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FreddyPharkas 
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 Posted: 12:16PM Apr 25, 2007 |
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When Yuri Gagarin died, the Russian press printed an orbituary as a tribute to his achievements.
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guylad
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Posted: 02:15PM Apr 26, 2007 |
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These space puns are killin' me cos mos of 'em are better than mine.
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snowmonster  
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Posted: 03:29PM Apr 26, 2007 |
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Ohhh guy - you just want to be Guy Williams, the father in Lost in Space!
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PineappleMama
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Posted: 06:17AM Apr 27, 2007 |
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Astronaut 1: It's raining cats and dogs.
Astronaut 2: Seriously?
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 07:19AM Apr 27, 2007 |
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Britain pulled out of the space race in the early 60s, due to the astronomical costs.
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 07:40AM Apr 27, 2007 |
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Sorry to double post, but this just reported:
***NEWSFLASH***REUTERS***260407***1937HRS***
NASA flight carrying Professor Stephen Hawking involved in near miss incident with private jet. Hawking is said to have been unaware of the gravity of the situation.
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guylad
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Posted: 01:23PM Apr 27, 2007 |
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well he should At mos sphere the impact
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 01:52AM Apr 28, 2007 |
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I say if you break the laws of gravity, you should at least receive a suspended sentence.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 08:50AM Apr 28, 2007 |
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Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 05:07AM Apr 29, 2007 |
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I was thinking how great it would be to invite an astronaut to dinner. Talk about their adventures and whatnot.
So I wrote to NASA to see if anyone was interested.
Turns out they prefer to do launch.
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guylad
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Posted: 11:33AM Apr 30, 2007 |
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They also don't like to drink and drive so they take the shuttle
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 04:39AM May 1, 2007 |
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Traditionally, on January 1st each year, astronauts in orbit will make a New Year's revolution.
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guylad
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Posted: 11:04PM May 1, 2007 |
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To ensure that astronauts don't get sick while in space they are always given booster shots.
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 03:56AM May 2, 2007 |
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Astronauts aren't very musical. They only know two notes, and sing using the sol-la system.
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guylad
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Posted: 04:36PM May 6, 2007 |
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I heard they kicked pluto out as a planet cause the solar system was going to the dogs
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snowmonster
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Posted: 05:05PM May 6, 2007 |
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I heard Pluto got kicked out as a planet cause he slipped the other planets a Mickey! 
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PineappleMama
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Posted: 05:19PM May 6, 2007 |
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Love It!
Since we're on cartoons... back to TPK's fav joke...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet??
--'Cuz he was looking for Pooh. 
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guylad
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Posted: 05:51PM May 6, 2007 |
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Eeyore was shakin down the rest of his pals in a protection racket.He was the hundred acre hood.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 10:09PM May 6, 2007 |
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What does Winnie the Poo and Kermit the Frog have in common?
(I know I know . . . it's lame, and some know it, but I just had to do it . . . )
They have the same middle name!
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teddybair
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Posted: 10:37PM May 6, 2007 |
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Mickey and Goofy walked into a bar. Donald ducked.
(Okay, so that was really lame, but this looks like a lot of fun! )
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