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I know the next poster personally, part 2

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sheep1234tus

Posts: 161

new Posted: 09:54PM Nov 17, 2010

Come, on. Do you really want to elect someone who can't spell "Cheerios" right? I don't think so. In fact, 53.26% of people voting will not eat Cheerios in a period of 30 days. Vote for something more serious, like "Squid tentacles in marinara to everyone."

A lot of people will vote for me, including the next poster, who is tied to a chair while being held hostage in a dark room, and is trying desperately to get help by typing out a message with his/her nose.


I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.
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bobbytarsus2Aus

Posts: 102

new Posted: 12:08PM Nov 18, 2010

Hlep! I'm beinng hld hsotage (stupid nose) byu a mafiaa boss. I havb tottyype wif my nosse. Speel check hatess me. Sennd hlep and soome tissue.

teh nxt pooster iss an FBI ageent loooking for the stink bombb bandit.
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sheep1234tus

Posts: 161

new Posted: 08:02PM Nov 18, 2010

Ughhh... Stinks in here... but whatever. Okay, everyone get in a line. I happen to know the suspect, and he is...eenie, meenie, miney, moe.. YOU! The next poster! (who is unaware that the world is ending while he's typing)

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.
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coinjar876tus

Posts: 218

new Posted: 08:13PM Nov 18, 2010

Boss, I think they're on to me- BOOM -You know, the- Help me! -FBI guy. I'm gonna need some help. - Help! Nooooo!"- And so is the next poster, apparently.

With kids you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.
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Scorefiretau

Posts: 181

new Posted: 02:00AM Nov 19, 2010

If he opens the cupboard, I'm dead I'm typing on my laptop as we speak. He's in the safehouse, so I've managed to hide in a cupboard in the basement. Send help NOW! The next poster should work for FBI, so read this QUICKLY before they post

Still Gone.
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Mitty44*us

Posts: 407

new Posted: 06:50AM Nov 19, 2010

What do you mean quickly? OH MY GO- (BOOM!) Oksy I just found thr ecploking bomj. Thr neztperson to post is randon.
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ShriyaAin

Posts: 1890

new Posted: 07:06AM Nov 19, 2010

Did I tell you that I love elephants? And Spiders? Guess what, I have to work tomorrow! My alarm just beeped. Never mind. The next poster, whom I know fyi, loves bugs.
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glowtmickeyAus

Posts: 361

new Posted: 04:46PM Nov 19, 2010



Sorry. I saw this bug on a nature trail yesterday and I wanted to share it's beauty with everybody.
The ne- LOOK! IT"S A RARE CATERPILLAR!

-5 minutes pass-

Sorry about that. The next person to post is doctor Seuss


---This message was edited on 04:48PM Nov 19, 2010---

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Mitty44*us

Posts: 407

new Posted: 05:36PM Nov 19, 2010

Hello. I am Dr. Suess. Who rhymes with a ping-pong deuce. TNPTP possibly, likes to ryhmes like do me impossibly.
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4wheelsAus

Posts: 4387

new Posted: 05:39PM Nov 19, 2010

Yes indeed Suess I am
I post and rhyme at the end
Of each verse I write
and each key that I type
I have something brand new
That I know to be true
The person to post next
Thinks there beauty is above the rest


I'm on Braingle far too long, I stay on the computer from dusk to dawn. Playing games and chatting with friends, the novelity of it never ends.
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sheep1234tus

Posts: 161

new Posted: 09:45PM Nov 19, 2010

Yes... uh-huh... No, I want 50,000 mirrors installed in my house, not 5,000... You know I just can't get enough of me! Okay, this'll be on Mastercard. *hangs up*
Wow, I might be able to cover the entire house in mirrors! Gasp! My skin powder is fading! OMG whereisitwhereisitwhereisit! No... can't... find... powder... can't... survive... must... get... backup... *dies*

7 days later...

We all knew him, but perhaps the one who knew him most was the next poster, who, I've been told, is locked in a room that is gradually filling with water.


I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.
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Mitty44*us

Posts: 407

new Posted: 03:50PM Dec 2, 2010

Help mev ,,,, i ammm trapppppppedn in a roooooooooooooooooooo0m,o9 with wasdt6

(Help me! I am trapped in a room with wate...)

We all knew him. The thieving criminal he is! He had a very best friend who was a goody 2 shoes.
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sheep1234tus

Posts: 161

new Posted: 06:03PM Feb 13, 2011

Lalala I'll donate $1,000,000 to charity and shine everyone's shoes! Including the next poster, who is the most annoying person in the world.

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.
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Mathgeek007tca

Pi Guy
Posts: 1435


new Posted: 06:27PM Feb 13, 2011

The next poster will capitalise all the vowels, make an image of everyconsonant where it needs to be placed in the word replacing the typed letter, will bold any words beginning with the first 10 letters of the alphabet, italics any of them beginning in the last 10, and will put an emoticon after every 5 words.

Oh, and he will put a link to this post at the end, too!


Parents are supposed to "protect" their kids, but there's a real distinction between protection and unrealistically keeping children away from reality. - Life_Sucks --- One of my teasers was featured as the Teaser of the Day! :D Sept. 18 2011 :D YAY!
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Mitty44*us

Posts: 407

new Posted: 06:44AM Feb 14, 2011

Wait, what?

I know the next poster personally. They would talk about how awesome videogames are.
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4wheelsAus

Posts: 4387

new Posted: 04:58PM Feb 18, 2011

I LOVE videogames. I have two rooms full of them so far. I play them for 13 hours with out stopping for anything.
I treat them extra good as well. They all have there own case. I take them out and wash them every day and take them for walks.
My favorite game told me the next person thinks they are a bird


I'm on Braingle far too long, I stay on the computer from dusk to dawn. Playing games and chatting with friends, the novelity of it never ends.
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cookies466*us

Posts: 452

new Posted: 12:49AM Feb 19, 2011

CAW!

I know the next poster personally. They love me


Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can be Prince Charming no days a year. - Ryan Howard, The Office
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4wheelsAus

Posts: 4387

new Posted: 04:44PM Feb 19, 2011

Oh My gosh Abby is the coolest person ever. I have a poster of her on my wall and I E-Mail her every hour just to say hi. I have a shirt that she wore once in my closet. I am going to frame it and hang it on the wall. It was so funny because she once told me the next user lives on the planet Jupiter

I'm on Braingle far too long, I stay on the computer from dusk to dawn. Playing games and chatting with friends, the novelity of it never ends.
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sheep1234tus

Posts: 161

new Posted: 03:08PM Feb 20, 2011

Whoa... how did I get here? I'll just have to manipulate the inhabitants.

*1 week later*

JUPITERIANS: All hail sheep1234... and the next poster, who is a kleptomaniac.


I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.
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4wheelsAus

Posts: 4387

new Posted: 05:32PM Feb 26, 2011

I had a doctors appoiment today. And I took all the paper from the office. You never know when it will come in handy. I plan tommrow to go to the mall and steal all the toliet paper. Just so I can have extra around the house. I have four rooms filled with all the stuff I have collected through out the years

The next person to post is in a dark room.


I'm on Braingle far too long, I stay on the computer from dusk to dawn. Playing games and chatting with friends, the novelity of it never ends.
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