be in the right frame of mind.
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Radioguy 

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Posted: 01:24AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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It's a skill you have to develop. Those who are negative rarely succeed.
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jpaw

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Posted: 01:27AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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You came up with that last pun in a flash.
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Radioguy 

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Posted: 05:47AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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I'm on a roll!
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FreddyPharkas 

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Posted: 08:17AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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I once hired a ghost photographer, but was disappointed. The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
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jpaw

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Posted: 11:36AM Oct 30, 2007 |
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I'll let that one slide.
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MAvanzi 

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Posted: 12:19PM Oct 30, 2007 |
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The shutter went down in a flash.
gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna make it right, you've got to reach out and try, gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna get it right, gotta put it all on the line. |
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locked_in_hell 

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Posted: 12:24PM Oct 30, 2007 |
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Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".
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