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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

ISFJ		5
ISFP		4
ISTP		6
ISTJ		12
INFP		14
INFJ		8
INTP		20 (your vote)
INTJ		19
ESFP		5
ESFJ		1
ESTP		1
ESTJ		1
ENFP		4
ENFJ		2
ENTP		8
ENTJ		6
	Total Votes:	116

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Radd_stuff

Posts: 7

Posted: 06:11PM Jul 16, 2011

i got freak

I remind you of a unicorn also?

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Melanmel16

Posts: 205

Posted: 10:44PM Apr 11, 2012

LOL im a scumbag! ENFP, caring, warm, great intuition, happy

LOL U ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT HERE!!!!!! ...DONT JUDGE ANYONE!!!!!

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teddybair

Posts: 1316

Posted: 11:35PM Apr 18, 2012

I got INFJ, same as always. Seems I'm a Freak!

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."

Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.

You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.

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ka-ching

Posts: 674

Posted: 08:38AM May 27, 2012

Every single one of my results for this kind of test has resulted in ENFP:

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

I like this one, just because it's brutally honest. It's what the voices in the back of my head have always been saying. Any other test would expound on the positive side, or at most, just objectively so you can't pick out the fundamental flaws in the character type. This lays it out perfectly in plain English what's wrong with you and what your problem is.

Let it be known, though, that most of the time my "over-the-top greetings" are actually sincere. haha There are a few exceptions, such as when I don't like you - but you'll never know that I don't, because I want you to like me.

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celtichero

Posts: 720

Posted: 10:44AM May 27, 2012

PRICK- ENTP

53% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 98% Thinking, 47% Judging

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

Totally accurate.

I'm just an ordinary average guy with nothing to lose.

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Rachel00

Posts: 29

Posted: 09:01PM Jun 19, 2012

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

It's creepy how true it is.....how did they know???

I see that you are confused.......my work here is done.

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Faith511

Posts: 257

Posted: 07:14PM Jul 5, 2012

Congratulations. You are the buffoon of society, the class clown, the general funny guy/gal. Your purpose on earth was to serve as entertainment for the rest of us sane ones. We're laughing with you and at you. Some people would kill to be as funny as you. Other would rather just kill you.

You're spontaneous, fun-loving and optimistic. You're all in all an idiot.

You wanna know why? It's because you would rather have fun than concentrate on your duties and obligations. You act before you think. You talk before you think. All in all, you don't think that much.

You did terribly at school, didn't you? You were the class clown. Paid no respect to the teachers or to your fellow students. Paid no attention to your school work. And look where you are now... starting to regret your decisions?

Get down to earth. Find a real job and start taking care of your responsibilities. Sure, people love you, but they don't love you because they like you. They love you because you make them laugh. They love you because they can always look at you and say, "Well, at least I did better off than him or her."

...but at least you're funny, right?

theyd kill me... im an idiot... i don't think??????? I agree with Rachel... How did they know?!?

---This message was edited on 07:18PM Jul 5, 2012---

WHO ARE WE?! DUCK.DYNASTY! WHADDAWE WANT!? A HAM SAMITCH!

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dangerouspie101

Posts: 397

Posted: 10:24AM Aug 14, 2012

Infp.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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wyse

Posts: 263

Posted: 03:02PM Aug 31, 2012

ENFJ

I'm WYSE, in name and in life application.

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koin_era345

Posts: 254

Posted: 10:03PM Oct 29, 2012

INTJ - Crackpot

I always score INTJ even though I dont feel like the description fits me completely. They got some of it right - live life inside my own head, logical, etc. But the negative part doesnt seem right (and im not just saying that

). It says my confidence can be misinterpreted as arrogance. I dont think I give off an aura of confidence usually.

Interesting though, where it says "That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person." I was laughing when I got to that part. The opposite of crying. Guess they got that part right.

"You lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." - Ferris Bueller

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