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snowmonster  
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 Posted: 11:31AM Jan 21, 2009 |
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I think you should request Herb for your mail carrier. . . . 
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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zonahobo
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Posted: 09:07PM Jan 22, 2009 |
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If you ask me, most of those fancy teas taste plum herbal.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 10:32PM Feb 19, 2009 |
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Did you ever say something bad, and have your mouth washed out with herbal essence? I hear it's a real cleansing experience.
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Radioguy
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Posted: 05:01PM Feb 23, 2009 |
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I better put a good pun here now, since after all...
Seven days without a single pun makes one weak!
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jpaw
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Posted: 07:16PM Feb 23, 2009 |
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For the ice cream lovers at the end of the week you can have a sundae.
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zonahobo
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Posted: 10:43PM Feb 23, 2009 |
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If you removed the jokers out of 26 decks of cards, would you have a fool deck?
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Radioguy
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Posted: 10:57PM Feb 23, 2009 |
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That joke almost made me go into card-iac arrest. 
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zonahobo
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Posted: 11:02PM Feb 23, 2009 |
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If we added 50 more puns, it would be a pun deck to me.
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Radioguy
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Posted: 11:03PM Feb 23, 2009 |
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I could Ace that.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 05:33AM Feb 24, 2009 |
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Yea . . . but I could trump it!
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here2stay
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Posted: 09:46AM Apr 13, 2009 |
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Neil diamond stole my girls heart so I hit him with a club and buried him with a spade.
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jpaw
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Posted: 10:05AM Apr 13, 2009 |
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I'm going to deck the next person who has a playing card pun.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 11:10AM Apr 13, 2009 |
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Oh jpaw, you're such a brute with all those clubs in your hand!
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Paladin
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Posted: 11:13AM Apr 13, 2009 |
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The real trick to a girl's heart is diamonds.
"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now." |
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jpaw
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Posted: 11:35AM Apr 13, 2009 |
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No the real trick is to have a nice suit.
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Paladin
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Posted: 11:39AM Apr 13, 2009 |
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A nice suit may be the trick, but a slow hand seals the deal.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 01:53PM Apr 13, 2009 |
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No, the clincher is when you show your hand, and everyone else folds. Then. . . you know you've got the girl!
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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SEPTILLIONGOLDS
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Posted: 01:38AM Apr 14, 2009 |
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You guys are making yourselves silly just bring the girl and you got it!
shutting up or down has the same meaning, why need the up and down? just keep it shut! |
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Paladin
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Posted: 08:50AM Apr 14, 2009 |
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Someone isn't playing with a full deck.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 09:36PM Apr 15, 2009 |
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Maybe they are playing without taking the jokers out?!
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