Mommy, the couch ate my brother!!!
Submitted by mitch2007
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S.L.E.E.P. (or Strategic Low-visibility Energy Escalation Procedure)
Submitted by rbarnes46970
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It took Bobby about 40 years to realize that the war was over. It took us another 10 years to find him.
Submitted by jsdodgers
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Mommy, where is Bobby? Did the couch try and eat him again? Wait he's gone...YES THANKYOU COUCH! Oh wait nevermind there he is. Crap.
Submitted by AnimeLuvr
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the new camouflage couches, coming soon to a store near u
Submitted by TrivaDiva9898
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DAD: ahh im going to sit down and watch tv on the couch.
soilder: OUUUUUCHHHHHH!!!!!!! I THINK U BROKE MY NECK
Submitted by rrp11
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This was part of basic training: blending in with your surroundings. Works well at my in-law's house too.
Submitted by nikle
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The salesman said the color would hid all the dirst and dust. It took us over a year to realized the salesman was a part of the deal.
Submitted by gettalife
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Cpl. Smith shortly after his wife Febrezed the couch.
Submitted by sloane
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The last time we played hide & seek was over two years ago... And we still can't find Billy!
Submitted by Creamy_Suga
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Determined to squeeze in his Sunday afternoon nap, Bob sinks to a new low to avoid his wife.
Submitted by Scubee
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...And the National hide-and-seek contest has begun...
Submitted by fishfingerfan
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I guess there was no where else to hide the body.
Submitted by fall_out_girl97
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Recent military training: The war against dust bunnies.
Submitted by vg674
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Where's Waldo?
Submitted by caulker
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