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PaladinAus

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new Posted: 09:41PM Apr 15, 2009

Yeah, those jokers are pretty wild.

"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now."
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 09:43PM Apr 15, 2009

At least they aren't crazy like those eights!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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PaladinAus

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new Posted: 09:56PM Apr 15, 2009

When the eights are crazy, they're pretty wild, too!

"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now."
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 10:49AM Jul 17, 2009

When those 8's are crazy, it's fun, but when the jokers are wild, things get a bit too crazy for me!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 11:26PM Jul 17, 2009

I hear the 8 by 10 inch playing cards are a big deal at the Texas casinos.

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jpaw*

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new Posted: 09:06AM Jul 18, 2009

I'm going to deck someone if I have to deal with any more of these puns.

Real eyes, Realize, Real lies
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 11:23AM Jul 18, 2009

Boy, are you a real joker!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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jpaw*

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new Posted: 05:10PM Jul 18, 2009

Holy cow! I heard some utterly bad puns about bovines recently.

Real eyes, Realize, Real lies
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 06:07PM Jul 18, 2009

All I know is that Holy Cow is nothing like Heavenly Ham, during the Holidays.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 05:29PM Jul 19, 2009

Did you hear that when Noah told the snakes to go forth and mutiply after the ark landed they told him "No can do, we're adders."

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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 04:53PM Aug 8, 2009

LOVE IT!

A fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will.

Death before disown her.


Fractions are romantic.
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jpaw*

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new Posted: 05:36PM Aug 8, 2009

I think the die was already cast.

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idiot_originalA

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new Posted: 12:51AM Aug 9, 2009

Cast out those broken arms, lest they burdon your shoulders.

Human intelligence has peaked, and is declining. For proof, see Speaker of House
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 05:54AM Aug 9, 2009

anyone else every heard badam bom chih after reading a post?

Call casting, we've got a line on Bob?


Fractions are romantic.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 06:54AM Aug 9, 2009

Bob's not into casting, his line of work is construction.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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  Post from idiot_original deleted on 10:12PM Aug 13, 2009.
here2stay

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new Posted: 09:11PM Aug 23, 2009

Ahab Was a religious man .When he went to sea there was much whaling and nashing of teeth
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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 03:36AM Oct 18, 2009

I once considered joining the ministry, but I don't really have an altar-ego.

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 09:48AM Oct 18, 2009

While enjoying a tall glass of Root Beer, I was going through my mail, and realized I had been drafted.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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