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Radioguy 
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 Posted: 05:07PM Nov 16, 2007 |
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Does the term "cruel and unusual pun-ishment" mean anything to you?
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 04:46AM Nov 17, 2007 |
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The pharmacists have decided you should dispense with the puns, Hobo. 
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dutchymonster
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Posted: 05:44AM Nov 17, 2007 |
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The Cheif of a native tribe was discussing attacking a nearby tribe with his military general, when the General asked what he was doing about defense. The Chief replied "ahh de fence, da man with da nails am coming to fix it!"
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dutchymonster
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Posted: 05:49AM Nov 17, 2007 |
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Posh utd. played a game of football (proper English football, not wannabe rugby)
After the match the 2 captains sat down for a post match chat, when one said to the other
"one won, two one, didn't one"
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zonahobo
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Posted: 10:30PM Dec 6, 2007 |
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Do you know the formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
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MAvanzi
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Posted: 01:19PM Dec 7, 2007 |
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What was the score between Pun Utd and Pun City?
Pun - Pun
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linusvanpelt
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Posted: 12:10PM Dec 10, 2007 |
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Not to say houses in malibu are faulty but i've heard if your not careful you could get burned
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 05:43PM Mar 2, 2008 |
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Thought I'd revive this thread, in memory of our great friend Guylad, who started it. We miss you buddy.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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MAvanzi
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Posted: 05:47PM Mar 2, 2008 |
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna make it right, you've got to reach out and try, gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna get it right, gotta put it all on the line. |
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here2stay
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Posted: 11:35AM Jul 10, 2008 |
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Well you should get the lead out and sharpen it.
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snowmonster 
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Posted: 11:42AM Jul 10, 2008 |
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Hmmm . . . I believe the lead has been out for years. . . . .
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PineappleMama
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Posted: 08:42PM Jan 15, 2009 |
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Read a good one, recalled this topic... and was sad I had to search to find it!!!
Where did all the punsters go? In any case....
No matter how far you push the envelope....
It remains stationary. 
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zonahobo
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Posted: 07:18PM Jan 17, 2009 |
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Woww.. that is a good one! Thanks Piney!
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mastergenius
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Posted: 09:33PM Jan 17, 2009 |
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I have a female mail carrier. I usually just letter do her job.
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jpaw
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Posted: 09:53PM Jan 17, 2009 |
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If you didn't she might go postal.
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zonahobo
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Posted: 01:35AM Jan 20, 2009 |
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I had a fear of sealing envelopes that I just couldn't lick.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 08:17AM Jan 21, 2009 |
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My letter carrier has my seal of approval.
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 11:12AM Jan 21, 2009 |
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Our mail man is really a female woman.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 11:14AM Jan 21, 2009 |
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I guess there's no surprise packages with her then! 
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 11:24AM Jan 21, 2009 |
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snowmonster wrote: I guess there's no surprise packages with her then!
She's called Rosemary, but isn't so good. She's always late delivering packages. We were waiting a few weeks for a shipment of herbs and spices, so I had to call her supervisor, demanding to
speak to the parcel sage about Rosemary and time.
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