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Dumb Ways to Die

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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 02:05PM Oct 14, 2013

Do something, preventing your death somehow.

Skydive when the plane has only made it 200 feet off the ground, with not enough time to deploy parachute effectively.


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extremebluenesscus

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new Posted: 09:42PM Oct 14, 2013

Realize that you're over the ocean.

Go into the vacuum of space without protection.


"Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will." -Romans 12:2
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 03:56AM Oct 15, 2013

It's really NASA's giant vacuum cleaner that they take to space to suck up all the aliens (it is large enough to be entered for maintenance of course).

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dfamina

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new Posted: 09:02AM Oct 15, 2013

Time travel to a point before eighsse explains how you're supposed to die.

Climb to the top of the high dive, while a captive audience closely watches to see what you will do. You then stand on the edge, basking in the moment, building up the suspense until it becomes too much even for you. Then you jump off, performing a series of aerial stunts which impresses even the most experienced of divers and causing the audience to emit a collective gasp... as you realize that there is no water in the pool...
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 01:12PM Oct 15, 2013

(Wow this game is actually really hard xD I've already failed multiple times to accomplish the simple task of presenting a dumb way to die.)

There is no water in the pool...because it is filled with olive oil. You might still die. I have no idea how the fluid dynamics would work there. Maybe it should be alcohol. But you'd have to keep your eyes shut and rinse off quickly.

Accidentally set your alarm clock for 7:30 AM Oct 16, 2014 instead of 2013, starving to death in your sleep after a few weeks.


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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
Posts: 694


new Posted: 06:13PM Oct 15, 2013

Eat a carrot before that.


Kiss a poison dart froakie.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
Posts: 6312


new Posted: 07:00PM Oct 15, 2013

Have Machinedramon eliminate the Froakie before ever kissing it.

Your thumb gets stuck in a bowling ball while you attempt to deliver it down the lane; your arm and the ball, as one, follow through all the way up and the ball hits you in the head with lethal force.


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kitty-cattus

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new Posted: 11:26AM Oct 18, 2013

You do what any normal person does - play laser tag instead of bowling, which is about half a level above golf.

You mistake your math textbook for an ice cream cone and eat it.


"I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but til I try I'll never know." -Wicked
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 12:52PM Oct 18, 2013

Simply make sure to chew it thoroughly and in small pieces, and only a limited amount per day, and it's perfectly fine.

Camouflage yourself as a tree in the woods for no reason, and get cut up by foresters.


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kittygirl19cus

Alchemist of Steel
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new Posted: 09:05AM Oct 19, 2013

put decorations on yourself like a christmas tree
do too many time shenanigans and disappear


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 01:26PM Oct 19, 2013

Do nothing, because you've only "disappeared." You're fine, somewhere, just not seen.

Take a nap over the threshold of an open elevator door.


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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 08:58PM Oct 22, 2013

Use the invisible seatbelt on the bottom on all the elevators to keep yourself belted down to the threshold.

Get shrinked down and flushed down the toilet.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
Posts: 6312


new Posted: 07:31AM Oct 23, 2013

(I don't think you understood what I meant. Half of you is outside the elevator, and half of you is inside the elevator. The elevator and one half of you will eventually be on a different floor than the rest of you. Assuming that the safety mechanisms are not functioning correctly...)

Stay away from the bathroom.

Play basketball with a grizzly bear, and win, making him angry.


---This message was edited on 07:32AM Oct 23, 2013---

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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 09:24AM Oct 23, 2013

(Oh sorry I was a little confused)
Instead of win lose on purpose

Do a backflip into the Grand Canyon.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 09:35AM Oct 23, 2013

Be immortal.

Literally swallow the sword during a sword-swallowing performance.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
Posts: 1591


new Posted: 09:37AM Oct 23, 2013

Chew the sword before swallowing it.

Jump off of Olympus Mons.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
Posts: 6312


new Posted: 09:43AM Oct 23, 2013

Just have fun rolling all the way down.

Take too many multivitamins.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 09:53AM Oct 23, 2013

Realize the gravity is very low on Olympus Mons, because it's on Mars!

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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 10:09AM Oct 23, 2013

Realize that I already posted a reply. xP

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SaraGracetus

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new Posted: 05:38PM Oct 23, 2013

Drown in a pool of acid

"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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