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ethan897

Posts: 781

Posted: 08:23PM Feb 23, 2009

I win!
What?
Food.
Food?
Food!
Which Food?
Cake?
No
Fruits?
No
Porks?
Ew!
Pork Is Fine.
Pork Is Bad.
Good Pork Is Good.
No.
Hm.
BEEP!
What?!
Me is explode.
You lie.
Me is explode!
Yeah Right.
ME IS EXPLODE!!
O RLLY?
YAH RLLY.
O
You want news?
Sure what news?
I win!
What?

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shawneeo

Posts: 7951

Posted: 08:44PM Feb 23, 2009

cmon, y'all, rhyming ABAB two stanza four line random poems! CMON!!!

The devil stood bottle like
And raging frosting neck
Trying fly stoop ten Mike
At once super powder check!

Never river didn't grow
Outta the placement
Next to screens it's slow
And pickles basement.

Life... can be so many things... how can anyone ever think they are RIGHT? HAhahahahahahaha!!!!!

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bradon182001

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Posts: 15488

Posted: 08:46PM Feb 23, 2009

macaroni and cheese.

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i_lxve_trace

Posts: 1234

Posted: 08:50PM Feb 23, 2009

and i dont want the world to see meee
cuz i dont think that they'd understand
when everythings meant to be broken
i just want ya to know who i ammm!

dont tell me ya dont know that song.

okay,
abab...

Goo Goo dolls are really old
Christmas cards in high school dawg!
Chicken can grow icky mold
I had to push Jill off a log.

True story.

I was in a play and my friend Jill was my enemy and we had to push each other off a log
Im too lazy to make up more.
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SNUGGIE!

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stephiesd

Posts: 2801

Posted: 09:27PM Feb 23, 2009

Thank you, Trace, for verifying my suspicion that February is Remind Stephanie of Her Messed-Up Past Relationships Month.

Why don't we all just go hug giraffes?

"You can't stop the pterodactyl. The pterodactyl does what the pterodactyl wants." - JMM

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ICUB42

Posts: 6704

Posted: 09:41AM Feb 24, 2009

I once knew a kid, he lives in my house, that liked to lick the cat.
I told him he could get a hairball.
He said, "Yeah? I'd like to see that!"

Ten years later, his tongue's stilla waggin'. Will he ever grow up?
Instead of licking the cat's fur.....
He's now licking the pup.

(true story

)

Don't go and think too long about it...*whispers*...just do it!!

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Trickster1992

Posts: 14515

Posted: 11:45AM Feb 24, 2009

shawneeo wrote:

Huh? Fake code! Fatal error fail code!
Not real, unreal, surreal code event!
Windows is shutting down;
Windows is saving your settings;
Windows is loading your settings;
Windows is Windows;
Windows is a MONOPOLY!

Now listen children to my tale
It happened long ago
About a very young boy and
His short life, full of woe!

If you are wise, then you'll take heed
Of what I have to say!
For your young life could end just like
This poor boy's some day!

*haven't thought of what the tale is yet!

* don't worry, not subliminally or surbliminally aimed at anyone real or unreal, on Braingles or not-on-Braingles.

This reminds me of a Bob and George voice-skit I did once where their grandpa was like "Hey sonnyboy you wanna hear a story? its really good!" and George was like "no thanks gramps" and they argued for like fifteen minutes until finally George was like "Alright, fine! What's your story?"
and then the grandpa was like "I don't know."
and George is like "Oh, you forgot?"
and grandpa is like "No, I just haven't thought of it yet."

