I hope not because I ordered beef and broccolli!!! Caption by rhianon
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mommy, why isn't daddy back from the restroom?? Caption by pilotdude22
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... "Honey? I'm scared. Why are all those Chinese chefs looking at us that way?" Caption by christiangrl
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as Confucius once said, "They can take away your cookie, but you will always have your fortune..." Caption by dogg6pound9
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when the waiter comes with the bill. ill replace his eyes with the chopsticks Caption by popl43
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Well, whatever it was, we haven't seen the last of it. It' coming back up right now! Caption by oddrey
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note on reciept.." that wasn't my credit card" Caption by reeshkapeesh
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John paused for a moment and wondered if he should have taken all his previous fortune cookies more seriously. Caption by wyoguy
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Nope..It was infected rat meat...had about ten deadly decreases harmful to humans - NOTE: This restruant is not liable for any food poisoning, serious illness, death, or the spread of any extremely deadly epidemics. Caption by truckslut2500
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Dinner for the family = 40$ Extra Pork Fried Rice = 10$
Finding out you might've eaten Fido = Priceless Caption by cocopuff123
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you just got punkd Caption by posh_skater
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Signed: Chick-fillet Caption by New_Guy
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"Honey, did you say the neighboors cat was missing?" Caption by
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'That wasn't Chinese.' Caption by writinggirl01
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Hmmm....Why DO they always have a sign in the window "Help Wanted"? Caption by NYG7154
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AWWWhh..."THE TORTURE COOKIE" Caption by jlizzy
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im not a real customer ,im an health inspector!!!!!!!! Caption by punkchick15
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...but it tasted like chicken. Caption by Izzie
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Uhh... dear, I don't think the "Chow chow Mein" was a typo on the menu. Gulp. Caption by zonahobo
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That would explain teh four drumsticks! Caption by Jimbo
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