Huff and puff all you want - the answer is still HELL NO!!
Submitted by BMEUP2PLZ
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how much is that kitty in the window?
Submitted by mitch2007
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"We got a call about a cat burgler."
Submitted by squabkicker
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No thanks, we're Southern Baptist....have a nice day..
Submitted by NYTETIMER
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I don't want none o'dem girl scout cookies, I ain't interested in no magazine subscriptions, and I got all the knives I be needin'.
Submitted by oddrey
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hahaha u can't get me! nananananna
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In this mirror, I look superior!
Submitted by wannamarryharry
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This is how dogs do their grocery shopping
Submitted by mindxfreak
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Snow White did not know that the mysterious dogs outside were really the evil queen and her helper. Little did she know...
Submitted by thebrain789
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Who's your new friend, dog?...OH NO!!! A WOLF!!!...MOM!.. You are so grounded.
Submitted by TrivaDiva9898
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"That huff & puff thingy will not work here",dog breath.
Submitted by QueenBee23
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MWAHAHHAHAHAH! You have stolen my kitty toy for the last time! Now you are trapped outside! MWAHAHHAHAHA!
Submitted by Frada8D
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"Go all huffing and puffing, Big Bad, the answer is still HELL no."
Submitted by flutflutflyer
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Dogs- "Come on, just a lttle lick?"
Kitty- "Nuh-uh. My mommy warned me about you!"
Submitted by geniusgirl13
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Not the Jehovah's Witnesses again...
Submitted by nidhogg
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I'm, tellin' ya -- we wuz FRAMED!!
Submitted by NANG
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Dogs: "Yeah I'll have an egg mcmuffin with sausage and two hashbrowns."
Cat: "Okay that'll be $4.99. Next window please."
Submitted by ILoveWicked1505
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Cat: See they like me better 'cause I can use the litter box and you guys ...
.....well you just smell.
Submitted by 4me_x2
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Little did Snowball realize that, as Bif and Gruff were distracting her at the front door, the one they call Killer was sneaking in through the back door ...
Submitted by rbarnes46970
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"How much for the meal in the window? The one with the little white tail? How much is the meal in the window? I sure do hope that meal is for sale."
(PS - No offense to kitten lovers. :O)
Submitted by Writeaway
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Dogs: so why are you in the slammer?
Cat: I was busted with catnip!
Submitted by spiderpig
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I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.
Submitted by irivera
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Have your people call my people.....
Submitted by KIZMIAZ
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Sorry guys...the 'Rents busted me comin' in late & I'm so grounded, I'm growin' roots.
Submitted by IB247
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You are not getting on this side of the door until you learn to use the litter box!
Submitted by etty
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