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guylad
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 Posted: 10:10PM Apr 2, 2007 |
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I think its amazing how a fish can lay thousands of eggs all in a roe.
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snowmonster  
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Posted: 10:14PM Apr 2, 2007 |
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Did you hear that NASA is planning to send a group of Holsteins into Orbit? Apparently they're calling it the herd shot round the world. 
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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guylad
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Posted: 10:32PM Apr 2, 2007 |
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bhssoccer23
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Posted: 02:46PM Apr 3, 2007 |
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^^^same here! 
(R.I.P.Sherrod Cooks AKA Ducky: April 30th, 2007) You will always be loved and missed. |
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guylad
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Posted: 05:06PM Apr 3, 2007 |
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Its not that I don't like animals or that I'm fussy.I just haven't found the gorilla my dreams yet.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 01:25PM Apr 4, 2007 |
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Why are fish so skinny? Because they eat fish . . ..
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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reddragon
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Posted: 01:37PM Apr 4, 2007 |
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I know one other reason fish are so fin. They swim all day long.
Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine? |
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snowmonster
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Posted: 01:41PM Apr 4, 2007 |
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Good one Red!
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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snowmonster
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Posted: 03:04PM Apr 4, 2007 |
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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phrebh
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Posted: 03:14PM Apr 4, 2007 |
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If a cow is sad, is it moorose?
Never send a linguist to do a physicist's work. |
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guylad
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Posted: 03:51PM Apr 4, 2007 |
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do cows eat for a reason or just cuds?
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guylad
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Posted: 07:49PM Apr 5, 2007 |
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Well time for a new topic. lets go wide open again.
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reddragon
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Posted: 08:07PM Apr 5, 2007 |
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Something cold, chocolaty, and sweet is what I scream for.
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guylad
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Posted: 09:38AM Apr 6, 2007 |
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Gatting the turkey ready for tommorows dinner and the cops show up at the house.They loked at the bird and detemined that its death was fowl play.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 03:04PM Apr 6, 2007 |
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If a turkey stops smoking, can he stop cold turkey? 
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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guylad
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Posted: 07:03PM Apr 6, 2007 |
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We were playing hide and seek on the Serengeti with some animals.it was all good till the rhino sor us
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snowmonster
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Posted: 09:18PM Apr 6, 2007 |
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I got that last one wrong - - Let me try again -
If someone is addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?
Is this any better? I tried to remember it the first time from memory.
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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reddragon
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Posted: 10:53PM Apr 6, 2007 |
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If only I could stop gobbling gobblers.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 08:31AM Apr 7, 2007 |
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When someone offers you a penny for your thoughts, and you put in your two cents' worth, what happens to the other penny?
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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reddragon
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Posted: 02:46PM Apr 7, 2007 |
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If you ever catch a bag of money while fishing in the river, you should get the money to the bank right away.
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