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MDCTeaserscus

Posts: 1829

new Posted: 12:07PM Jun 13, 2014

Secret crème brûlée
Is made with mint and- Wait, wait!
Secrets! I can't tell!


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eighsseAus

Not Edward (Eddie)
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new Posted: 02:28PM Jun 13, 2014

Secrets! I can't tell
Whether you are serious
About those carrots.


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LogicalRogerAus

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new Posted: 08:22PM Jun 13, 2014

About those carrots
Lies dirt, pebbles, worms, fossils,
Helping grow our crops.
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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:23PM Jun 13, 2014

Helping grow our crops
Carrots: they are so, so not
They just take up space.


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eighsseAus

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new Posted: 04:17AM Jun 14, 2014

They just take up space.
Let's get rid of all these cats.
They will like the moon.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:46AM Jun 14, 2014

They will like the moon:
Astronauts in a spacesuit
But- it will be tight.


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eighsseAus

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new Posted: 04:46PM Jun 14, 2014

But it will be tight:
The bandage upon my thumb.
I smashed it at work.

I smashed it at work,
Thumbnail split away from flesh,
And it bled as well.

(true story)


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 05:15PM Jun 14, 2014

And it bled as well
The tree as the axe chopped it
Its scream: terrible


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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 09:02PM Jun 14, 2014

Its scream: terrible.
Its reaction: quite insane.
It's astonishing.

(Note the apostrophe.)


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 12:00PM Jun 15, 2014

It's astonishing
Notice the apostrophe
Licking the #'s (pound's) face.

(Note: anything in parentheses doesn't count in the haiku for this post.)


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FatHeadA

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new Posted: 09:57AM Jun 16, 2014

Licking the pound's face,
Is a dog with his own face.
A terrier-ist.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 11:56AM Jun 16, 2014

A terrier-ist
Is a play on words of some
Person who drops bombs.


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LogicalRogerAus

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new Posted: 07:58PM Jun 16, 2014

Person who drops bombs:
Can you see the red from there,
High above the clouds?
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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:05PM Jun 16, 2014

High above the clouds
The ones that are crimson, and
Endlessly falling.

(Back to the beginning! )


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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 10:41PM Jun 16, 2014

Endlessly falling,
The terror ceases never.
But then, I wake up.


ARRRRR! Watch yerselves on the high seas, or me Jolly Roger be the last thing ye see before ye meets Davy Jones!
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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 10:52PM Jun 16, 2014

But then, I wake up
From a dream: stepping out of
This airplane mid-flight.


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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 11:03PM Jun 16, 2014

(Not a haiku. Middle line has one too many syllables)

This airplane mid-flight
Made a strange, loud creaking sound!
Just some turbulence.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 11:08PM Jun 16, 2014

Just some turbulence;
is it? Too much septic tank
caused it to explode.


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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 09:28AM Jun 17, 2014

Caused it to explode?
Heating it with microwaves?
A likely story.


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MDCTeaserscus

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new Posted: 09:33AM Jun 17, 2014

"A likely story."
Failure of the repair man
Who now has no job.


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