Wish Corruptor #16
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koin_era345 
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 Posted: 04:40PM Feb 16, 2013 |
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Made it to 500. 
In this game, like the past 14 of the same name, you must "grant" the previous wish like a wish genie, but add some twist to it to make things worse than before.
Example:
I wish I could watch more TV.
Next poster might say:
Wish granted, but you lose your mind and social life.
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From the last game,
I wish I was right about everything.
Let's have fun corrupting wishes! Aaand.. Go!
"You lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." - Ferris Bueller |
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Thekid4
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Posted: 09:16PM Feb 16, 2013 |
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Granted, but nobody believes you.
(This is from the last game. If you're new and/or the old one was deleted due to inactivity, this one won't make any sense.)
Okay, so I slipped up and said the wrong artist. It doesn't matter. Van Gough didn't either.
(Okay, the rest will make sense now.)
I wish I was insane.
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FatHead
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Posted: 09:45AM Apr 10, 2013 |
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Wish granted, but now you're famous because of it and can't get a moment's peace.
I wish more people visited Wocka.com.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 02:43PM Apr 10, 2013 |
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Granted, but they are all trolls who spam the comments.
I wish that my wardrobe led to Narnia.
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windsor_babe
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Posted: 01:56PM Apr 11, 2013 |
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Granted but pine needles in your dress shirts are itchy.
I wish to end world hunger.
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Innovative 
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Posted: 05:17PM Apr 11, 2013 |
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Granted.
You die of famine.
I wish for happiness and safety for myself and the rest of the world.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 06:20PM Apr 11, 2013 |
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Wait. That corruption makes no sense. You cannot die of hunger by ending hunger.
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Innovative
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Posted: 06:42PM Apr 11, 2013 |
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You end WORLD hunger.
People can still be hungry and be in the world if WORLD hunger is resolved.
People die even if there aren't wars.
People go bankrupt with a successful company.
People can be smart with brain diseases.
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windsor_babe
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Posted: 09:56AM Apr 12, 2013 |
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not buying it.
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Innovative
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Posted: 12:32PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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I wish for happiness and safety for myself and the rest of the world.
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kitty-cat
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Posted: 01:13PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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Granted. The world is perfect. Problem is, what do you do now? What job can you do? You don't need to build anything, because everyone is safe and happy in a house. You don't need to be in entertainment, because everyone's happy already. You don't need to make food, because everybody is happy anyway and so can just live off one kind of food, which is supplied with magic because everyone is safe and happy which includes food. Perfect worlds are no fun.
I wish I wasn't so tired. Just so I could get a good grade on this presentation.
"How strange...this feeling that my life's begun at last." -Les Misérables |
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Thekid4
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Posted: 03:57PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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Granted. You become so awake that you run around like crazy until you tire yourself out. Then you sleep until three minutes before the presentation is due, so you rush it. You get an A, but the other students don't think you deserve it, so they throw the teacher out the window. This inspires people everywhere, and the Defenestration of Prague happens, but this time it is everywhere. Nobody likes this, as the world has fallen into anarchy, so they decide to revolt against the person who started it. To stop them from realizing that it was you, you throw them off with a forged note that says:
Dear Elaine,
I have finally figured out what to do about my problem with Katelyn. As you know, the windows where I live are huge. I shall invite her over for dinner, and thrust her out one while she is distracted. I never thought I would have to resort to murder, but I simply cannot stand being with her while it is you who I truly love.
Warm regards,
Stewart Mistricapper
You are sure that you have thrown them off, but as it turns out, there really is a Stewart Mistricapper who is dating a Katelyn and knows an Elaine. They throw the innocent man out the window, and you go insane with the knowledge that you basically just killed somebody. You go on a mass killing spree, and finally you are captured and thrown out the window. How's that for a corruption?
I wish I was taller.
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Innovative
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Posted: 04:18PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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Granted. Everything else grows as well, meaning your growth is insignificant.
I wish I could win the lottery.
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FatHead
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Posted: 06:12PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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Wish granted. You can. You don't, but you can.
I wish for a really big one.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 07:05PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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As you have not specified what you want big, (and for other reasons,) I am granting it so that your will to jump off a cliff is big. You jump off a cliff.
I wish I could walk upside-down.
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Innovative
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Posted: 07:53PM Apr 12, 2013 |
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Wish granted.
Your hands are now feet.
I wish I was married happily.
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kitty-cat
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Posted: 11:31AM Apr 13, 2013 |
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Thekid4 wrote: Granted. You become so awake that you run around like crazy until you tire yourself out. Then you sleep until three minutes before the presentation is due, so you rush it. You get an A, but the other students don't think you deserve it, so they throw the teacher out the window. This inspires people everywhere, and the Defenestration of Prague happens, but this time it is everywhere. Nobody likes this, as the world has fallen into anarchy, so they decide to revolt against the person who started it. To stop them from realizing that it was you, you throw them off with a forged note that says:
Dear Elaine,
I have finally figured out what to do about my problem with Katelyn. As you know, the windows where I live are huge. I shall invite her over for dinner, and thrust her out one while she is distracted. I never thought I would have to resort to murder, but I simply cannot stand being with her while it is you who I truly love.
Warm regards,
Stewart Mistricapper
You are sure that you have thrown them off, but as it turns out, there really is a Stewart Mistricapper who is dating a Katelyn and knows an Elaine. They throw the innocent man out the window, and you go insane with the knowledge that you basically just killed somebody. You go on a mass killing spree, and finally you are captured and thrown out the window. How's that for a corruption?
I wish I was taller.
It's beautiful, but...
I would have slept for 2 minutes. My presentation was in 5 minutes.
There are 2 teachers in the classroom.
And it's a class grade, so if I got an A, so did everyone else.
It's a ground floor window, and not big enough to throw someone out of.
It's not really something that can be rushed.
Anyway, you're married happily until your true love dies, approximately 3 seconds after you get married. You fall into depression and jump off a cliff.
I wish...I don't know what I want to wish for. I wish someone else would make up a wish for me.
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koin_era345
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Posted: 01:29PM Apr 13, 2013 |
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Granted, but they wish for something stupid.
I wish a chocolate bar to magically appear in my hand.
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Thekid4
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Posted: 04:04PM Apr 13, 2013 |
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kitty-cat wrote: It's beautiful, but...
I would have slept for 2 minutes. My presentation was in 5 minutes. I have no idea what you mean by this, so I'll ignore it.
There are 2 teachers in the classroom. So? What does that matter? They throw the other out too.
And it's a class grade, so if I got an A, so did everyone else. So then maybe the other teacher throws out the first, and then the students throw out the second.
It's a ground floor window, and not big enough to throw someone out of. A surprise flood hits your school, and you are temporarily relocated on the 10th floor of a building with much bigger windows.
It's not really something that can be rushed. You completely wing it.
So, a chocolate bar appears, but it is so heavy that it breaks your hand.
I wish I had a dollar.
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asteroidbelt
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Posted: 04:14PM Apr 13, 2013 |
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Wish granted, but it gets stuck in the paper shredder.
I wish I could post unlimited smileys.
To have a completely random signature that makes absolutely no sense or not to have a completely random signature that makes absolutely no sense, that is the question. Hmmm........ |
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