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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

ISFJ5
ISFP5
ISTP6
ISTJ12
INFP14
INFJ9
INTP20 (your vote)
INTJ24
ESFP5
ESFJ1
ESTP1
ESTJ1
ENFP4
ENFJ2
ENTP8
ENTJ7
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glowtmickeyAus

Posts: 361

new Posted: 07:00PM Jun 25, 2009

Loser- INTP
40% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 47% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...
Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

Its sorta close


---This message was edited on 07:01PM Jun 25, 2009---

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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cutegagangelAus

Posts: 49

new Posted: 02:02PM Jul 31, 2009

gosh............
ISFJ

Hah. Nice one. How does it feel to know that you're barely unique? Of all the personality types you could have had, you ended up with the most common in all of America. In a group of 100 Americans, 12.8 of them will be just like you.

I bet you feel sorry for that one person missing 20% of his body. I bet you want to help him out, don't you? Cause that's what you like to do, isn't it? Help people. You don't want to save the world. You just want to help people out.

Sound pretty good so far? Sorry, but you're just plain pathetic. You let people walk all over you all the time, because everyone knows that you just can't say "no." When you get time, email me your contact details. It's always good to know where I can find another helping hand.

What the hell is your problem? GET A LIFE! Stop cleaning other people's houses and go out and have a bit of fun every now and then. Sure, you feel responsible for doing what needs to be done, but sometimes it's just not you who needs to do it.

You're dependable, predictable and practicaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Whoops, that was me falling asleep on the keyboard. You're just not the most fun person. I wouldn't worry too much about it. You can go hang out with your other 12.8 mates, helping out at the soup kitchen together. Woohoo!
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King_of_Smart

Posts: 1216

new Posted: 03:59PM Jul 31, 2009

Rating: INTJ (aka the "Crackpot")

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.
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Trickster1992Aen

Posts: 14515

new Posted: 05:08PM Jul 31, 2009

The nature of Crafters is most clearly seen in their masterful operation of tools, equipment, machines, and instruments of all kinds. Most us use tools in some capacity, of course, but Crafters (as much as ten percent of the population) are the true masters of tool work, with an innate ability to command tools and to become expert at all the crafts requiring tool skills. Even from an early age they are drawn to tools as to a magnet-tools fall into their hands demanding use, and they must work with them.

Like all the Artisans, Crafters are people who love action, and who know instinctively that their activities are more enjoyable, and more effective, if done impulsively, spontaneously, subject to no schedules or standards but their own. In a sense, Crafters do not work with their tools, but play with them when the urge strikes them. Crafters also seek fun and games on impulse, looking for any opportunity, and just because they feel like it, to play with their various toys: cars, motorcycles, boats, dune-buggies, hunting rifles, fishing tackle, scuba gear, and on and on. They thrive on excitement, particularly the rush of speed-racing, water-skiing, surfing. And Crafters are fearless in their play, exposing themselves to danger again and again, even despite frequent injury. Of all the types, Crafters are most likely to be risk takers, pitting themselves, or their technique, against chance or odds.

Crafters are hard to get to know. Perhaps this is because they tend to communicate through action, and show little interest in developing language skills. Their lack of expressiveness can isolate them at school and on the job, and even though they hang around with their own kind in play, they let their actions speak for them, and their actual conversation is sparse and brief.

Crafters can be wonderfully generous and loyal to their friends, teammates, and sidekicks, often giving up their evenings or weekends to help with building projects or mechanical repairs-house remodeling, for example, or working on cars or boats. On the other hand, they can be fiercely insubordinate to those in authority, seeing rules and regulations as unnecessarily confining. Crafters will not usually go against regulations openly, but will simply ignore them. More than anything, Crafters want to be free to do their own thing, and they are proud of their ability to do it with an artist's skill.

Bruce Lee, Michael Jordan, Woody Allen, Alan Shepard, Chuck Yaeger, Michael Douglas, Lance Armstrong, and Kathrine Hephurn are examples of Crafter Artisans.





I don't know if I'm as adventurous as this says (I probably could be though) but yeah I do suck at communication, I do have the ability to pretty much just pick up any "tool" and use it, and I do completely HATE schedules and having to do things somebody else's way!

It's cool that Lance Armstrong has the same personality type as me.


There's something that's missing if we can't recognize that our own existence is the miracle before our eyes. --Michael Tait
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Psychic_MasterAnz

Posts: 9625

new Posted: 12:25AM Aug 1, 2009

Here's what I got:

Loser- INTP

40% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 47% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?


Sounds pretty much on the dot. Except for that whole "Talked to a human being lately?" thing. I happen to be pretty sociable, I just value knowledge a lot as well.


"Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do."
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ShadowsAcamod

Posts: 4733

new Posted: 02:50PM Aug 1, 2009

"Losers" rule Braingle.
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Trickster1992Aen

Posts: 14515

new Posted: 09:17PM Aug 1, 2009

The other test says:



So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.


