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snappytom
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 Posted: 11:21AM Oct 18, 2009 |
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Does grinding coffee beans in bed constitute grounds for divorce?
Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap! |
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mir77
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Posted: 02:17PM Oct 18, 2009 |
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this just happened, it's true:
my sister was playing a video game. her character blew on a windmill until it began to turn, then she pushed the big machine. after pushing it, she couldn't go where she needed to go, so she tried to blow the windmill again, but a big steel box was in the way! "well," i said, "i guess there's no turning back now!" 
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EnderofGames 
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Posted: 02:23PM Jan 28, 2010 |
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A short fortune teller escaped from prison, she was a small medium at large.
According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10 people are |
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 01:49PM Mar 11, 2010 |
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I could see that one coming.
Apparently, around one in 12 people love astrology to pisces.
"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese |
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wattsofawesome
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Posted: 05:11PM Mar 30, 2010 |
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants. |
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WolfMoon
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Posted: 07:39PM Mar 30, 2010 |
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Tim was over the fence when his dog decided to pay his neighbors a visit 
(this is my first pun so it might be sort of bad)
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Mathgeek007
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Posted: 03:39PM Jan 13, 2011 |
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A man smashed a window, and stepped on the broken glass. When somebody heard him scream, he said he was in intense pane.
Parents are supposed to "protect" their kids, but there's a real distinction between protection and unrealistically keeping children away from reality. - Life_Sucks --- One of my teasers was featured as the Teaser of the Day! :D Sept. 18 2011 :D YAY! |
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Mathgeek007
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Posted: 11:46AM Feb 17, 2011 |
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BUMP
Parents are supposed to "protect" their kids, but there's a real distinction between protection and unrealistically keeping children away from reality. - Life_Sucks --- One of my teasers was featured as the Teaser of the Day! :D Sept. 18 2011 :D YAY! |
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Mathgeek007
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Posted: 10:02AM Sep 8, 2011 |
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*Cough* B2U2M2P *Cough*
Parents are supposed to "protect" their kids, but there's a real distinction between protection and unrealistically keeping children away from reality. - Life_Sucks --- One of my teasers was featured as the Teaser of the Day! :D Sept. 18 2011 :D YAY! |
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 09:30AM Sep 12, 2011 |
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I was an artist for the military. I used to draw enemy fire.
"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese |
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anjo29 
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Posted: 04:41AM Feb 20, 2012 |
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A Halloween party is in a house, a boy dressed as a mummy asked the boy who is dressed as a monster, " What are you doing with that hotdog?". The monster replied "Goblin' it.". An astronomer in the party is asking how to have a perfect party to hold. A girl replied "Planet.". The author is asking who wrote "The Book of Nothing". The artist said that the author of the book is M.T. Ness. And did you know that it isn't just a halloween party, it's a Pun-tastic party!
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Sneakattack
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Posted: 06:10AM Feb 21, 2012 |
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I almost didn't make it into the army because I told corny jokes in boot camp that got me in trouble. Despite my frivolity, I reached the high status of colonel.
What are you looking at? |
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FreddyPharkas
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Posted: 08:52AM Nov 26, 2012 |
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I've just finished reading 'The Smallest Garden'. I wouldn't recommend it, it didn't have much of a plot.
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