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Braingle Interview #93 - Babyjuice

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babyjuice

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Posted: 07:31PM Sep 18, 2012

aceofspades29 wrote:

4 things you wish were allowed in school

If you had to create some Dr. Suess-type books, what would your top 3 titles be?

You find a package in front of your door with a letter taped to it. It says a magical tent is inside the package, and it will take you anywhere you want. But, it doesn't come with instructions on how to put it up. What do you do?

You wake up and everything is made of food. What would different things be made of? (Example: tree bark is chocolate)

You go for a walk in the forest and suddenly realize you can speak rabbit. What will you do with this new found skill?

1. Leave. Chew bubblegum, wear hats, run in the hallways, and eat in class. Have a field trip once a week at the minimum. Have a huge game of hide and seek/sardines in the middle of the night

Oh wait, it says "4 things you wish you were allowed". OK. Um, hats, chocolate fondue fountain, swimming pool filled with some kind of jello-like substance, and one of those 0 gravity planes for science class.

AWESOME

2. The Lost Snook (a story about a Snook (which looks like an elephant), that gets lost in the Arctic)

The Prinkle's Riddle (with a plot a bit like The Lorax, the Prinkle has gone missing and left a riddle so the colony of animate treelike things (ents

) can figure out why)

Roundabout (the average day in the life of the Gaudi like Whos)

Burble Burble CLANK (the story of some penguin like thing that lives on the beach, and invents some machine that pollutes the water)

Oh, you said Top 3 answers

. Oops. Oh well. Would you actually read any of those books?

3. Bring the tent inside. Google it. If something comes up, great! If not, I would set up the tent the regular way in my backyard. If that didn't work, I would reread the letter it came with for secret information. If that didn't work, I would trace the package back to whoever sent it, and demand how it works. And if all fails, I will accept that I am way too gullible.

4. Grass= green licorice
Dirt= brownie crumbs
Plastic= laughy taffy
Metal= those silver candy ball things
Wood= chocolate
Paper= cotton candy

Oh wait, you said food. Not candy. Oh well. Same thing to me

5. Pretend to be the Pied Piper.

Creative answers for creative questions!

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glowingredbob

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Posted: 09:35AM Sep 19, 2012

1. What shade of your favorite color is your favorite color?

2. Do ye be a'knowin' that today be talk like a pirate day?

3. Favorite pirate?

4. Pirates or Ninjas?

5. Favorite ocean to be a'sailin' in?

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babyjuice

Posts: 487

Posted: 03:15PM Sep 19, 2012

glowingredbob wrote:

1. Gezunhteit

2. Yeah, I did actually

3. Boba Fett

4. Niiiiiiiiiiiiinja!

5. The Sea of Tranquility

So many weird jokes in these questions. How many references did you catch?

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koin_era345

Posts: 257

Posted: 05:19PM Sep 20, 2012

A couple.

1. Do you watch games shows? If so, what is your favorite and which would you most want to go on?

2. Top 5 songs. (probably been asked so I made you do top 5 :bad

3. Real life werewolf situation. Do you
a) Leave the town immediately (you have no idea what its like anywhere else)
b) Turn your house/room into a fortress and get some break out the machine gun
c) Eat lots of candy and do fun stuff until the werewolves find you, then hope for a quick and painless death
d) your own thing (explain)

4. What is some canadian slang? And do you use them often?

"You lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." - Ferris Bueller

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babyjuice

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Posted: 06:42PM Sep 20, 2012

koin_era345 wrote:

A couple.

1. Do you watch games shows? If so, what is your favorite and which would you most want to go on?

2. Top 5 songs. (probably been asked so I made you do top 5 :bad

Really wanna answer the last question, so I'm breeding through the first few.

1. Kids Jeopardy. Or Wipeout (yeah, I know that isnt a game show)

2. Not in any particular order... Um, You found Me by The Fray, stuff by Simple Plan (that counts as one song apparently), Brick by someone who I don't know (learning to play that on the piano right now), um, some Taylor Swift stuff (but not much), and... yeah. I suppose...

3. A mixture of B and C, after I find a machine gun

4. Well. Here we go

Merci Buckets : something we say a LOT at school. In French, "thank you" is Merci Beaucoup, so it's kinda a play on words.
Timmy's : A lot of adults say that, it's like "Tim Hortons"
Loonies and toonies : loonies are one dollar, and toonies are two dollars. Makes for a lot of alliteration for fundraising, sadly (its annoying.

