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I hope not because I ordered beef and broccolli!!! Caption by rhianon
mommy, why isn't daddy back from the restroom?? Caption by pilotdude22
... "Honey? I'm scared. Why are all those Chinese chefs looking at us that way?" Caption by christiangrl
as Confucius once said, "They can take away your cookie, but you will always have your fortune..." Caption by dogg6pound9
when the waiter comes with the bill. ill replace his eyes with the chopsticks Caption by popl43
Well, whatever it was, we haven't seen the last of it. It' coming back up right now! Caption by oddrey
note on reciept.." that wasn't my credit card" Caption by reeshkapeesh
John paused for a moment and wondered if he should have taken all his previous fortune cookies more seriously. Caption by wyoguy
Nope..It was infected rat meat...had about ten deadly decreases harmful to humans - NOTE: This restruant is not liable for any food poisoning, serious illness, death, or the spread of any extremely deadly epidemics. Caption by truckslut2500
Dinner for the family = 40$ Extra Pork Fried Rice = 10$ Finding out you might've eaten Fido = Priceless Caption by cocopuff123
you just got punkd Caption by posh_skater
Signed: Chick-fillet Caption by New_Guy
"Honey, did you say the neighboors cat was missing?" Caption by
'That wasn't Chinese.' Caption by writinggirl01
Hmmm....Why DO they always have a sign in the window "Help Wanted"? Caption by NYG7154
AWWWhh..."THE TORTURE COOKIE" Caption by jlizzy
im not a real customer ,im an health inspector!!!!!!!! Caption by punkchick15
...but it tasted like chicken. Caption by Izzie
Uhh... dear, I don't think the "Chow chow Mein" was a typo on the menu. Gulp. Caption by zonahobo
That would explain teh four drumsticks! Caption by Jimbo
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