"Thats....not....a gopher, Bob."
Submitted by squabkicker
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Unsatisfied with American courses that just have sand traps and water hazards, the Russian course designer adds a new twist.
Submitted by Hrsemn4
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18 Holes: $45
12 Golf Balls: $30
Having a bear maul your jerk of a boss on the 7th green: Priceless
Submitted by glenn222
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You said "Golf" ...
I said "OK" ....
You said "7:30am" ....
I said "Fine" ...
You said "Bring bear" .......
or was it beer?
Submitted by wyoguy
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So here at Survivor Golf, we just voted someone off the course and now we are down to three. Stay tune next week, where they have to get past the piranna water trap.
Submitted by Marklg
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This is what happens when you won't give Yogi your pick-a-nick basket.
Submitted by hollymo
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The Golden Bear decides to come out of retirement.
Submitted by rbarnes46970
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Let's see, hat, ball, club, bear. BEAR?!?
Submitted by Lunasam
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Caddy! The 4 Iron, and a new pair of pants.
Submitted by rocker94
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They thought the windmill was tough!
Submitted by wndyg
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When Smokey's ball goes out of bounds, the game stops being friendly.
Submitted by dswilborn
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No, that's not Tiger Woods. It's his cousin, Bear Forrest.
Submitted by luckylefty
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"Dave you fool! you can't outrun a bear!"
"I don't have to. I just have to outrun you."
Submitted by legolaswindu
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Looks like Joe's wife found him secretly playing golf again.
Submitted by jonisallama
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Waaaaait fella's, I've found your ball!!!!!!
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