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ForrestGumpster 
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 Posted: 04:03PM Jan 30, 2013 |
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Many people think that money is the root of all evil.
However, money comes from mints...
So MINTS are the root of all evil.
but mints come from candy shops...
so CANDY SHOPS are the root of all evil.
Let's keep going and see if we can find the root of all evil! (Quoted from last forum of What is the root of all evil.)
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tables help orginize data. thus data is the root of all evil (posted by Pyro)
I will keep going... Data is what causes you to surf the web on smartphones, thus smartphones are the root of all evil.
-Gumpy
"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."" -Forrest Gump |
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Melody_Pond
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Posted: 04:55PM Jan 30, 2013 |
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The iPhone is a smartphone so.........
The iPhone is TROAE 
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ForrestGumpster
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Posted: 04:57PM Jan 30, 2013 |
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The iPhone was made by Apple.
That means that Apple, the company, is the root of all evil.
-Gumpy
"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."" -Forrest Gump |
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CrazyPineapple5
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Posted: 04:58PM Jan 30, 2013 |
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Apples are grown on trees so.....
Trees are TROAE
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kitty-cat
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Posted: 05:13PM Jan 30, 2013 |
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Trees have bark, therefore bark is TROAE.
"How strange...this feeling that my life's begun at last." -Les Misérables |
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koin_era345
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Posted: 07:23PM Jan 30, 2013 |
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The obvious: dogs bark, therefore dogs are the root of all evil.
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JQPublic
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Posted: 06:34AM Jan 31, 2013 |
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Dogs are man's best friend.
Therefore, man is the root of all evil.
'An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.' - Charles Dickens |
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Oldcustard
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Posted: 08:21PM Jan 31, 2013 |
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Men need water to live, so water is the root of all evil.
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CrazyPineapple5
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Posted: 04:34PM Feb 1, 2013 |
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Water is in the ocean, thefore oceans are TROAE
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kitty-cat
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Posted: 02:25PM Feb 4, 2013 |
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Oceans are like seas, so therefore C's are the root of all evil.
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Oldcustard
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Posted: 10:40PM Feb 4, 2013 |
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The letter C is part of the alphabet, so the alphabet is the root of all evil.
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kitty-cat
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Posted: 09:07AM Feb 6, 2013 |
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The alphabet involves language, so therefore language is the root of all evil.
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ForrestGumpster
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Posted: 03:44PM Feb 6, 2013 |
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Languages are spoken by people from different cultures. Therefore, cultures are the root of all evil.
-Gumpy
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