I looked up these and am just writing the relevant ones (AKA the ones I use)

Homo Milk : 3% milk. Thought everyone used that
Brutal : according to WikiHow, you guys don't use the word brutal? Is that right, or am I seeing things. Weird
Serviette : French for napkin
Toque : A big, fluffy warm hat that look really odd
Hydro : We use hydrogen to describe electricity AND water. Woah. NEVER realized that before

Pop : What you guys call soda

Poutine : Deliciousness in a box
Beaver Tail : See above

And... Yeah

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RGW4

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Posted: 07:00PM Sep 20, 2012

No question right now, just a comment. Pop... I grew up calling sodas Pop... "I'm going to the store to get a pop"... everyone in my house knew what I was doing. Then someone said we have to be more socially correct, or something like that, and started calling them sodas. I grew up in Southern California... so some of us knuckle heads could still call it that!

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -Albert Einstein-

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babyjuice

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Posted: 07:09PM Sep 20, 2012

Pop sounds much more appetizing than soda

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koin_era345

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Posted: 09:55PM Sep 20, 2012

Only cuz thats what youve been saying all your life... to me soda sounds a lot better. And we do say brutal, not so often, granted.

Wipeout is a game show...

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aceofspades29

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Posted: 10:28PM Sep 20, 2012

I've always called it pop (as does pretty much everyone I know), and I live in the midwest. Anyway....

A baby panda bear shows up at your back door. Your reaction?

5 sports you wish existed?

Your house is transported to China during the middle of the night. What are the first few thoughts running through your head when you wake up?

Top 4 favorite cartoons of all time?

If you could go back in time, where would you go?

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy books and chocolate, and that's more or less the same thing.

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babyjuice

Posts: 487

Posted: 06:12PM Sep 22, 2012

aceofspades29 wrote:

Geez, sorry ace. I missed this...

HAPPY HOBBITS DAY EVERYON

Just had to get that out. Lets see now...

1. I would bring it inside and show it my two plushie panda bears that live in my room.

2. Runaround Screaming (me and my friend invented it. Our gym teacher made us do a lap of the track just cuz...)
Live Air Hockey (that would be AWESOME)
Deepsea diving (scary to do, but awesome to watch on the Olympics)
Quittich (I know I spelt that wrong...)
Temple Run (AWESOME)

3. ...WTHeck? Then I would go back to sleep

I like sleep

4. Well, do you REALLY want to know? Fine

-The original Smurfs series (with Johan and Peewit and co)
-The new (2011) Looney Tunes Show (the old ones were great too)
-Phineas and Ferb
-...IDK

5. November 12, 1955. And I would follow Doc and Marty around to see their time machine... JK.

Ummmmmm, I would probably go back to... I can't think of anything. Going with my above answer.

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RGW4

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Posted: 10:08PM Sep 22, 2012

I guess I should ask more questions beings I have stated none at this time a couple times...

You wake up and find that the world changed while you were asleep, and you now have to live on an isolated island for 10 years with only 4 other people to survive with (plenty of resources... you will not have to turn to cannibalism). Who would those four people be and why?

In this new world, power was removed (hmmm, sounds like a new TV show this season). What would you do to occupy your time?

Have you yet decided who your hero is? (you never answered this one from glowingredbob)? You thought this would be easy!

I see you followed Back to the Future... which episode was your favorite and why?

And if you could go Back in time, or Forward in time by 30 years, which one would you want to do?

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. -Albert Einstein-

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babyjuice

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Posted: 10:31PM Sep 22, 2012

RGW4 wrote:

1. Like the TV show Lost? Never seen it, but one of the Lord of the Rings actors is in it...

Well, I'm gonna pretend that none of the people I'm bringing with me, myself included, suddenly don't require medication or anything (my brother gets allergy shots so yeah).

I would bring my best friend, because she's always hyper, and we always find stuff to do when we're together, and it wouldn't be even remotely fun without her.

I would also bring my other best friend, because she... she just needs to come. No explanation for that.

Then I would bring my dad, because he's really big on all that camping stuff.

