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pyro 
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 Posted: 03:52PM Jul 11, 2012 |
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(I don't think you know what a gorgon is.)
C)
You stand there wondering what could possibly scare a Gorgon. You have no armor or mirror. He decide to loot the Gorgon's house. You find...
A) the Holy Grail
B) the Golden Fleece (Jason and the Argonaugts)
C) and original manuscript by Robert Frost
(Gorgons are the creatures from Greek Mythology that have snakes for hair. If you look one in the eyes you turn to stone.)
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LogicalRoger
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Posted: 07:27PM Jul 12, 2012 |
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C)
Never letting a strange opportunity pass by without providing an advantage, you decide to break into the gorgon's house and grab something of value. The first thing you find happens to be an old, dust-ridden parchment signed by famous American poet Robert Frost. It's an original too, nothing like what you had to read in school. But, it's a bit ... well, let's just say you can see why it wasn't published.
A) The document is written in a seemingly undecipherable language
B) The document was written after Frost was a bit too tipsy
C) The document is a rejected jingle composed for Ford motors including notes for the ukulele
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FatHead
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Posted: 08:11PM Jul 12, 2012 |
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Impressive, Roger.
B) The document was written after Frost was a bit too tipsy
You can tell, too, since it has strange references to the seasons, his hobbies, and, uh, things I'd rather not describe.
But hey, maybe you can salvage it, somehow.
A) You will tell everyone it was written by his identically-named cousin.
B) You will pretend there's hidden messages in it.
C) You will make paper airplanes (plural, yes) out of it.
D) You will decide against trying to save it. This is obviously NOT what scared Medusa back there.
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snappytom
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Posted: 09:22PM Jul 12, 2012 |
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[My Uncle is from Planet Gorgon - hew is King of the Gorgons!]
B] You pretend there are hidden messages in it.
So you
a] go to the library to borrow a code dictionary
b] go to the framers to have it framed so you can take it to Sotherby's auction
c] work out the code and use it to find out...
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Ihmisen
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Posted: 09:24PM Jul 12, 2012 |
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C
A meteor is about to hit uranus. You decide to:
A-Read a magazine
B-Eat some bacon
C-Cook a hostage
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FatHead
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Posted: 10:34PM Jul 12, 2012 |
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D-(see more)
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Ihmisen
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Posted: 01:40AM Jul 13, 2012 |
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E-Double rainbow!
F-Do a barrel roll
G-Skip to H
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FatHead
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Posted: 10:43AM Jul 13, 2012 |
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H-(see more)
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LogicalRoger
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Posted: 11:08PM Jul 13, 2012 |
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[I think I see a pattern here...]
I - Ponder on the philosophical consequences of a deceased poet having more astronomical information than NASA
J - Think of something more likely to "decode" in the documents, probably just a get rich scheme to make some quick money
K - You take so long to respond that it seems the gorgon's back and notices the manuscript you took
[Maybe not the best choices, but still technically relevant and if it will get us out of meme central....]
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Ihmisen
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Posted: 11:42PM Jul 13, 2012 |
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FatHead
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Posted: 10:51AM Jul 14, 2012 |
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(Who's L. Seymour?)
J - Think of something more likely to "decode" in the documents, probably just a get rich scheme to make some quick money
I won't go into details, but you now have such a clear head that you manage to find a magic portal to the library. Goodbye gorgon! (What? I had to do *something*.)
Now what?
A) Put this scheme into action. Or try to.
B) Write a book about it.
C) Look for a magic portal back.
D) Construct an elaborate plan involving two tons of dynamite.
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snappytom
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Posted: 03:18AM Jul 17, 2012 |
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B] you write a book about it.
You start with the introduction
a] Once upon a time, and a very nice time it was too...
b] Upon a craggy rock...
c] Waking up to the smaell of toast and a scent of frying bacon....
d] The sudden, sharp knock at the door startled everyone.
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pyro
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Posted: 02:15PM Jul 17, 2012 |
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A) Once upon a time...
You suddenly realize that you have no proof, other than one manuscript by a drunken Frost. People will think that the book is fiction or that you are mad. You buy a video camera from an electronics store and head back to the island. On the way you meet
A) seven darwfs
B) a boy with a magic lamp
C) a boy rafting down the mississippi river with a slave
D) all of the above
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FatHead
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Posted: 04:29PM Jul 17, 2012 |
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D) all of the above
I just had to pick that one. I mean, who doesn't love Snow White, Aladdin, and Huck Finn?
A) Me, I don't love them.
B) Right! And who needs rhetorical questions!
C) Why is the narrator breaking the fourth wall like this? Let's just get on with the story.
D) What kinda choice is this! Let's rewrite this part of the story with something more sensible.
E) Your mom.
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pyro
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Posted: 04:01PM Jul 18, 2012 |
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C) why is the narrator breakig the fourth wall? Let's get on with the story.
You convince your new friends to help you back to the island where animals can talk. Once there you meet a talking
A) cow
B) sheep
C) tiger
D) wolf
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FatHead
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Posted: 05:04PM Jul 18, 2012 |
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C) tiger
"What's your name?" you ask.
A) "Shere Khan. Rudyard Kipling wrote a book about me."
B) "Puddy Tat, instead of something else, for obvious reasons."
C) "Exactly what you think it is."
D) "I...I don't have one. Will you name me? (snif)"
E) It doesn't answer. Maybe it's asleep?
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Mitty44
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Posted: 12:15AM Jul 23, 2012 |
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A)
then walking 100 miles you have stumbled upon a mangled carcass with kangaroo bite marks on the legs. Who is it?
A) Mitty (I HAVE RETURNED!)
B)) Whitney Houston
C) Randy Savage
D) Billy West
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FatHead
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Posted: 09:25AM Jul 23, 2012 |
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A) Mitty (I HAVE RETURNED!)
"Where have you been?"
A) He tells you in words.
B) He tells you in pictures.
C) He tells you in gestures.
D) He doesn't tell you. Perhaps the next storyteller isn't that clever?
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Mitty44
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Posted: 08:59PM Jul 26, 2012 |
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A)
He says he was being held hostage by ______ for 2 1/2 years.
A) Ninjas
B) Clowns
C) Babies
D) Zombie Gabriel Iglesias
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pyro
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Posted: 04:15PM Aug 1, 2012 |
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B) clowns
"Well, that's interesting." You say, "But what does that have to do with talking animals?"
free choice
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