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Dumb Ways to Die

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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
Posts: 694


new Posted: 10:39AM Aug 23, 2013

Okay, this post will be full of dumb ways to die and how to save the person above you before he or she dies that way. Your post should look like this after me. This is my post:

Drowning in a lake

The next person will start something like this, a way to save the person above before he/she does a dumb thing to die and another dumb way to die.

Draining the lake so you won't drown (weird)

Poke a stick at a Grizzly Bear
Okay, let's get real:

Pet a tiger like a cat.


Like I always say, can't find a door, make your own!
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 04:53PM Aug 23, 2013

Pet the tiger like a tiger, so that it is no longer offended.

Choke on an eraser.


The first is the only to ever have been the only.
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extremebluenesscus

Posts: 291

new Posted: 08:00PM Aug 23, 2013

Chew up the eraser before you swallow it (duh)

Skydiving, but realizing you have a backpack instead of a parachute.


"Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will." -Romans 12:2
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 08:05PM Aug 23, 2013

Then realizing that the backpack has a parachute stored in it. (put it on [pull cord]).

Fell off stage onto pile of bear traps while giving a presentation on accident prevention.


The first is the only to ever have been the only.
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sonic102cin

Posts: 187

new Posted: 03:09PM Aug 24, 2013

Remember you had a speech on accident curing, and do what that tells you.

Slipping on a banana peel (that happened!)


Play my game "Alliances"! PM me!
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 03:24PM Aug 24, 2013

Remembering that life is not a cliché cartoon gag!

Exhausting yourself to death by doing jumping jacks indefinitely.


The first is the only to ever have been the only.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1876


new Posted: 06:10PM Aug 25, 2013

Stop doing jumping jacks. (Duh!)

Getting eaten by a dog.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 06:19PM Aug 25, 2013

Eat the dog, because it's just a hot dog.

Lose on the new hit game show, "Don't Lose, 'Cause If You Do, We're Going to Kill You!"


The first is the only to ever have been the only.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1876


new Posted: 08:27PM Aug 25, 2013

Learn that the show is actually fake.

Leave the Game of Life, except it's real.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
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new Posted: 08:56PM Aug 25, 2013

You come back because you were just getting a soda (from Heaven).

Flying a lawn-chair with military weather balloons into a jet turbine.


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hermygranger123tca

Posts: 219

new Posted: 08:58PM Aug 25, 2013

Stop flying

Say that a monkey dropped the chandelier instead of a hand crank on Whodunnit, thus making your case the worst


Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open. ~Albus Dumbledore
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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
Posts: 694


new Posted: 05:48AM Aug 26, 2013

Oddly enough, a monkey actually DID drop the chandelier with the crank!

Disturb a pack of hungry wolves.


Like I always say, can't find a door, make your own!
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 01:33PM Aug 26, 2013

Convince them (in some kind of wolf language?) that wolf meat tastes better than human meat, so they fight and eat each other.

The first is the only to ever have been the only.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1876


new Posted: 10:11PM Sep 3, 2013

Don't do anything, since you aren't dying.

Babysit an ogre that eats its babysitters.


"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 04:24AM Sep 4, 2013

(My bad! Good reply though, lol)

Run. Fast. And far.

Go into a tornado to dry your hands after washing them.


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charlottes-oddAen

Alone bad... Braingle GOOD!
Posts: 395


new Posted: 04:32AM Sep 4, 2013

Tell Mr Tornado to calm down and stop destroying everything because there is absolutely no need for all death and destruction. If that fails give him a lollipop that should do it!

A huge real life pacman is running after you and he will eat you if you don't get away.


Heartbreak is where creativity is born
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 02:18PM Sep 4, 2013

Simply let him kill you. Then you can be a ghost. And then YOU can chase HIM. Until he finds a big dot...

Drink a can of paint because you thought it was soup.


The first is the only to ever have been the only.
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sciencestevencus

Zelda 4 evar.
Posts: 1876


new Posted: 04:51PM Sep 4, 2013

See that the paint is colored and don't eat it.

"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval instead of as a merely descriptive term cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis
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eighsseAus

King Eighsse
Posts: 6874


new Posted: 05:45PM Sep 4, 2013

Don't do anything, since you aren't dying.

While peeling a carrot, fail to recognize that that carrot has been completely shredded, continue inadvertently peeling your hand and arm off, and subsequently bleed to death.


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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
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new Posted: 12:54PM Oct 14, 2013

Eat the carrot first.

Do something because you're dying.


Like I always say, can't find a door, make your own!
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