Well...a B gots a two bumps and a A got a turrangel, a turrangel, its a tinny lil ting. A D gots only wun bump, I thinks, but darn, a C got a hoop and a hoop is durn tinny. It's B!!!
Submitted by thebrain789
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CONGRATULATIONS! You are officially dumber than the peanut!
Submitted by canse912
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But none of them is spelled "The largest."
Submitted by Thinker1995
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'Uhm, can I buy a vowel?'
Submitted by VeeCee
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Well, 'elephant' is such a large word.
Submitted by CrimsonJio
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50 Reasons Why the Moon is Not Bigger Than an Elephant:
1. Elephant has more letters
2. There are more elephants than there are moons
3. The moon's reflection is smaller than an elephant
Okay, it's 3 Reasons Why the Moon is Not Bigger.
Submitted by quesadillaman12
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Hmm... well that peanut was pretty big, I mean I almost chocked on it and all... I'mma go with that!!!
Is that you're final answer?
Umm... WAIT, NO!!! Elephants are Way bigger, that's my final.
Sorry
OH NO! I didn't even see the kettle :(
Submitted by LavaIcee
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You see the moon. Have you measured it? I measured it. It was about an inch in diameter. I measured an elephant in was 2 inches in height!
Submitted by sammydj
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If ya eva bin to da zoo at nite den yous'd see dat elephants is bigger dan dat widdle white spot in de sky!
Submitted by Frada8D
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Whale my ma useta warsh me in a kettle, n dat was perty BIG!!! And pa said ther moon is cheese, and I ate cheese this morn'!!! I gave a peanut to an elephant onc---OH OH ELEPHANT I choose number B!
Submitted by CarlosRamos
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If i chose 50/50, would moon be one of them?
Submitted by hadenedah123
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Let me use my hint!!!
Sorry, you can't, this is your practice preschool question!
Submitted by paradox_mage081
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I'd like to phone a friend. President Bush
Submitted by Joecool33
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Well the solar system on display in the gift shop had a really tiny moon!
Submitted by mimipet
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But...but...Elephant has more letters!
Submitted by str1k3outs27
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Let's see...the cow jumped over the moon...an elephant is bigger than a cow....it must be an elephant!
Submitted by
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I knew I should've finished 3rd grade...
Submitted by mathlete29
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It's definitely isn't the moon;, when you look up at the sky, all you see is this itty- bitty marble. Peanuts are tiny, and elephants eat peanuts, so it should be B. Oh, but that kettle is throwing me off!
Can I call my niece?
How old?
Oh, she's 5.
Submitted by geninkitty
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Is it Earth's Moon??
Submitted by geccco
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i'm not sure I thnk its a peanut but my final answer is that big thing
Submitted by thomas13
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When Jane was completely stumped by the answer, she asked the also confused crowd. All but one five year old had made the correct guess.
Submitted by Davegle
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Don't miss FOX's newest show this season, "Are you Dumber than Dirt?"
Submitted by randeeryan
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I though the moon was just a little piece of cheese.....
Submitted by hazeleyes17
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Curse my dyslexia!
Submitted by cwjakesteel
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I know that "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader" makes adults look dumber than kids, but come on, this is RIDICULOUS!
Submitted by vbguy101
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Well, you see, have you ever walked on the moon? Have you ever felt the moon? Have you ever tasted the moon? The moon doesn't exist, it's just an elaborate hoax. This is mass madness, you maniacs!
Don't be foolish. Next question, please.
Submitted by talon_
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Regis, I'd like to buy a vowel!
Submitted by
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Laura was later employed as one of Bush's top political advisors.
Submitted by solarsistim321
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Well the moon looks is obviously smaller than a peanut, I should know I've been outside at night, and elephants eat peanuts so I'm thinking kettle. No wait I learnt in kindergarten a kettle was small so let's go for elephant.
Submitted by awesome710
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Well, it was 'Are You Smarter Than a Preschooler' at Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and somehow Janice managed to lose. She was later talked to by the news, and they found out she was a blonde.
Figures.
Submitted by flutflutflyer
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uhhh i dont no.... this one is hard...
Submitted by
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lets see,one time i had a M&M and the peanut was sorta big ...but im almost sure the moon is bigger ... that sure was a big kettle ma use to cook the meals and wash us in ...i'm thinking elephant... can i phone my brother Bo he went to the zoo once?
Submitted by june12
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Well, the elephant was HUGE in the elephant store.....
Submitted by Max34480
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On the next episode of America's dumbest gameshow guests, we meet Sarah!
Submitted by Liawen
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the new planet the Elephant is now the largest thing in the world and it is bigger than the moon peanut and kettle!
Submitted by cutygirrl
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"Um...what's a kettle?"
Submitted by
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Excuse me, I just farted.
Submitted by butterflyboy
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she was thinking big and her mind was far away.
Submitted by heathjab
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sad thing is, she called her friend for help.
Submitted by JrWriter
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what do you mean im wrong?
Submitted by brandonprater
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No way is it the moon... its only four letters!
Submitted by
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Uh...UH i choose peanut, cuz thats the size of your brain...!
Submitted by joleneroxs
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I was going to say a kettle, but I realized that the peanut is like 10 bazillion times larger.
