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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
Posts: 6304


new Posted: 07:24PM Jan 4, 2014

Well, this is check, and there's only one legal move.

Be immortal.

Crush your skull, attempting to fit your head into a 6-inch novelty football helmet.


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SaraGracetus

Posts: 481

new Posted: 10:05PM Jan 4, 2014

Use a shrink ray to shrink your head down to 5 inches around.

Kiss a poisonous snake.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 10:49PM Jan 4, 2014

Don't listen to Homer Simpson. (sarcastically: "And THEN, I will HUG and KISS some POISONOUS SNAKES!!")

Mistake your face for a potato and mash it.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
Posts: 1591


new Posted: 09:31AM Jan 5, 2014

Live the rest of your life without a face. It's your head that you need.

See the light!


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themasterbraincus

Posts: 29

new Posted: 12:36PM Jan 5, 2014

Do nothing because your life isn't in danger.(unless the light wants to kill you in which case turn off the light switch)

Get your toast out with a fork and get burned to death.


"I have an invisible bazooka. Don't annoy me."- Me
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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
Posts: 1591


new Posted: 09:12PM Jan 5, 2014

What?

Inserts yourself into Magical Death Machine 9.


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kitty-cattus

Posts: 225

new Posted: 12:28PM Jan 6, 2014

Gets yourself out of Magical Life Machine 10.

Play a video game until you die of hunger, or thirst, or lack of sleep, or whatever would kill you first.


"I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but til I try I'll never know." -Wicked
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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 12:29PM Jan 6, 2014

Go inside the Video Game, and find resources.

Jump into a chasm that has death written all over it.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 01:29PM Jan 6, 2014

Realize the chasm is only 5 feet, and graffiti artists have only vandalized it with the word "DEATH" repeatedly.

Go outside where I live, where it's been -30ºF wind chill all day.


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sciencestevencus

This is Greninja.
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new Posted: 09:13AM Jan 8, 2014

Go back inside, and put on a heavy-duty coat, the go back inside and put on a bigger coat, then go back outside, then go back inside to put on a bigger coat...

Jump in a super-size lamp.

(This game is hard!)


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SaraGracetus

Posts: 481

new Posted: 10:12AM Jan 8, 2014

The lamp ia full of water.

Teach a hungry bear to dance wearing a pork chop suit.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 02:50PM Jan 8, 2014

It only LOOKS like a pork chop, but has no appetizing aroma.

Die in a tragic pumpkin pie accident.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 01:01PM Jan 20, 2014

Eat the pie.

Get in the way of a herd of stampeding elephants.


When things matter, you can be sure there is dark matter or Dark Jedi around.
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 03:03PM Jan 20, 2014

Run with them.

Play with scorpions.


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SaraGracetus

Posts: 481

new Posted: 08:09PM Jan 20, 2014

Swash them if they try to sting.

Die of chalk poisoning.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 08:14PM Jan 20, 2014

Eat less chalk.

Die of chalk deficiency.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:01PM Jan 20, 2014

Eat undeficient chalk.

Eat toxic bananas.


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 09:03PM Jan 20, 2014

Be superhuman and immune to toxins.

Eat toxic bananas without being immune to toxins.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:35PM Jan 20, 2014

Take an immunity pill.

Get a magic computer and have all the Braingle posts fall out and crush you.


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SaraGracetus

Posts: 481

new Posted: 09:53PM Jan 20, 2014

Hide under your brother duh.

Go to a Just Bieber concert dressed as 1Direction and boo.


"I am on a roller coaster that only goes up my friends." -Augustus Water (TFIOS)
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