And the Guinness World Record people are no where to be found.
Submitted by gettalife
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I guess it's time to hire that second bike rider i've been pondering.
Submitted by bankershours
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Man and his bicycle are attacked by giant sugar cubes..tonight at 11.
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I guess i didn't read the fine print when i got this
UPS job.
Submitted by chillin111
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Marty knew he was safe...the new Huffy Adult Tricycle was given the five star rear crash test rating...he would make it home again...
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stealing the Parthenon wasn't so difficult after all... just about 20 more trips, and I'll be done!
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I can't believe I actually got talked into delivering newspapers to every person in China.
Submitted by Thinker1995
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the little delvery man shivers every time he hears the voice of Rosie O-Donnel on the take-out line.
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Now to go pick up the kids
Submitted by c716
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Mexican UPS
Submitted by underdog
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This is the third load of hemmroid medication that I've delivered to the jolly green giant this week! Eat some VEGETABLES dude!
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Damn.... pant pant pant... I forgot to check.... for.... pant pant pant.... for.... pant pant... fortune cookies....
Submitted by tpg76
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See if I ever stop and try to help a fat guy in a red suit on the side of the rode ever again......."just help me with a few packages" he said....sheesh!!!
Submitted by cb9206
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