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If Bob Did This, He Wouldn't Have Done That!

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sciencestevencus

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new Posted: 09:40PM Sep 7, 2013

He would know that there are two types of diabetes. One is where you take insulin, and the other is where you take a pill that makes the insulin work as it should.

If Bob had a Doctor's Degree...


It's about time for math to grow up and face the world. I'm always solving his problems for him.
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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 07:16PM Sep 12, 2013

He is a doctor.

If Bob ate lots of candy....


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kittygirl19cus

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new Posted: 02:07PM Sep 25, 2013

He wouldn't get diabeetus.

If bob had a life,


Like I always say, can't find a door, make your own!
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new Posted: 03:18PM Sep 25, 2013

Then his mother in-law wouldn't be nagging at him all the time.

If Bob were smart...


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 09:34PM Sep 26, 2013

He would know you cant get diabetes from candy!!!!!!

If Bob smelled like pickles.....


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sciencestevencus

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new Posted: 08:47AM Sep 27, 2013

People would think he bathes in brine.

If Bob ate some half- mutant corn dog...


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 09:58AM Sep 27, 2013

He would become a mutant man.

If everyone called Bob Buzz Lightyear....


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sciencestevencus

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new Posted: 08:22AM Dec 14, 2013

He would've launched himself into space to become a space ranger.

If Bob had left the Game of Life, except it was real...


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kittygirl19cus

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new Posted: 08:38AM Dec 14, 2013

He would have been revived by a Sylph of Life.


If Bob died on a quest bed on the land of Wind and Shade............


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 06:59PM Dec 17, 2013

He would he would be dead.

If Bob met Rodolph......


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 01:49PM Feb 2, 2014

Bob would have married her.
(that is, rudolpha. rudolph is actully female!)

If Bob had used the winky smiley more often...


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 10:07PM Feb 3, 2014

Bob wouldn't have got weird responses when he used

If Bob had learned to spell...


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extremebluenesscus

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new Posted: 07:12AM Feb 4, 2014

He wouldn't have painted the street with the word "SHCOOL" (is a real spelling mistake - google hilarious spelling mistakes)

If bob had viewed this topic...


"Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will." -Romans 12:2
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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 09:10AM Feb 4, 2014

Bob would probably be confused about his life.

If Bob worked at Mcdonalds...


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 11:56PM Feb 23, 2014

He would like Shamrock Shakes.

If Bob was a real user here...


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 09:30AM Feb 26, 2014

He would probably be offended.

If Bob ate a whole cake...


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 04:27PM Mar 1, 2014

He'd want more!

If Bob's head looked like this...

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dangerouspie101tus

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new Posted: 01:54AM Mar 2, 2014

He'd be Marge Simpson.

If Bob was awake at 3 AM...


According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air.
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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 07:10PM Mar 2, 2014

Bob would think of his girlfriend Barbra and why she hasn't called him is a year.

If Bob was had watched Captain America.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 06:23PM Mar 7, 2014

He wouldn't have oceanophobia.

If Bob knew that oceanophobia is a word I just invented...


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