We now observe the Panda babies, uh...uhm, lying on the ground ... unconscious...
Quick, cut to commercial!
Submitted by dancingd3
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even
Submitted by BlackBelt
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Boring day at the China BMX challenge.
Submitted by butterflyboy
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23 Bottles of bear on the wall... come on guys! keep chuggin!
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And suck...and breathe...and suck...and breathe...
Submitted by happyhak
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Hey, next time I want choclate milk.
Submitted by legotboy
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A sign says;please do not feed or give drinks to pandas.
"oh on I forgot"
Submitted by Loviepuppy
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Unprecedented Quintuplet Panda birth: lactating mother in hiding. Story at 6 PM.
Submitted by cartoon
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HELP WANTED: Experienced burper.
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Poor things, they probably got tired of hearing re-runs of Cheers playing in the back room of the ticket office.
Submitted by kdm13202
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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
Submitted by dswilborn
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Panda One: Well boys, this is grand, ain't it? Thanks, son, for sneaking in the milk. I sure loves a nice bottle of milks, yes I do.
Panda's Son: Milk? I was supposed to sneak in MILK? Oh...
Submitted by flutflutflyer
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if we keep up this "endangered" scam, we'll get free milk for life!
Submitted by DRIV3R
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..take one down, pass it around...6 bottles of milk on the Great Wall
Submitted by Jagang30
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