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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 11:31AM Jan 21, 2009

I think you should request Herb for your mail carrier. . . .

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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 09:07PM Jan 22, 2009

If you ask me, most of those fancy teas taste plum herbal.

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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 10:32PM Feb 19, 2009

Did you ever say something bad, and have your mouth washed out with herbal essence? I hear it's a real cleansing experience.

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 05:01PM Feb 23, 2009

I better put a good pun here now, since after all...

Seven days without a single pun makes one weak!


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jpaw*

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new Posted: 07:16PM Feb 23, 2009

For the ice cream lovers at the end of the week you can have a sundae.

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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 10:43PM Feb 23, 2009

If you removed the jokers out of 26 decks of cards, would you have a fool deck?

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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 10:57PM Feb 23, 2009

That joke almost made me go into card-iac arrest.

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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 11:02PM Feb 23, 2009

If we added 50 more puns, it would be a pun deck to me.

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RadioguyAus

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new Posted: 11:03PM Feb 23, 2009

I could Ace that.

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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 05:33AM Feb 24, 2009

Yea . . . but I could trump it!

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here2stay

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new Posted: 09:46AM Apr 13, 2009

Neil diamond stole my girls heart so I hit him with a club and buried him with a spade.
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jpaw*

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new Posted: 10:05AM Apr 13, 2009

I'm going to deck the next person who has a playing card pun.

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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 11:10AM Apr 13, 2009

Oh jpaw, you're such a brute with all those clubs in your hand!

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PaladinAus

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new Posted: 11:13AM Apr 13, 2009

The real trick to a girl's heart is diamonds.

"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now."
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jpaw*

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new Posted: 11:35AM Apr 13, 2009

No the real trick is to have a nice suit.

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PaladinAus

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new Posted: 11:39AM Apr 13, 2009

A nice suit may be the trick, but a slow hand seals the deal.

"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now."
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 01:53PM Apr 13, 2009

No, the clincher is when you show your hand, and everyone else folds. Then. . . you know you've got the girl!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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SEPTILLIONGOLDS*us

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new Posted: 01:38AM Apr 14, 2009

You guys are making yourselves silly just bring the girl and you got it!

shutting up or down has the same meaning, why need the up and down? just keep it shut!
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PaladinAus

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new Posted: 08:50AM Apr 14, 2009

Someone isn't playing with a full deck.

"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now."
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 09:36PM Apr 15, 2009

Maybe they are playing without taking the jokers out?!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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