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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

ISFJ5
ISFP5
ISTP6
ISTJ12
INFP14
INFJ9
INTP20 (your vote)
INTJ24
ESFP5
ESFJ1
ESTP1
ESTJ1
ENFP4
ENFJ2
ENTP8
ENTJ7
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HarryPutter*ca

Posts: 3018

new Posted: 02:23PM Jun 17, 2009

Take at your own risk (if you think it's too vile, take the soft test here..which is obviously the more serious test, but it gives you the same results - although it mostly focuses on your attributes.)

The test is 65 questions, each question has 2 choices. (It's fairly quick) There are 16 possible personality types according to the Myers Brigs Typology.

My results:
Crackpot - INTJ

7% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 100% Thinking, 67% Judging

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.


It's awesome because it's so true.


---This message was edited on 02:29PM Jun 17, 2009---

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
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grilledcheese

Posts: 6441

new Posted: 02:47PM Jun 17, 2009

Mine said I was "The Clown". I read the summary... and most of it didn't fit me at all
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HarryPutter*ca

Posts: 3018

new Posted: 02:54PM Jun 17, 2009

Yours was hilarious!

Does this fit you? ISFP description

Some of it is just too negative so it doesn't work. If you scroll down it gives you a link to where you can find a more reasonable and serious description

edit: wait, my bad this one ESFP


---This message was edited on 02:58PM Jun 17, 2009---

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
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iforgotbraingleAus

Posts: 4876

new Posted: 03:43PM Jun 17, 2009

Pollyanna- INFP
40% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 27% Judging



So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.


Well then.
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grilledcheese

Posts: 6441

new Posted: 05:21PM Jun 17, 2009

HarryPutter wrote:
Yours was hilarious!

Does this fit you? ISFP description

Some of it is just too negative so it doesn't work. If you scroll down it gives you a link to where you can find a more reasonable and serious description

edit: wait, my bad this one ESFP




Yea, that's much better
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i_lxve_trace

Posts: 1234

new Posted: 05:23PM Jun 17, 2009

Loser- INTP
40% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 7% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...
Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.



Depressinggg.
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PaladinAus

Posts: 7500

new Posted: 06:26PM Jun 17, 2009

INTJ

40% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 53% Judging


---This message was edited on 06:27PM Jun 17, 2009---

"The greatest cause of unhappiness in the world today is trading what we want most for what we want now."
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stephiesd*

Posts: 2801

new Posted: 06:46PM Jun 17, 2009

HAHAHAHAHA.
I LOVE it!

Not sure the letters are accurate, but I ADORE the description.


Oh my goodness, my "personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer"!
Good to know that I'm on the right track.

Prick- ENTP
60% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 47% Judging

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.


---This message was edited on 11:22PM Jun 18, 2009---

"You can't stop the pterodactyl. The pterodactyl does what the pterodactyl wants." - JMM
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dswilborn

Posts: 2120

new Posted: 07:44PM Jun 17, 2009

I took it!

I'm a Loner - ISFP

Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.


---This message was edited on 07:47PM Jun 17, 2009---
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Starriddlertus

Posts: 295

new Posted: 08:22PM Jun 17, 2009

ENTP
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.


I am leaving Braingle. I'll get on occasionally, but not very much.
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LogicalRogerAus

Posts: 2652

new Posted: 06:52PM Jun 18, 2009

Yay! Me and Trace are both losers! Thanks for posting it because I didn't remember the acronym or percentiles.
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ShadowsAcamod

Posts: 4742

new Posted: 09:36PM Jun 18, 2009

I'm a loser too. The description fit me almost perfectly, as with every personality test. However, I AM NOT PESSIMISTIC.

I think I like the "nice" descriptions for INTPs better.
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LogicalRogerAus

Posts: 2652

new Posted: 09:53PM Jun 18, 2009

Yay, INTP is the most so far. We'll rule the earth! ... Or at the very least Braingle.
I'm also not generally pessimistic, but generally stick with realistic optimism.
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HarryPutter*ca

Posts: 3018

new Posted: 10:18PM Jun 18, 2009

Nice, the introvert:extrovert ratio here is 3:1

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
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ShadowsAcamod

Posts: 4742

new Posted: 11:44AM Jun 19, 2009

I suppose extroverts have better things to do than hiding behind a computer screen.
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alli-palli

Posts: 1068

new Posted: 09:23PM Jun 19, 2009

Oh boy, I'm a pushover
Hah. Nice one. How does it feel to know that you're barely unique? Of all the personality types you could have had, you ended up with the most common in all of America. In a group of 100 Americans, 12.8 of them will be just like you.