And finally I would bring either Magneto (wait- no metal, nevermind), or wait- I got it! My last person would be Luke Skywalker 'cause he will piggyback me everywhere, and make dinner for us with his lightsaber.

2. Lovely question. That's why my friends came along. We would go swimming, and hiking, and climbed trees, and have messed up debates about stuff, and talk about movies, and try to give me normalizing lessons again (it didn't work last time

)
It would be fun.

3. Eh, not really. If it doesn't have to be real, I'd say Frodo Baggins, but otherwise... Nelson Mandela? I'm not really sure...

4. I liked the second one, especially since we're getting closer to 2015 and we still don't have much of the stuff they had in the movie. And the plot was the most complicated, and really kept your attention for the whole movie (I have a short attention span

)

5. Forwards. Nothing was really happening 30 years ago that I need to know/learn about (at least in my opinion...)

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dangerouspie101

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Posted: 02:04PM Sep 23, 2012

YAYA!!!! Im back!!! (im sure everyone is screaming NOOOO DPS BACK!!!) But anyways, HOMO MILK???? Uz Canadians SURE are wierd!

Anyways, yeah, we do use brutal. Not sure where ya heard thatat...but other wise...nah, not really no the other stuff. AND I WOULDNT BE INVITED TO THE ISLAND????

Anyways, here.

1) Alright, So I was in Epcot this week (its in Disney world for all who dont know!) and they had these movies about Cananda....Ill try and find it on Youtube right now. Alright, here it is. O Canada Well, alright, could ya tell me if ANY of this is really true? Lol I KNOW the first part isnt...Anyways hoping this is the right video. If NOT....oh well.

2) Would you go parasailing?

3) Do you know why most people say that hockey is a canadian sport? cuz really, I play hockey. Floor and field. And street. And im sure If i REALLY tried, I cold try to play ice. Oh yeah, and air.

4) I say let it die, let it die, let it SHRIVEL up and-

5) Lol, did you relize the lat one wasnt a question? of course you did. anyways, im having an odd feeling of dejavu right now...

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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chunnie

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Posted: 08:31PM Sep 25, 2012

*trying to think of a random question that no one would have asked already*

What are the 3 things in your life that you would find it the most difficult to live without?

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babyjuice

Posts: 487

Posted: 09:16PM Sep 25, 2012

chunnie wrote:

*trying to think of a random question that no one would have asked already*

What are the 3 things in your life that you would find it the most difficult to live without?

Thanks for the question

I would (sadly) have to say the Internet, books, and my friends

@dp. I'm putting off answering your question until I have time to watch your video. In the meantime, I give u permission to ask some more

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glowingredbob

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Posted: 09:23AM Sep 26, 2012

1. How's the weather?

2. Who is your favorite author?

3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

4. Do you prefer writing in pen or pencil? (Assume you have to hand write whatever)

5. Do you like my best friend's kitten?

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dangerouspie101

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Posted: 09:47AM Sep 26, 2012

Do you think that ^ kiten is too fluffy? How do you feel about kitttens? Do you own a kitten?

Do you find an odd liking to peatunias?

Favorite tree?

Too cheesy?

If you had ten magnets and a table, how would you agange them? please use complte sentances and explain your reasoning.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

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babyjuice

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Posted: 04:13PM Sep 26, 2012

dangerouspie101 wrote:

YAYA!!!! Im back!!! (im sure everyone is screaming NOOOO DPS BACK!!!) But anyways, HOMO MILK???? Uz Canadians SURE are wierd!

Anyways, yeah, we do use brutal. Not sure where ya heard thatat...but other wise...nah, not really no the other stuff. AND I WOULDNT BE INVITED TO THE ISLAND????

You can be person #2

1. IDK

2. Course I would. Seriously, who wouldn't?

3. OK then :/ Good for you

(I knew that already

)

4. Die. Nah nah nah nah nah nah *bops head to nonexistant music*.

5. Neither was #2....

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babyjuice

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Posted: 04:15PM Sep 26, 2012

glowingredbob wrote:

1. It's been on the verge of rain all day. Driving me NUTS. The sky looks depressed

2.Douglas Adams, JRR Tolkien

3. As much wood as the wood chuck feels like chucking while he's chucking that wood!

4. Either a good pen, or a really sharp pencil

5. It's really big...
Yeah it's cute

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