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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 05:07PM Nov 16, 2007

Does the term "cruel and unusual pun-ishment" mean anything to you?

ARRRRR! Watch yerselves on the high seas, or me Jolly Roger be the last thing ye see before ye meets Davy Jones!
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FreddyPharkasAen

Posts: 2475

new Posted: 04:46AM Nov 17, 2007

The pharmacists have decided you should dispense with the puns, Hobo.

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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dutchymonster*en

Posts: 694

new Posted: 05:44AM Nov 17, 2007

The Cheif of a native tribe was discussing attacking a nearby tribe with his military general, when the General asked what he was doing about defense. The Chief replied "ahh de fence, da man with da nails am coming to fix it!"
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dutchymonster*en

Posts: 694

new Posted: 05:49AM Nov 17, 2007

Posh utd. played a game of football (proper English football, not wannabe rugby)
After the match the 2 captains sat down for a post match chat, when one said to the other
"one won, two one, didn't one"
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zonahoboAus

Posts: 2354

new Posted: 10:30PM Dec 6, 2007

Do you know the formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.

Join the Zona Force--Dedicated to fun and friendly Braingling!
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MAvanziAgb

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new Posted: 01:19PM Dec 7, 2007

What was the score between Pun Utd and Pun City?

Pun - Pun


gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna make it right, you've got to reach out and try, gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna get it right, gotta put it all on the line.
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linusvanpeltwf

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new Posted: 12:10PM Dec 10, 2007

Not to say houses in malibu are faulty but i've heard if your not careful you could get burned
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FreddyPharkasAen

Posts: 2475

new Posted: 05:43PM Mar 2, 2008

Thought I'd revive this thread, in memory of our great friend Guylad, who started it. We miss you buddy.


I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.


"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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MAvanziAgb

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new Posted: 05:47PM Mar 2, 2008

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

---This message was edited on 07:05AM Mar 3, 2008---

gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna make it right, you've got to reach out and try, gotta put your heart on the line, if you wanna get it right, gotta put it all on the line.
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here2stay

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new Posted: 11:35AM Jul 10, 2008

Well you should get the lead out and sharpen it.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 11:42AM Jul 10, 2008

Hmmm . . . I believe the lead has been out for years. . . . .

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 08:42PM Jan 15, 2009

Read a good one, recalled this topic... and was sad I had to search to find it!!!
Where did all the punsters go? In any case....



No matter how far you push the envelope....


















It remains stationary.


Fractions are romantic.
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 07:18PM Jan 17, 2009

Woww.. that is a good one! Thanks Piney!

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mastergeniusAus

Posts: 396

new Posted: 09:33PM Jan 17, 2009

I have a female mail carrier. I usually just letter do her job.

This signature is intentionaly left blank.
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jpaw*

Posts: 80

new Posted: 09:53PM Jan 17, 2009

If you didn't she might go postal.

Real eyes, Realize, Real lies
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zonahoboAus

Posts: 2354

new Posted: 01:35AM Jan 20, 2009

I had a fear of sealing envelopes that I just couldn't lick.

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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 08:17AM Jan 21, 2009

My letter carrier has my seal of approval.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 11:12AM Jan 21, 2009

Our mail man is really a female woman.

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 11:14AM Jan 21, 2009

I guess there's no surprise packages with her then!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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FreddyPharkasAen

Posts: 2475

new Posted: 11:24AM Jan 21, 2009

snowmonster wrote:
I guess there's no surprise packages with her then!



She's called Rosemary, but isn't so good. She's always late delivering packages. We were waiting a few weeks for a shipment of herbs and spices, so I had to call her supervisor, demanding to
speak to the parcel sage about Rosemary and time.


"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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