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koin_era345tus

Posts: 294

new Posted: 08:36PM Apr 24, 2013

Granted, but he inevitably returns for another season (just wait, I'm calling it now).

I wish thekid would give up and just start watching Survivor.


Happy ever after in the marketplace, Desmond lets the children lend a hand. Molly stays at home and does her pretty face, and in the evening she's the singer with the band!
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kitty-cattus

Posts: 225

new Posted: 06:59AM Apr 25, 2013

Granted, but he watches them in reverse order and messes up everything.

I wish my charger wasn't broken.


"I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but til I try I'll never know." -Wicked
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asteroidbelt

Posts: 195

new Posted: 04:19PM Apr 25, 2013

Granted, but you use it for evil and blow up the world, including you.

I wish I could have more time.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 06:17AM Apr 26, 2013

Granted. Time freezes except for you, causing you to die because all of the oxygen is frozen and you can't get any into your lungs.


I wish.


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FatHeadA

Posts: 1841

new Posted: 09:41AM Apr 26, 2013

Granted but.

I wish for a new car.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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asteroidbelt

Posts: 195

new Posted: 03:55PM Apr 26, 2013

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I had a phone.
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gymboy09tus

Posts: 617

new Posted: 04:00PM Apr 26, 2013

Granted, but it also gets stolen.

I wish dogs could talk.


-Dying is bad for your health-
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 06:31PM Apr 26, 2013

Granted, but all dogs get stolen (by aliens).


I wish nothing could be stolen.


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FatHeadA

Posts: 1841

new Posted: 10:27AM Apr 27, 2013

That's because nothing exists.

I wish for a philosophy textbook.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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asteroidbelt

Posts: 195

new Posted: 11:49AM Apr 28, 2013

Granted, but it bores you to death.

I wish you could use smileys more often.

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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 02:27PM Apr 30, 2013

Granted, but we develop a "smiley language" that you don't understand.


I wish that there actually was a smiley language, because that would be awesome.


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gymboy09tus

Posts: 617

new Posted: 07:31PM Apr 30, 2013

, but.....


I wish I didn't have to do math homework:/


-Dying is bad for your health-
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FatHeadA

Posts: 1841

new Posted: 08:47AM May 1, 2013

You don't, and now people turn to their calculators for help instead of you.

I wish people would play the other forum games more.


Shogi fan? Chess fan? Fan of the game Go? Like Japan? You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
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Faith511*lk

Posts: 277

new Posted: 07:22PM May 1, 2013

Granted, but the rest of braingle disappears.

I wish i were better at softball.


The meaning of life, is living
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asteroidbelt

Posts: 195

new Posted: 05:15PM May 2, 2013

Granted, but now people don't like you because you brag so much and get murdered.

I wish I could be invisible.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 08:08PM May 2, 2013

Granted, but because you are invisible, you are also blind. You are able to see only because light reacts to your eyes, and so if your eyes are invisible, you cannot see.

I wish the corruption for this wish would be funny.


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asteroidbelt

Posts: 195

new Posted: 12:34PM May 5, 2013

Granted, but you fall out of your chair and get kidnapped by squirrels (don't ask) and make you their ruler and you order pizza but they just throw brussel sprouts at you and you jump out of the tree and land on a cow and go on a plane and hijack it and parachute
and go splat on a shark and run until you crash into a house and I look out a window and see a guy with a phone that says Welcome, Thekid4! then I just shrug and go to McDonald's and get a milkshake.

I wish the person that corrupts this wish changes their avatar.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 08:40PM May 5, 2013

Granted, but he changes it back to his old one.

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asteroidbelt

Posts: 195

new Posted: 02:40PM May 6, 2013

But he changes it to the new one again.
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Thekid4t

Posts: 370

new Posted: 03:14PM May 6, 2013

Fine.

I wish you people would stop asking me to make wishes.


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