Before you can learn Karate, you must learn to empty your body of bad energy......... and everything else.
Submitted by hollymo
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One, two, three and...SQUAT!
Submitted by wannamarryharry
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Is this the ancient art of pretending to use a toilet?
Submitted by pinkkittygirl98
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Masturb@tion (for guys) is when you grab your dlck and start rubbing it and the juice comes out!
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If they start shakin' they're shoulders...I'm outta here
Submitted by Swordfairy
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Wait! A fart is coming!
Submitted by jazzyca7
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Master Kiashima forgot to bring the Twister mats.
Submitted by cyberstar5150
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In karate they break boards. In here we break wind.
Submitted by reptile5000
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ompa lompa dompa de doo we know karate and we'll use it on you
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That's the last time I let you talk me into riding a hippo!
Submitted by phrebh
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Oh yeah...I feel the breeze coming in now
Submitted by CatatKHOP
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