First line: Well yes it would be nice if the world were a better place, but I certainly can't do anything to help that. (which is helping the last line but who cares )

Second line: All true except for the part where it's hard to find fault in me. It's probably easier to find fault in me than it is in any other person.

Third line: Yeah that's true too.... TOO true.... like when this one girl got in a car accident, I beat myself up over it even though I had nothing to do with it and couldn't have done anything even if I'd been there.

Fourth line: Not ENTIRELY true. Partially true, but not entirely true. True is that I do have use for facts and logic, but not much. False is that I will not spit off illogical or inaccurate 'facts'. And in all reality, there's no such thing as winning an argument. Arguing at all is a loss. But I do not resort to confusion and my imagination to back myself up when I get backed into a corner by a relentless cougar. Unless, of course, I'm just arguing because the person is incredibly stupid and probably doesn't even know what they're arguing about. xD

Fifth line: I am a perfectionist on a few things, like my guitar, but when I work with a group or team I ALWAYS put myself "in last place". So it's impossible for me to make a group fail, because I'm just the 'shadow' of the group usually. I am a perfectionist though. Not sure about high standards, I probably have really low standards compared to most people, but I'm definitely way too focused to NOT be a perfectionist.

Sixth line: Why thankyou. ( at least I'm not EASIER to find fault in =P )

Seventh line: OK. I suck.


---This message was edited on 09:28PM Aug 1, 2009---

There's something that's missing if we can't recognize that our own existence is the miracle before our eyes. --Michael Tait
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HarryPutter*ca

Posts: 2999

new Posted: 01:09AM Aug 2, 2009

Shadows wrote:
"Losers" rule Braingle.


According to our sample....
The Braingle Majority [60%]
1st place - Loser (INTP) [30%]
2nd place - Borefest (ISTJ) [15%] and Crackpot (INTJ) [15%]


Worldwide, INTPs and INTJs are each < 1%, while ISTJ is roughly 10%.


---This message was edited on 01:10AM Aug 2, 2009---

"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin
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Trickster1992Aen

Posts: 14515

new Posted: 03:03PM Aug 2, 2009

ISTP was my good side. What percentage is that?

There's something that's missing if we can't recognize that our own existence is the miracle before our eyes. --Michael Tait
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HarryPutter*ca

Posts: 2999

new Posted: 03:37PM Aug 2, 2009

As much as ten percent of the population

"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin
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Trickster1992Aen

Posts: 14515

new Posted: 01:49PM Aug 3, 2009

yay I'm "exceptional"

There's something that's missing if we can't recognize that our own existence is the miracle before our eyes. --Michael Tait
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shawneeo*us

Posts: 7954

new Posted: 07:37PM Aug 4, 2009

Ha! I'm an WNTT with a supplental BWTS...

That's "Will Never Take Test" "Because Way Too Sensitive"... and that is SO TRUE! They totally have me pegged!!!



Life... can be so many things... how can anyone ever think they are RIGHT? HAhahahahahahaha!!!!!
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EnderofGamesAca

Posts: 519

new Posted: 10:25PM Aug 4, 2009

INTJ. Apparently, I'm a crackpot. I didn't know this myself.

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10 people are
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HarryPutter*ca

Posts: 2999

new Posted: 11:10PM Aug 4, 2009

Nice. The Crackpots are gaining on the Losers!

@Shawn: You could still take the "nice" test. Usually it's the same result, but it gives you a positive description. It looks like Sunrose and Trick posted their results from that one.


"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin
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shawneeo*us

Posts: 7954

new Posted: 02:28PM Aug 5, 2009

yeah, I know there's a "nice" test... but I feel that if I do it I should do the "brutal" test... IF I do it!

Life... can be so many things... how can anyone ever think they are RIGHT? HAhahahahahahaha!!!!!
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chittermouse3A

Posts: 1868

new Posted: 09:05PM Aug 6, 2009

Borefest-ISTJ

One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.


Yeah, pretty true except for my room being clean. It's totally not. And rarely is. Everything else=on the dot


I just lost the game...and so did you.
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Harmony_GirlAus

Posts: 1809

new Posted: 07:59AM Aug 7, 2009

xD LOVED it...haha. Didn't really fit, but it was still fun. xP

Scumbag- ENFP
53% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 20% Judging

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.
Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.


Edit to fix this silly quoting mechanism...


---This message was edited on 08:00AM Aug 7, 2009---
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marie04Aus

Posts: 257

new Posted: 05:34PM Sep 7, 2009

Hahaha that was cute.

Borefest - ISTJ
40% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 53% Judging



One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.
You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.
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kappa64

Posts: 483

new Posted: 06:14PM Sep 7, 2009

Freak- INFJ

40% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 67% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."

Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.

You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.




I'm a freak?
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EMB92

Posts: 555

new Posted: 08:37PM Sep 7, 2009

INFP~~ I'm 78% introverted...that makes sense.
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