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guylad

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new Posted: 06:57PM Apr 12, 2007

Narcopepsi

I just thought I'd say Hi-C
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reddragonAus

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new Posted: 07:54PM Apr 12, 2007

I wanted a car but I only could afFord a Mustang.

Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine?
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guylad

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new Posted: 01:41PM Apr 13, 2007

I didn't have a car I had a bike .Once i fell on the cross bar and now I ride a eunich -cycle
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 10:03PM Apr 14, 2007

I call that a trycycle because I fall off every time I try to ride one.

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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 10:06PM Apr 14, 2007

Me riding a horse would just stirrup trouble.

Fractions are romantic.
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 10:11PM Apr 14, 2007

I'd hate to be saddled with that responsibility too!

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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 06:16AM Apr 18, 2007

guylad wrote:
Narcopepsi

I just thought I'd say Hi-C


Of course, the man to see about this disturbing condition is Dr. Pepper.


Fractions are romantic.
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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 06:59AM Apr 18, 2007

With all the symptoms, Dr. Pepper will automatically wonder if you've been experimenting with Coke . . . .

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Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 08:00AM Apr 18, 2007

guylad wrote:
I didn't have a car I had a bike .Once i fell on the cross bar and now I ride a eunich -cycle


What you need is one of those bikes without a crossbar, that girls have. I believe they're called menstrual cycles.


"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 10:53AM Apr 18, 2007

OH that was Baaaaad!

-Go check out the Boomer Humor-


How did Jared keep track of his weight loss?
-Subtraction

Why do Utah students rarely major in Math?
-They only know how to Dryad.

OY those are lame... what's with the math?!


Fractions are romantic.
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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 12:12PM Apr 18, 2007

Maths teachers suffer from the rare condition of talking in someone else's sleep.

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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guylad

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new Posted: 09:57AM Apr 19, 2007

What you need is one of those bikes without a crossbar, that girls have. I believe they're called menstrual cycles.


I do ride one periodically.
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 10:16AM Apr 19, 2007

Menopause: The scientific term for men who really are dogs.

Fractions are romantic.
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FreddyPharkasAen

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new Posted: 10:45AM Apr 19, 2007

guylad wrote:
What you need is one of those bikes without a crossbar, that girls have. I believe they're called menstrual cycles.


I do ride one periodically.


That's good. Try to limit it to monthly though.


"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 11:07AM Apr 19, 2007

Schedules are overrated, I like to go with the flow.

Oh that was awful.


Fractions are romantic.
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guylad

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new Posted: 12:08PM Apr 19, 2007



I don't think this topic can go much farther without getting rude .So I'll keep it all on a pad.


so if you listen to music at this time is it a minstrel cycle?
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PineappleMamaAus

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new Posted: 12:09PM Apr 19, 2007

I try to stay tuned in to the latest, but many of the hottest picks leave me cold.

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Fractions are romantic.
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zonahoboAus

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new Posted: 02:11PM Apr 19, 2007

You couldn't pick a more noteworthy topic for puns to tune into on this topic.

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snowmonsterAusmod

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new Posted: 02:32PM Apr 19, 2007

Yea - this is really "cramping" my style!

Take all sorrow out of life and you take away all richness, and depth, and tenderness. The capacity of sorrow belongs to our grandeur. It is the furnace that melts hearts together in love. In loving memory of my dear friend Guy - take care Goobs . .
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guylad

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new Posted: 10:17PM Apr 20, 2007

Well the puns should be over in a flash.
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