Submitted by swimstorm
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uh i think elephant cause thats the only think i see cause i'm a zoo keeper and thats all i see all day and i clean after them i choose B
Submitted by jeffster2009
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Do I really even have to say any thing. But YOU'RE AN IDIOT
Submitted by wannamarryharry
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That's what she said...
Submitted by forevershortty
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Kids stay in school!
Submitted by AndrewWalker
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LAURA: I'm sorry, Regis. This question's just too hard. I'm going to take the money...
REGIS: If you say so. Let's give a round of applause to Laura, now... oh. I'm sorry Laura, that was the $100 question.
Submitted by greenwavepi
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It turned out that Susy was ahead of the times. The next day, elephants the size of the moon attacked Earth. She was the only one left standing.
Submitted by hollymo
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Sally never could have imagined something made of cheese being larger than an elephant
Submitted by glenn222
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It occurred to Janine "If I screw this up, there's always Wheel of Fortune.."
Submitted by NANG
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Well..."elephant" comes first in the alphabet, so elephant it is, Regis.
Submitted by mastergenius
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Hint: obviously your brain is smaller than a peanut...
Submitted by
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Let's see. The largest? Hmm, well the kettle at my store costs 3.50, a peanut is 45 cents, an elephant is 500,000, and the moon isnt for sale... The answer is B!
Submitted by
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This is the $1,000,000 question barb. Gail:You better get this right I alredy have the divorce papers!
Submitted by rozemari
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Well. The moon is about as big as a peanut, and a kettle is even smaller than a peanut. It has to be and elephant.
Submitted by turtlegirl
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When i look at the moon i can measure it between my index finger and thumb. Must be the elephant.
Submitted by
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The moon is in the sky and it looks small so I have to go with the answer b elephant
Submitted by ZYXWVUTSRQPONML
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dear lord please let this be right and ill never cheat on peter again
Submitted by
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I'm a little nervous...I think I'll phone a friend on this one.
Submitted by
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No wait! Im not sure it was elephant! But im getting a good vibe that it was A...
Submitted by happyhak
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It's not that she didn't know the answer. She just didn't realize how bad she needed to poop until she got out there. "An elephant! I'm bout to poop and elephant!"
Submitted by PIKE1455
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Ummm...... A peanut is the most logical because they feed them to elephants, one of the biggest animals ever!!!
Submitted by Keiko
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"But I did do it right! I put 'B' for biggest! Come on Regis!"
Submitted by CatsAreCute
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On the next episode of "Are you smarter than kindergartener..."
Submitted by thanicksta
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And yet, they still let her teach science........
Submitted by yesman
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Let me see my linking skills: A peanut was cooked in a kettle. It's not A. The kettle was picked up by an elephant. It's not D. Well, I'm stuck. But since I've never seen anything like a moon, I'll go with B.
Submitted by brain23
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what does, which of the following is the largest?, mean!!!!
Submitted by
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oh mi gosh!!! she looks nervous every1 knows its d!!!!
Submitted by seahorse6878
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"Can I say myself"?
Submitted by kubesh
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No wonder her brain wasn't an option.
Submitted by luckylefty
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And you thought YOU were dumb . . .
Submitted by Shadows
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And her husband back at home is yelling, "She's the LARGEST! She's the LARGEST!!"
Submitted by
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Meridith, I can put my hand up and block out the moon, a peanut or a kettle, but I can not do that with an elephant unless he is far away, so an elephant must be correct. Final answer!
Submitted by RGW4
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Wait....didn't I see her last week on America's Most Smartest Model??
Submitted by NYG7154
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"Let's see...I know that it's between an elephant and a peanut. The moon?! that's just silly.."
Submitted by grilledcheese
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An elephant was walking on the moon carrying a peanut in a kettle. Does this give you a hint?
Submitted by fishpike
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Meridith,
I aboslutely,posivtively,.....
Have to go pee!!!
Final answer !!!!
Submitted by duhclyde43210
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"Well, I didn't know WHICH moon!"
Submitted by Swordfairy
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"a peanut? of course not! a kettle? probably not. the moon? well its pretty big, but its only a couple million miles. EVERYONE knows that elephants are bigger!"
Submitted by plus2
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It depends, African or Asian?
Submitted by forerunner
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What do you mean is that my "final answer?"
Submitted by tintiniscool
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Contestant-"Do I look like I gots a degree in psychics? I'm gonna have to use my last life-line Reeg."
Regis-"Are you sure you want to do that? This is only the first question and you've already used your other two?"
Submitted by 2crazy2care
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"And tomorrow i'm going to the zoo to see a moon. Then at night i will watch the sky for the elephant that is sooooo bright
Submitted by TanCW
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Crap! I knew I should've paid closer attention in in kindergarden when they were talking about shapes and SIZES of things.
Submitted by beepbeeptnm
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"Ohmigosh! This is the same question that stumped me when I was studying last night!"
Submitted by plain_jane
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NOOOOOO!!! Thats horribly wrong I should have picked A.
Submitted by spiderpig
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OK...I can see the blonde roots from here...
Submitted by IB247
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Silly Girl, she thought an Elephant was bigger than a peanut.
Submitted by Grant-the-Wise
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