There's something that's missing if we can't recognize that our own existence is the miracle before our eyes. --Michael Tait

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cocorox620

Posts: 510

Posted: 03:10PM Feb 24, 2009

i see ur face in my mind as i drive away...
cuz none of us thought it was gonna end that way.
but, people r people sometimes we change r minds,
but it's killing me to c u go after all this time

mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm

music starts playing like the end of a sad movie
it's the kinda movie u dont really wanna c
cuz it's tragedy and it'll only bring u down
now i dont no what 2 b without u around

but we no it's never simple, never easy,
never a clean break, no one here to save me
ur the only thing i know like the back of my hand
cuz i cant bbbbbbbrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaatttttthhhhhhheeeee
with u, but i have 2.

never wanted this, never wanna c u hurt,
every little bump in the road i tried 2 swerve
but people r people and sometimes it doesn't work out,
and nothin's gonna save us from the fallout

and we no it's never simple never easy,
never a clean break, no one here 2 save me,
ur the only thing i no like the back of my hand
but i can't breathe without you but i have to

it's 2am, feeling like i just lost a friend,
hope u no it's not easy, easy for me
it's 2am feeling like i just lost a friend,
it's not easy, easy 4 me,

and we no it's never simple, never easy,
never a clean break, no one here to save me,
but i can't breathe
i can't breathe
i can't breathe without you, but i have to
(im sorry, sorry, im sorry, yeah i'm sorry, sorry, sorry, i'm sorry, yeah i'm sorry...)

ha ha like a five minute long song, every word recited from memory, oh yeah. that shows how many times i had to listen to that song to get the guitar chords down lol

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shawneeo

Posts: 7951

Posted: 04:03PM Feb 25, 2009

ICUB42 wrote:

(true story

)

NO WAYYYYYyyyy!!!! NO! no way! no way! no waaaaay!!!

tell me it's not true!!! please! ewwww!
Ick!
yuck!
ugh!
urk!
gag!
gaaa!
oi!
YIKES!
jeepers!
GMO!
grossss!
de goulish!
de goulasse?
whatever!
ewwww!

Life... can be so many things... how can anyone ever think they are RIGHT? HAhahahahahahaha!!!!!

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ICUB42

Posts: 6704

Posted: 04:34PM Feb 25, 2009

Yes Shawn, I'm telling the truth. I'm talking about my 19 year old son. Years ago, his older sister once dared him to lick the carpet, the furniture, and then the cat. He wasn't going to pass up a dare like that, so he started licking! Even though I haven't seen him lick the carpet and furniture for years, he continued to lick the cat. (Not every day, but every now and then.) Anyway, in the past two weeks, we have recently added two 12 week old Beagle pups to our family. I just caught him licking one the other night! Sometimes I think (hope) he does his licking just to gross us all out, but we still get a good laugh from it.

Don't go and think too long about it...*whispers*...just do it!!

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stephiesd

Posts: 2801

Posted: 05:30PM Feb 25, 2009

The cucumbers tasted like cantaloupe.

"You can't stop the pterodactyl. The pterodactyl does what the pterodactyl wants." - JMM

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iforgotbraingle

Posts: 4873

Posted: 05:32PM Feb 25, 2009

The reality tasted like thorns

Well then.

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ethan897

Posts: 781

Posted: 07:19PM Feb 25, 2009

the thorns tasted like reality

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iforgotbraingle

Posts: 4873

Posted: 07:37PM Feb 25, 2009

LIFE IS WONDERFUL!!!

Well then.

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shawneeo

Posts: 7951

Posted: 09:19PM Feb 25, 2009

Of course!

ICU, I hope he's just doing it to gross you out, too!!!

But, did you know, that there is an official mental disorder, where people EAT THEIR HAIR? And, this one lady who had it, had a hairball from YEARS of eating hair, not just putting it her mouth, but actually eating it, had the hairball taken out surgically and it was this HUGE BALL OF HAIR, like, bigger than a basketball by far!

This is documented, as weoll as DEmented, and you can find pics of it, but I don't wanna see it again!!!

Life... can be so many things... how can anyone ever think they are RIGHT? HAhahahahahahaha!!!!!

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ICUB42

Posts: 6704

Posted: 09:35PM Feb 25, 2009