I bet you feel sorry for that one person missing 20% of his body. I bet you want to help him out, don't you? Cause that's what you like to do, isn't it? Help people. You don't want to save the world. You just want to help people out.

Sound pretty good so far? Sorry, but you're just plain pathetic. You let people walk all over you all the time, because everyone knows that you just can't say "no." When you get time, email me your contact details. It's always good to know where I can find another helping hand.

What the hell is your problem? GET A LIFE! Stop cleaning other people's houses and go out and have a bit of fun every now and then. Sure, you feel responsible for doing what needs to be done, but sometimes it's just not you who needs to do it.

You're dependable, predictable and practicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Whoops, that was me falling asleep on the keyboard. You're just not the most fun person. I wouldn't worry too much about it. You can go hang out with your other 12.8 mates, helping out at the soup kitchen together. Woohoo!
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ShadowsAcamod

Posts: 4742

new Posted: 09:46PM Jun 19, 2009

Yay, another introvert!
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DinoAus

Posts: 416

new Posted: 11:02PM Jun 19, 2009

Borefest - ISTJ
33% Extraversion, 33% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 73% Judging



One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.


Some is true....some is not.


Life is short, Eternity is forever. Where will you spend it? Jesus Christ is the only person who can guarantee your eternity.
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SunroseAus

Posts: 3490

new Posted: 07:10PM Jun 20, 2009

Counselors have an exceptionally strong desire to contribute to the welfare of others, and find great personal fulfillment interacting with people, nurturing their personal development, guiding them to realize their human potential. Although they are happy working at jobs (such as writing) that require solitude and close attention, Counselors do quite well with individuals or groups of people, provided that the personal interactions are not superficial, and that they find some quiet, private time every now and then to recharge their batteries. Counselors are both kind and positive in their handling of others; they are great listeners and seem naturally interested in helping people with their personal problems. Not usually visible leaders, Counselors prefer to work intensely with those close to them, especially on a one-to-one basis, quietly exerting their influence behind the scenes.

Counselors are scarce, little more than one percent of the population, and can be hard to get to know, since they tend not to share their innermost thoughts or their powerful emotional reactions except with their loved ones. They are highly private people, with an unusually rich, complicated inner life. Friends or colleagues who have known them for years may find sides emerging which come as a surprise. Not that Counselors are flighty or scattered; they value their integrity a great deal, but they have mysterious, intricately woven personalities which sometimes puzzle even them.

Counselors tend to work effectively in organizations. They value staff harmony and make every effort to help an organization run smoothly and pleasantly. They understand and use human systems creatively, and are good at consulting and cooperating with others. As employees or employers, Counselors are concerned with people's feelings and are able to act as a barometer of the feelings within the organization.

Blessed with vivid imaginations, Counselors are often seen as the most poetical of all the types, and in fact they use a lot of poetic imagery in their everyday language. Their great talent for language-both written and spoken-is usually directed toward communicating with people in a personalized way. Counselors are highly intuitive and can recognize another's emotions or intentions - good or evil - even before that person is aware of them. Counselors themselves can seldom tell how they came to read others' feelings so keenly. This extreme sensitivity to others could very well be the basis of the Counselor's remarkable ability to experience a whole array of psychic phenomena.



hehe - some of that is me, and some is not.


Made your bed, now lay in it....But you can always add a bedside table, change the sheets, take out the trash...it doesn't have to stay the same unless you want it to.
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ShadowsAcamod

Posts: 4742

new Posted: 07:45PM Jun 20, 2009

I took the other, nicer test. According to that, I'm a INFP instead of a INTP. The description was inaccurate. I certainly don't think this world is an ethical place filled with opportunity.
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