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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 02:47PM Apr 7, 2007



Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 04:21PM Apr 7, 2007

Vegans tend to find bananas appeeling, and fish offinsive.

Fractions are romantic.
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 11:02PM Apr 7, 2007

Not only do I like to bake bread, but I like to loaf around.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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guylad

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new Posted: 11:28PM Apr 7, 2007

the African savanna is disappearing at an alarming rate.the animals are crying out for justice but will de beast be herd.
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locked_in_hellAus

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new Posted: 07:32PM Apr 8, 2007

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll just hang around.


-->* I shall follow the moon in the darkest of the night*
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 01:50AM Apr 9, 2007

When I gave myself credit for being too taxed to pay, I was told that wasn't a valid deduction!

Join the Zona Force--Dedicated to fun and friendly Braingling!
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 08:58AM Apr 9, 2007

Age is nothing . . .. . unless you are cheese . . .

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 10:49AM Apr 9, 2007

Marlon Danbo says "I gouda been a contender!"

But on the Waterfront, Friendly sings the bleus and gets smoked.

Think I've got cheese on the brain?


Fractions are romantic.
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 12:18PM Apr 9, 2007

I though I would starve in Paris. The spaghetti costed too much French Bread

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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guylad

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new Posted: 10:43PM Apr 9, 2007

Piney that was so bad I Camembert it.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 10:49PM Apr 9, 2007

My friend just turned 40 - and it hit her pretty hard. She was feeling pretty bad until I told her that 40 wasn't old unless she was a "tree".

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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locked_in_hellAus

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new Posted: 03:45AM Apr 10, 2007

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

-->* I shall follow the moon in the darkest of the night*
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 08:26AM Apr 10, 2007

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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guylad

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new Posted: 02:13PM Apr 11, 2007

Two cannibals are eating a clown.One looks at the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you"
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 02:16PM Apr 11, 2007

I ate some mushrooms once that tasted kind of fungi.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 02:17PM Apr 11, 2007

Snake 1 - Are we poisonous?

Snake 2 - I don't know, why?

Snake 1 - Because I just bit my lip . . .

Now don't laugh too hard at this one . . . .


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Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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guylad

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new Posted: 02:25PM Apr 11, 2007

That could of been on Monty Python.
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locked_in_hellAus

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new Posted: 07:25AM Apr 12, 2007

The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.

-->* I shall follow the moon in the darkest of the night*
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 08:23AM Apr 12, 2007



Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 12:01PM Apr 12, 2007

Five Reasons Why Musicians are Banned from my Kitchen....

1-They can NEVER handel the heat.
2-They are very messy when it comes to chopin.
3-They can't understand that byrds go gluck, and cows go boo.
4-Several claim the reason the kitchen caught fire was "Cuz I'm watching the teleman!"
And the worst...
One time two got in a food fight and ended up offenbach!

Here's a weird one...

What condition is identified by uncontrolled sleep upon drinking a soda pop?

Narcopepsi


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Fractions are romantic.
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