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snowmonster  
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 Posted: 02:47PM Apr 7, 2007 |
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Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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PineappleMama
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Posted: 04:21PM Apr 7, 2007 |
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Vegans tend to find bananas appeeling, and fish offinsive.
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight Like Chicken Tonight... |
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reddragon
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Posted: 11:02PM Apr 7, 2007 |
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Not only do I like to bake bread, but I like to loaf around.
Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine? |
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guylad
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Posted: 11:28PM Apr 7, 2007 |
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the African savanna is disappearing at an alarming rate.the animals are crying out for justice but will de beast be herd.
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locked_in_hell
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Posted: 07:32PM Apr 8, 2007 |
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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll just hang around.
-->* I shall follow the moon in the darkest of the night* |
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zonahobo
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Posted: 01:50AM Apr 9, 2007 |
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When I gave myself credit for being too taxed to pay, I was told that wasn't a valid deduction! 
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snowmonster
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Posted: 08:58AM Apr 9, 2007 |
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Age is nothing . . .. . unless you are cheese . . . 
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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PineappleMama
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Posted: 10:49AM Apr 9, 2007 |
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Marlon Danbo says "I gouda been a contender!"
But on the Waterfront, Friendly sings the bleus and gets smoked.
Think I've got cheese on the brain?
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reddragon
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Posted: 12:18PM Apr 9, 2007 |
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I though I would starve in Paris. The spaghetti costed too much French Bread
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guylad
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Posted: 10:43PM Apr 9, 2007 |
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Piney that was so bad I Camembert it.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 10:49PM Apr 9, 2007 |
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My friend just turned 40 - and it hit her pretty hard. She was feeling pretty bad until I told her that 40 wasn't old unless she was a "tree".
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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locked_in_hell
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Posted: 03:45AM Apr 10, 2007 |
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-->* I shall follow the moon in the darkest of the night* |
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snowmonster
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Posted: 08:26AM Apr 10, 2007 |
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When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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guylad
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Posted: 02:13PM Apr 11, 2007 |
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.One looks at the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you"
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reddragon
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Posted: 02:16PM Apr 11, 2007 |
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I ate some mushrooms once that tasted kind of fungi.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 02:17PM Apr 11, 2007 |
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Snake 1 - Are we poisonous?
Snake 2 - I don't know, why?
Snake 1 - Because I just bit my lip . . .
Now don't laugh too hard at this one . . . . 
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Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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guylad
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Posted: 02:25PM Apr 11, 2007 |
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That could of been on Monty Python.
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locked_in_hell
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Posted: 07:25AM Apr 12, 2007 |
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The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
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snowmonster
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Posted: 08:23AM Apr 12, 2007 |
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Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . . |
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PineappleMama
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Posted: 12:01PM Apr 12, 2007 |
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Five Reasons Why Musicians are Banned from my Kitchen....
1-They can NEVER handel the heat.
2-They are very messy when it comes to chopin.
3-They can't understand that byrds go gluck, and cows go boo.
4-Several claim the reason the kitchen caught fire was "Cuz I'm watching the teleman!"
And the worst...
One time two got in a food fight and ended up offenbach! 
Here's a weird one...
What condition is identified by uncontrolled sleep upon drinking a soda pop?
Narcopepsi
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