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Technical Jargon

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eighsseAus

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new Posted: 01:33PM Mar 4, 2014

In this "isolated post lineation" (thread), we will make up humorous technical terms for everyday things. For instance:

If someone is stealing your thunder, take them to court for electrosonic theft.


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SilverWitch*us

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new Posted: 06:56PM Mar 5, 2014

Maybe we should give a prompt? To the next poster. Because I can't think of one randomly to save my life lol.

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new Posted: 07:26PM Mar 5, 2014

Okay. Make one for salad.

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SilverWitch*us

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new Posted: 10:43PM Mar 5, 2014

Assembly of raw food materials.

Corn dogs? Lol.


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new Posted: 04:34AM Mar 6, 2014

Random animal parts suspended in fried cornbread.

Axe.


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extremebluenesscus

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new Posted: 08:05AM Mar 6, 2014

Tapered cutting-blade on a lever.

post-it note


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SilverWitch*us

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new Posted: 10:31AM Mar 6, 2014

Superglue failed experiment.

Break a leg.


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dfamina

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new Posted: 12:50PM Mar 6, 2014

Depending on the context, either fracture a lower-body appendage or play one's given part in a show convincingly. (This sounds more like rudimentary Webster'ing than Technical jargon)

Technical jargon.
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SilverWitch*us

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new Posted: 12:59PM Mar 6, 2014

Terminology of a profession.

Pencil.


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new Posted: 01:48PM Mar 6, 2014

dfamina wrote:
Depending on the context, either fracture a lower-body appendage or play one's given part in a show convincingly. (This sounds more like rudimentary Webster'ing than Technical jargon)


I think "rudimentary Webster'ing" was actually even better than the answer itself.

Pencil = Arbographite modifiable text printer.

Cheese.


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new Posted: 02:09PM Mar 6, 2014

Milk coagulation.

Lollipop.


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new Posted: 02:30PM Mar 6, 2014

Handheld solid confection.

Notebook.


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SilverWitch*us

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new Posted: 02:32PM Mar 6, 2014

Pressed pulp bounding.

Pillow.


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eighsseAus

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new Posted: 02:44PM Mar 6, 2014

Somnial cephalocushion.

Shower head.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:34PM Mar 11, 2014

Water through holes from a head.

Unicorns.


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extremebluenesscus

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new Posted: 09:37PM Mar 11, 2014

Classified. Government clearance A needed to continue.

ethernet cord


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:47PM Mar 11, 2014

blue skinny thing that gives wifi

DP.


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extremebluenesscus

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new Posted: 07:59AM Mar 12, 2014

statistically unsound dessert

And "thing" is hardly technical jargon. technical jargon is supposed to be dis-understandable, and full of technical lingo. "Wifi is hardly technical. Technical jargon is specific.

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eighsseAus

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new Posted: 08:43AM Mar 12, 2014

Textual, socially communicative submission.

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dfamina

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new Posted: 09:14AM Mar 12, 2014

Lack of technically definable object or concept.

Hopscotch.


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